watched roman holiday (1953) last night and i cannot stop thinking about gregory peck… i was legit swooning

i truly understand why people used to develop psychosis and throw themselves off of cliffs due to chronic headaches

doechii has basically been a close personal friend of mine this week

i’m sooooo excited for the grammys bc literally nobody on this planet is going to be fully happy with the outcome bc some of the categories are genuinely impossible. like how could one possibly choose a rational ROTY winner between espresso, not like us, and a bar song? it’s gonna be so funny 😭

i’m still gracie agnostic but she did it with this one music.apple.com/us/album/tha...

todays strands category… jump scare of the century

fresh out the slammer and twily are kind of the same if you think about it

It is now illegal

yesterday after dinner we were playing taboo and my mom & my sister were on a team, and for the word spy my sister was like “people in the kgb” and my mom goes “SORORITY GIRLS” with such confidence that i have not stopped thinking about it since

jenna JOHNSON 💜

get into it…

the number of times that “no can dos-ville baby doll” randomly pops into my head would shock and scare many people… like it’s actually not okay

miz butera did the pop girl to self serious film star much better than you ever have or ever will @ladygaga put the meat dress back on

ariana grande is going to win an oscar and i am going to smile

#seated for wicked. wearing 3d glasses over my normal glasses like a fucking dweeb

The fact that they’ve made a movie where the friggen *Wicked Witch of the West*, the actual evil lady who cackles and does despicable things, the fact they’ve made a movie where she’s the good guy? That tells you pretty much everything you need to know about society today.

watching the wizard of oz for the first time in 8 billion years YAS

anyway. i watched an hour long video about mclennon and ive decided to become a truther

it’s so unfortunate for me that my favorite fleetwood mac song is the one with a title that is not socially acceptable to say out loud

watching paul mescal hot ones

blooting about her oomcs like the best of us omg

It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country

what kind of evil repulsive force possessed my body and signed me up for an 8pm pilates class on a wednesday evening.

i’ve never understood nepo baby haters quite as much as i do in rylee arnold’s america. i can’t do it anymore

i’m so obsessed with this

Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?

now THAT is a classic

real haters on bluesky omg maybe this website has the sauce…

i have been thinking about the obx cast drama all day like maybe i need to tap into that show. i’m not gonna do that but this is the first time i’ve ever even been intrigued

this being the thing that alerted me to the fact that this was not in fact tsnz bc the real tsnz would never post something this uncouth…

it smells like teasis in here

magdalena BAY 💜

he’s so dramatic

taylor swift your country needs you

oh wow everyone’s rly joining now 😀

posting on bluesky

Listening to taylor swift is an experience. You listen to one song & it’s her best song & then you listen to the next one and it’s also her best song & then you listen to the next song & it’s also her best song & then you get to “me” & you’re like “this is an OK song” & then it repeats

did shawn mendy find god or something cuz this song is giving jesus camp www.instagram.com/p/DCRkZu4xvn...

do u guys think it’s bad if i was sick for ~two weeks straight but didn’t go to the doctor bc i assumed it was just a cold and now i feel mostly fine except i cannot breathe at all so im just wheezing as if constantly having an asthma attack for days on end except inhalers aren’t helping #replybloot

what the hell sure

i’ve been in such a yapper mood lately but i don’t actually want to inflict said yapology on anyone. i’m about to start a podcast for an audience of zero just so i can speak freely on whatever without feeling burdensome 🙂‍↕️

i’m starting to think u guys aren’t fr about abandoning twitter so im gonna be all alone on here bc i deleted the app and dont feel like succumbing to the redownload 😞

just randomly fell off my chair at work for absolutely no discernible reason. but everyone around me said i fell gracefully. AMA.

not even a week after turning 28 and i found not one but TWO grey hairs. it’s rly just not my week…

what is taylor doing with ronan farrow of all people

you can’t prove that

the margins in some of these house races where they’re still counting ballots are so nutty

i am going to kms ❤️

real asf whoa

no hate all love but i need everyone to ignore the kelce pod blitter account so fiercely that they quit due to irrelevance bc i rly need the travwives to stay the hell away from this place… i cannot do it anymore i need a physical barrier from those losers