Jupyter really likes Bon Iver

The 2026 World Cup is the first time that all the first 5 nations in Yakko's World qualified

why on earth is my computer speaking ithkuil

we really need a new term for "inverse document frequency"

1. I didn't ask 2. You can't actually adjust the settings

I'm November Kelly, the month who's talking right now. My pronouns are 🍂 and 🦃.

Make your computer easier to use. Windows will read and scan this list automatically. Press the Spacebar to select the highlighted option. Hear text on screen read aloud (Narrator). Make objects on the screen larger (Magnifier). See more contrast in colors (High Contrast).

I'm the synonymph of the intranet

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

New DLR trains feel a lot like a light metro compared to the old ones that were more like coupled trams. Anyway, they're out and ready to ride! (one of them, at least)

just visited all DLR stations in 2:39:43! not a great time and got unlucky with some tight transfers, but glad to have done it. I'll eagerly be out for a rematch when the new trains begin service - hopefully soon! video recap will come next week.

Tomodachi Life is one of my favorite 3DS games so although we didn't see too much that was *new* here, it's great to at least see the release window narrowed down.

my special interests include: machinery catharsis technology ragtag transcendent slapstick tryhard high-strung neurotic

The real BART District

Spurs fumble Eze to Arsenal Spurs draw Monaco in the Champions League Very close to Monaco is a commune called... Eze.

Obama's last name is Streetcar

the most frustrating thing is they did hint at doing that in the wake of the "reimagined" service changes in 9/2023 - they even made some mockup posters - but nothing was acted on

I find it really annoying that the MacArthur Transfer is like a hidden secret for @bart.gov rather than an announcement made automatically every time a Berryessa train comes to Berkeley. The R-segment should always announce you can transfer to SF/SFO trains at MacArthur.

This is an Ocean Beach-bound N local train. The next stop is, Sunset Blvd. Stand clear of the closing doors, please.

I'm Mike Wazowski, I'm the person who's talking right now, my pronouns are BEEP and BOOP, okay go

Poor Bid speedrun: Make a Poor Bid and immediately start a timer. The timer stops when the train you're trying to catch leaves. If you don't get the upgrade, you are DQed.

our website idea made it out the group chat transitruns.org

Happy 11th birthday Worlds!【=◈︿◈=】

August 16th. @transitruns.org

The most common origin-destination pair on BART is West Oakland to Embarcadero. I bet most of that is drivers realizing that it's cheaper to park at West Oakland BART than somewhere in SF, and that a round-trip BART fare is (just a bit) cheaper than the one-way toll.

Son of legendary Fairuz and composer Assi Rahbani, he was also a playwright, pianist and political provocateur.

Alert Test: This is a test of Caltrain Alerts Bluesky integration. Bark.

matrix multiplication be like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TOP REQUESTED

That's a TRAIN, dumbass.

writing out the name of an emoji is MY humour, how dare Hugging Face steal it Raised Hand with Part Between Middle and Ring Fingers

count me in! food: vietnamese 🍲 season: spring 🌷 drink: anise tea 🫖 colour: orange 🧡 anime: Jet-Lag (yes it counts) 🚅 @oneonetwo.bsky.social @milliontealeaves.bsky.social @sdrx902.bsky.social @not-ecopaw.bsky.social @burrito.foxxo.gay

I'd only vote for a Cuomo if it was Rivers

If I had a nickel for every animation platform I've used in the past year that has implemented "AI" features that fundamentally break my workflow, I'd have two nickels. Which is not a lot, but absolutely devastating that it happened twice. Enshittification.

VTA National Park Rules: 1. Don't lick the mill 2. Don't cross the man 3. Treat the oaks fairly

When the people mover opens, LAX will have better transit than Heathrow. I'm prepared to die on this hill.

@tonsi.cloud’s favorite station, fair oaks!

it's mad how one of the default YouTube songs that defined late-2000s internet had lyrics about literally doing drugs (With A Spirit - 009 Sound System)

You'll never believe what's releasing RIGHT NOW: www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Ae...

rule 34 of transit: if it exists, there is OtoMAD of it

Microsoft having no less than four products whose name start with "power" sure is A Choice

Montgomery and Powell stations are right next to each other, yet their ridership couldn't be any more different. 90.3% of Montgomery's riders are on weekdays - of all BART stations, this is the highest. Powell is the 3rd-lowest in this metric, at just 79.4%. (data from Apr'25 ridership report)

they finally added malaysia to the apple maps transit layer!

metra

the DownieExpress series is fun, but I don't love the implications of a white guy talking about "going to Africa" when they're only going to a specific country, with said country already being established to the viewer AND their people being pretty vocally against being labeled as simply "African"

tired of seeing folks blame BART itself for the outage today or painting BART as completely unreliable when a meltdown of this scale only happens once or twice a year at most. let's instead praise those who worked tirelessly to restore service, and continue to advocate for better service & funding.

a heatmap is just a scatterplot for discrete data

if your girl is * full of curves * in way too many places * super unreliable that's not your girl, that's a CAF Urbos 3

Did you know that the Northern Line is so far north that it's actually in Liverpool?