the obsession with The United Strand's wait for a haircut exposes everything wrong with the state of chronically online football discourse 🧵

what does Sonic say when he rides the metropolitan line? gotta go semifast

New TOC just dropped: Great Great Greater West Northern Western Northwestern South Western c Northern Northeastern London Thames Southern Southeastern East London Railway Midlands Midlands Railway Anglia 2 Railway Trains link c (doing business as British Rail)

The most important video I've ever made. As I move onto pastures new, a chat about how Bay Area transit has been improving, and how the region's unmatched culture and youth engagement played a role in making me the advocate I am now. Bay Area, thanks for everything. <3

I still don’t know what an em dash is used for

nothing makes me feel crazier than seeing hrt for cis men being advertised on the tube while it is borderline impossible for trans people to get the same

"British rail travel is so expensive" WRONG. you've gotta think of it in terms of net spend after delay repay

baked

"Metro SubwayLink" contains all the letters of Baltimore

thank you

I can't wait to test my brand new national rail departure board! I can't wait for it to show me all the trains in the UK running today!!

Jupyter really likes Bon Iver

The 2026 World Cup is the first time that all the first 5 nations in Yakko's World qualified

why on earth is my computer speaking ithkuil

we really need a new term for "inverse document frequency"

1. I didn't ask 2. You can't actually adjust the settings

I'm November Kelly, the month who's talking right now. My pronouns are 🍂 and 🦃.

Make your computer easier to use. Windows will read and scan this list automatically. Press the Spacebar to select the highlighted option. Hear text on screen read aloud (Narrator). Make objects on the screen larger (Magnifier). See more contrast in colors (High Contrast).

I'm the synonymph of the intranet

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

New DLR trains feel a lot like a light metro compared to the old ones that were more like coupled trams. Anyway, they're out and ready to ride! (one of them, at least)

Tomodachi Life is one of my favorite 3DS games so although we didn't see too much that was *new* here, it's great to at least see the release window narrowed down.

my special interests include: machinery catharsis technology ragtag transcendent slapstick tryhard high-strung neurotic

The real BART District

Spurs fumble Eze to Arsenal Spurs draw Monaco in the Champions League Very close to Monaco is a commune called... Eze.

Obama's last name is Streetcar

the most frustrating thing is they did hint at doing that in the wake of the "reimagined" service changes in 9/2023 - they even made some mockup posters - but nothing was acted on

This is an Ocean Beach-bound N local train. The next stop is, Sunset Blvd. Stand clear of the closing doors, please.

I'm Mike Wazowski, I'm the person who's talking right now, my pronouns are BEEP and BOOP, okay go

Poor Bid speedrun: Make a Poor Bid and immediately start a timer. The timer stops when the train you're trying to catch leaves. If you don't get the upgrade, you are DQed.

our website idea made it out the group chat transitruns.org

Happy 11th birthday Worlds!【=◈︿◈=】

August 16th. @transitruns.org

The most common origin-destination pair on BART is West Oakland to Embarcadero. I bet most of that is drivers realizing that it's cheaper to park at West Oakland BART than somewhere in SF, and that a round-trip BART fare is (just a bit) cheaper than the one-way toll.

Son of legendary Fairuz and composer Assi Rahbani, he was also a playwright, pianist and political provocateur.

Alert Test: This is a test of Caltrain Alerts Bluesky integration. Bark.

matrix multiplication be like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TOP REQUESTED

That's a TRAIN, dumbass.

writing out the name of an emoji is MY humour, how dare Hugging Face steal it Raised Hand with Part Between Middle and Ring Fingers

count me in! food: vietnamese 🍲 season: spring 🌷 drink: anise tea 🫖 colour: orange 🧡 anime: Jet-Lag (yes it counts) 🚅 @oneonetwo.bsky.social @milliontealeaves.bsky.social @sdrx902.bsky.social @not-ecopaw.bsky.social @burrito.foxxo.gay

I'd only vote for a Cuomo if it was Rivers

If I had a nickel for every animation platform I've used in the past year that has implemented "AI" features that fundamentally break my workflow, I'd have two nickels. Which is not a lot, but absolutely devastating that it happened twice. Enshittification.

VTA National Park Rules: 1. Don't lick the mill 2. Don't cross the man 3. Treat the oaks fairly

When the people mover opens, LAX will have better transit than Heathrow. I'm prepared to die on this hill.

@tonsi.cloud’s favorite station, fair oaks!

it's mad how one of the default YouTube songs that defined late-2000s internet had lyrics about literally doing drugs (With A Spirit - 009 Sound System)

You'll never believe what's releasing RIGHT NOW: www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Ae...