Yanks playing like Schlittler has a no-hitter going. He might as well!

Schlivin' the dream

Long retirement of catching strays ahead of him

Cutter at 97 lol

Just landed from a long haul international flight and I see our country has not changed one bit 🫩

🙂

Somehow this story is even worse than I already thought. Crypto is a blight

So you're saying the Yankees could get bullpen help at a discount now?

Correct. People have lost their minds

Wow, I wonder if ownership spends money to put together a competitive team, maybe fans will show up on a regular basis!

Gemini AI provided me with four different incorrect answers to a basic music theory question. (The answer is one note in common, B.)

If Marty Cordova's not included, I'm not buying

Got to see my beloved Lemon Twigs at the Ottobar last night. Pleasant distraction

You ever notice when ChatGPT can't do something it was "never designed to do that" but it's also not good at the things it was designed to do either?

Well, that's another day nearly over, gang. Just enough time left to quickly check in on the AI takeover we're sacrificing our actual planet to fuel.

Very Veep-coded

Not that this excuses the missed call, but as is usually the case for the worst misses, the catcher didn't cleanly receive and frame the pitch (he threw down to second immediately)

*Extremely overconfident to mask being clueless voice* It's his swing mechanics. Blame the hitting coach

From mom -- lot of Mets fans at Fenway. How often does that happen?

The Orioles can make anyone look like the 1927 Yankees, and I think that's touching

Firing the manager fixed everything!

Well, this is directly next to the main gate at National Park

"Making gamblers eligible for Hall entry surely has no ulterior motive for the league's private business interests" says me, a man born yesterday

From Jake Mintz of @cespedesbbq.bsky.social My first BP article was about pitch shapes at Coors. That was 12 years ago now -- an eternity in baseball analytics terms. Utterly insane that the front office would not apply science more aggressively to a problem that has science at its core.

Charlie Morton reinvented himself for a successful second act to his career ... 12 years ago. Feels like the end of the line.

Kinda sad that Nob Butting needs to be told "if you build it, they will come" for a franchise that's been there since 1882

Well, first time in my life I've ever had a dream about Treasury bonds

The bipartisan belief that America would be a better place if *other people* worked in a factory. www.ft.com/content/8459...

Scott Kazmir and Tony Peña were born in different countries.

I must share my truth: I don't think men should be given access to podcasting equipment

Ticketmaster math is elite

Losing money means nothing, but also taxation is slavery

Never forget: 1. AI is the future 2. The future sucks

Yankee fans have come together for the tiramisu-in-a-helnet and it's so wholesome 💗

And they're still protecting the ones that say Sinatra and Fidel Castro brought Nazis back from the moon to get the job done 😡

Sigh, people on Twitter who mock Elon but are paying for a blue check. Many such cases, sadly.

Huh, interesting

DC now has a web portal for feds experiencing firings and other uncertainty. Please take a look, take advantage of the services, and share with your families, neighbors, friends, and colleagues does.dc.gov/page/resourc...

You know what finally turned me? Traveling to the UK a few years ago and having my Twitter timeline algorithm flooded with "liberal left" TERFs. Seeing the bad faith arguments in such a distilled form really drove home how useless it was to engage.

Describe your account in one Simpsons image.

The Edge of the World, Saudi Arabia

Umpire cleans home plate with various objects while relief pitcher jogs in from the bullpen ASMR

So, where did we land on whether it's good to run the government like a business?

Gonna share for the record that this year's flu suuuucks

You all have to understand that being a well-connected white person IS MERIT to these people.

Checking back in on That Island Yonder and, wow, they're actually coming around on this insane case.

Used a spike grip at a time when it was much less common www.mlb.com/video/the-pe...

Gallo: 4 SF in 3,403 PA Greinke: 4 SF in 600 PA

Apropos of nothing: youtu.be/csySeQF7pLk?...