Manon, please don't draft her. Please let my rainbowed self cheer for your sparkly new team. Torrent, please don't alienate your fans by off-season trading for a player who drags a chain of suspensions onto the ice every game. Other players can score without the intent to injure.

HE'S MR. SATURDAY NIGHT FOR A REASON!!! 😤 #StanleyCup Watch Cole Caufield and the /CanadiensMTL host the /BuffaloSabres in Game 6 TONIGHT at 8p ET on ABC, /Sportsnet, & /TVASports!

I was out walking my dog earlier tonight and saw so many people wearing their Ottawa Charge merch. What struck me were the number of kids in their Charge jerseys and hoodies. It shows the team’s impact, and is a nice reminder of just how much this team means to this city.

We’re just gettin’ started! 👏

Okay, cheering for Detroit now.

In the best hands 🙂‍↕️ We are proud to welcome Manon Rhéaume - two-time Women’s Worlds gold medalist, Olympic silver medalist, first woman to play in an NHL game AND first woman to sign a professional hockey contract - as our team’s first General Manager! 📰 bit.ly/4ufd2vm

This mass courtship event typically marks the beginning of Waymo mating season, and the general public is advised to avoid approaching them or their young and maintaining a safe distance at all times as they can get even more unpredictable in their behaviour towards humans at this time

The PHN home office welcomes the New Mexico Goatheads to our coverage.

Passing of the torch 🇨🇦

We really reached the "Paying higher prices is patriotic, actually" stage of things.

“There's not a league or a team that does not want to be in Vegas” The PWHL celebrated expansion to Las Vegas, proclaiming themselves “joy dealers” while touting the league’s arrival to the entertainment capital of the world ✍️ @iankennedyck.bsky.social thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL

Happy birthday (5/14/2003) to Dallas Stars forward Wyatt Johnston. The 2021 1st-round pick from the Windsor Spitfires has scored 263 points (134-129-263) in 328 career regular season games so far. 📸: Candice Ward, USA Today Sports. #TexasHockey

My latest: the complete case against trading Jason Robertson. dcastillo.substack.com/p/why-jason-...

One series left ⏳   Here’s where you can catch all of the PWHL Walter Cup Finals action!   📺 US: ION 📺 CA: TSN, RDS 📺 Outside of Canada: thepwhl.com + PWHL Youtube Channel

Latest for The Hockey News: Five things the Ottawa Charge need to do in order to beat the Montreal Victoire and bring the Walter Cup to the nation’s capital.

BRB, buying yarn. 😁 Actually, I think I already have those colors. My stash is...ample.

This is why people invoke Hockey Gods. Sheesh.

FINALS. MATCHUP. SET. 🗣️ The first place Montréal Victoire will face off against the fourth place Ottawa Charge in the PWHL Walter Cup Finals presented by Scotiabank!

Lol. Pour one out for the Admin.

This Trump voter is struggling to realize her dream of buying a home, & she blames the “political higher ups.” Kamala Harris had a plan for 1st time homebuyers, including $25K in down payment assistance. But she chose to vote for the man who said immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country.”

important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though

Happy Mother's Day

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

AHL Division finals get underway Tuesday prohockeynews.com/ahl-division...

This 1952 memo from the Pentagon UFO files is superb There is no point preparing for aliens ‘because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.’ 🤣 www.war.gov/medialink/uf...

Updated playoff injury/suspension summary

The Spurs and Colorado Avalanche are staying at the same hotel in Minneapolis. Even out of uniform, it is not difficult at all to tell which team is which.

You can make fun of his clothes all you want, but PK is a good dude. montrealgazette.com/news/p-k-sub...

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I’m not religious, but this should be eye opening to anyone that calls themselves a catholic, or a Christian

NGL, I want one. I have paint.

Firebirds push back again, force Game 5 with Reign prohockeynews.com/firebirds-pu...

Victoire push Frost to precipice after 2-1 win prohockeynews.com/victoire-pus...

Thunderbirds complete biggest upset in Calder Cup history prohockeynews.com/thunderbirds...

Penguins eliminate Bears, reach first division final since 2016 prohockeynews.com/penguins-eli...

UPDATED. #PHNBSOG Penguins eliminate Bears, reach first division final since 2016 prohockeynews.com/penguins-eli...

'The Welsh language is no longer perceived as an archaic and insular relic. And it was five/ six indie rock stoners who genuinely had more to do with that shift than any number of sensible Senedd initiatives.' Reissue of the Week: Precreation Percolation by #SuperFurryAnimals buff.ly/QsV26R4

Who will skate away with the tiebreaker? 👀 Game three of the split Montréal versus Minnesota series hits Grand Casino Arena TONIGHT at 7PM ET! 📺 Canada: Prime Video 📺 U.S.: Scripps Sports Network, Fox9+ 📺 Outside of Canada: PWHL YouTube + thepwhl.com ➡️Tickets + more: bit.ly/4nb9cAM

Happy birthday (5/7/1986) to former Dallas Stars goalie Anton Khudobin. Between 2018-2022, Dobby appeared in 112 games with the Stars, earning a record of 47-40-17. 📸: Glenn James / NHLI via Getty Images #TexasHockey

Happy 9th anniversary to Tom Holland's performance of Umbrella on Lip Sync Battle, a pivotal pop culture moment in history! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

THE PWHL IS COMING TO DETROIT‼️

horrible. this country’s turn away from science based medicine in the name of “wellness” is killing children and will kill a lot more. www.propublica.org/article/more...

MOTOR CITY, HERE WE COME 🎉​ The PWHL is officially expanding to Detroit! ➡️ www.thepwhl.com/en/teams/detroit

Joked with William Karlsson after his scrum died down: “Of course you would come back on May the 4th.” Karlsson, laughing: “Hopefully the force is with me tonight.”

On this day in 1970, 4 students were shot and killed by members of the National Guard at Kent State. Military policing of civilians creates legal and ethical jeopardy for troops, risks violations of our fundamental rights, and undermines our democracy. Tell Congress: No troops in our streets.

Minnesota’s Britta Curl-Salemme has been suspended for one game and fined $250 for two incidents in Game 1 against Montreal. Here’s more from the league:

Jason Robertson said he’s somewhat optimistic about contract negotiations with Dallas, but also reiterated that “it’s a business,” and said he learned that lesson four years ago in his last negotiation. In other words, we’re still. in “wait and see” mode.

Roope Hintz said he tore his hamstring in two spots. He was getting close to returning and then he re-injured it. He thinks he would have been back by the second or third game of the second round.

May the Fourth be with you! #DarthVladar