real monkeypaw for me to see stateside do so well. but only the remix. it was already perfect.

in 2026 all women are now magically parry gods i don’t make the calls i just report on them and this is what’s true. the era of dodgeroll women is over. it’s parry time ladies

bush isn’t even in the same league as toes and armpit why are “””we””” even acting like it’s close enough for comparison

finally becoming a woman who has something wrong with her. because i need james sunderland in fortnite for some reason

have they stopped fucking around and twiddling their thumbs in springfield and funded transit yet this is ridiculous

the dei woke rainbow capitalism era may be ending but at least we got the canonized mpreg emoji out of the whole ordeal

god fa was completely dripped out of her mind here completely mogged everyone else (save for haman)

modern life is so mean and cruel to people who can’t stand wet sloppy noises

praying to the deity of nastiness unpleasantly to curse me with the power of graceless and discomforting interpersonal interactions to make myself seem unpleasant off-putting and strange. need more ill-intentioned bones in my body

Formless Star is out now! Travel to a mysterious ever-changing planet and gather data on the animals that live there. There's 60 different creatures to find, all with unique behaviours and descriptions! Get the game for free (or pay what you want) here! splendidland.itch.io/formless-star

love seeing slightly fucked up teeth on people who could easily get veneers

vibe for the week

new pinkpantheress is insane. deeply satisfying. would completely eat as a ddr track especially with the music video in the background

humor about bisexuality is all the most basic bottom of the barrel slop if you're trying to give me grief about "not decentering men" in my life can you at least make it funny

wait hold on- really?? hello??? what!?!

i luv chung ha…

ok so f5ve… yeah all the boxes are checked and a few more boxes were added at the end of the list too

need registrations to reopen on the tomatoville.com forums asap (gotta be logged in to see picture of 16.85 lb tomato...) 🙂 please

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have developed a nasal COVID-19 vaccine that BLOCKS transmission of the virus. This suggests vaccines delivered directly to the nose or mouth could play a CRITICAL role in containing the spread of respiratory infections. Phase I clinical trials HAVE BEEN APPROVED! 🧪🧵⬇️

Incredible image alert

if i designed a level in a video game that made purportedly grown men cry and whine and beg for my never being let anywhere close to a video game studio ever again. i would feel pretty good about that personally

First finished painting of this year. Digital

should’ve trimmed up my hime cut like a week ago my aura went from highly porous to impenetrable

frankly there’s nothing quite like serving up eccentric chair on a 2000s ethan allen showroom floor realness. or tacky accent pillow from a mail order catalogue. or the elusive home depot wallpaper sample binder

lady gaga could learn a lot from sheena ringo i think. she should study her and maybe report back. i wish her all the best as a simple worm on this earth

man not to sound like a miserable hag but like basically every single line of marketing copy coming out of capcom for mai shiranui in sf6 being a thinly veiled boob joke kind of sucks. can't even call it low-hanging fruit because i'd be complicit

mentally monologued about tomatoes the entire length of my shower and then some. could’ve kept going but ran out of things to do in there

whenever someone derisively describes someone’s vocals as “sexy baby” i think their phone needs to take a front facing camera pic of their face so everyone reading can confirm that they have really no business saying that shit

the gamers will lock me up for this but shrine of amana fucking kicks ass & is easily one of my favorite areas in ds2 so far. demon of song is so iconic. i love milifanito. aesthetically it’s incredible too. lot of similarities to elden ring areas in this one but their smaller scale is more intimate

yeah i uhhhh got uhhhh those things on me… yeah… multiple balls of yarn for some reason

had a slice of beef bourguignon pizza today that just might've been the most incredible slice of anything i've ever had. crazy good. slow cooked brothy beef gets me every time

no need to post wrapped. despite everything i apparently only listen to sheena ringo still. can listen to tons of new stuff and yet… at the end of the year it is only her who matters. some things never change

i bring a real chardog type of vibe to my grillpan that my smoke detector finds very alarming. sorry for wording it like this some memes you read once and you can't figure out how not to think like that which i can't forgive

insane how like every single gal in ds2 is one of the greatest ever in anything. real all timer gals. every new one we meet is a real little treat

it’s so hard to be a beautiful woman on a sunday who doesn’t have to raid in final fantasy fourteen tonight

where are the weirdos on here. they gotta be out there. i guess maybe i’ll have the state of mind to seek them out very soon because my dr keeps dragging ass on renewing my wellbutrin script and i have 1 pill left. my poster suppression pills. wahoo.

ok the next giveaway is here. the prize is 5 series & blindbags. (*for one winner) rebluesky and follow to enter. the winner will be chosen at 10pm EST or something

whoa…

i bring a real “i gotta pee” type of vibe to the bathroom that the toilets are entirely indifferent to

what’s a girl supposed to post about on a brand new account. the possibilities are endless…