Trump isn’t worried about Jack shit. He knows he’s taking a dirt nap soon.

I feel like we should start a betting pool for when the orange menace is going to kick.

Art Basel, 2025. #photography

I vowed no more cats, but I’m weakening.

Let’s just call it CTEball.

I think we need to be congratulating trump for staying awake through this whole thing.

I still can't figure out how "people died" is a valid reason for how trump's "assassination attempt" wasn't faked.

Sorry, @ronsexsmith.bsky.social . Better luck next year!

Damn. Love her.

Dear Brian Cole: You walk like Marjorie Taylor Greene.

What if trump abruptly perishes before he can pardon all of these lawless motherfuckers?

I'm all for single-payer healthcare, but it seems to spawn a parallel private healthcare system where wealthy people can pay out of pocket, leading to a dearth of quality professionals available to the common person. I'm not an expert on healthcare, so I wonder how to avoid such a thing.

I wonder what percentage of those losses were immigrants who suddenly lost their eligibility to work here. My company has lost roughly 10 people who suddenly became undocumented after many years in the country.

Last few photos from Lima, Peru. It was a great trip, digestive issues notwithstanding, but I'm happy to be home and at least temporarily reestablishing a routine. #photography

It can’t hurt that Aftyn is a bit of a smoke show if we’re being completely honest.

I never would have voted for trump in a million years, but my wife & daughters are the reason I've cut all social ties with anyone who voted for him. To be friendly to trumpers feels like a betrayal of the women in my life I love.

More pics from Peru

Sea lions smooching.

Few people realize that Jesus actually stole that cross.

I’m in Lima with the whole fam. #photopgraphy

Rubio could have been a solid politician. He's well-spoken, seemingly intelligent, but he's weak, possibly compromised. I've never voted for a Republican, mind you. I feel like he could have been something else. He chose not to be that.

If you ever fly AirEuropa from Spain to Miami, make sure to bring some food with you.

Ooops

Speaker Johnson says releasing the Epstein files without redactions could pose a national security risk. Having pedos in power is a national security risk.

I’ve watched it three times. Guffawed out load each time.

Please tell me there are no pictures of trump giving Bill Clinton a blowie. I mean..my heart.

If you’re not eating your broccoli stalks, you’re missing out on some crunchy goodness.

Not only did the social and economic elite reject trump, but the criminal, sexually deviant elite thought he was beneath them as well.

Is that why she seems to be losing her hair?

These students seem to be perfect future MAGA candidates.

It's so confining to limit oneself to a single type of heinous crime.

Still waiting on the email from Bill Barr that says, "I'm going to have you killed in your motherfucking cell, Jeff."

Continuing to support someone who is a pedophile because you can't admit that you'd been misjudging him for a decade is some real shit, man. I don't claim to be the most self-aware person in the world, but christ.

Possible that this is exactly the right circumstance to break from trump, a guy most Republicans loathe anyway.

I came to BlueSky with very little expectation for engagement, and I have not been disappointed. If I'm being truthful, I've put zero effort into nurturing that engagement...like zero.

Dear GOP: There's plenty of bullshit talking points that pro-pedophilia nutjobs use to justify their crimes. Start studying up on those because we know that, instead of condemning that motherfucker, you're going to make excuses for him.

Presently resisting the urge to ask if it seemed like it was in a terrible hurry.

Remember that, at some point, he will have a last speech, and we may not know it's his last speech while he's giving it.

Glass-top stoves are not for people who actually cook.

New official slogan drops for The Washington Post "Democracy gets raped in broad daylight by the oligarchy"

Splurging tonight. Seared yellowfin tuna, sautéed mushrooms, and raw veggies with homemade cocktail sauce.

Fuck the mob and trans-National organized crime.

Bringing a big fat bowl of homemade chili to the polling place tomorrow. It’s gonna be boring as shit.

My opinion is that if you have someone in your life who doesn’t think trump is completely batshit crazy and unfit to lead, you probably don’t need them. Easier said than done, I know, but still…

You know what’s strange? There are a handful of people in my life who trust my judgment without question on basically everything….except politics. I’m somehow completely wrong about that.

I’m not going to wish death on that Dilbert cunt, but I’m not going to not wish death on that Dilbert cunt, piece of shit that he is and all.