We owe it to ourselves to make sure trump’s bullshit tonight gets horrendous ratings. You know that’s all he cares about.

So, I live in Miami. I pay about $130/year to watch my Mets (even though they suck), but since I don’t have a cable subscription, I can’t watch any games where they play the Marlins (home or away), anything airing on ESPN, and the playoffs are not watchable (cable subscription again).

Is anyone seriously considering watching trump tomorrow night?

I’m rooting against Spain because they have purposeful lisps and I’m super homophobic.

Pick your poison: ICE is rogue or dangerously under trained. Neither good. We’ve seen this movie before in Minneapolis The shootings in Maine and Houston reveal a huge problem for DHS, Tom Homan, and Republicans like Susan Collins who decided to give ICE another $70 billion with no guardrails.

Amazing that I pay over $100 for mlb.tv, but I can’t watch the Mets whenever they play the Marlins and I can’t watch the shitty all-star game.

Murray: Is it true that people making under $184,000 pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate? Dahl: Yes. Murray: And what is the rate for someone making $1,000,000? Dahl: 2.2%.

BTW, I don't consider myself much of a photographer, so any tips or pointers from actual photographers are always welcome. Currently, I'm working on my composition as opposed to the more technical aspects of shooting and post-production. #photography

Some more pictures of our trip to Hawaii. #photography

More pics from my recent trip to the Hawaiian islands. #photography

At work, I keep saying, "Everything's on-hold until Mitch McConnell returns to Congress," and it's going very well.

The star of this photo from the black sand beach of Hawaii is the woman taking a sassy selfie on the left side, middle. #photography

Who will look after the little ladybugs?

I just hope it was painful.

I’ve only had one pet die at the vet and I was too much of a slobbering mess to take a picture…not even close to my favorite cat among the 20 or so I’ve had, either. Ever since I had kids, I’m quicker to tears than I’d like.

The way they’re dealing with McConnell’s death has really sucked the joy of the event out of me.

Now that Madison Keys is out of Wimbledon, she can go back to chewing down trees. Sorry. That was unnecessarily mean.

good to note when Burgum becomes a former Interior Secretary

First round of pics from my Hawai’i trip. Kauai.

Took a helicopter tour in Kauai this morning.

I’m just relieved that Travis and Taylor can finally have sex.

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...but the caravans...

What does trump care about $5 million? That's pocket change compared to what he and his family have stolen from taxpayers.

July 4th can fuck all the way off this year.

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

What's the Republican contingency plan if trump drops dead before the midterms?

As an American, I endorse this message. As a citizen of the world, we suck right now. We deserve to be regarded this way.

Why do I even bother watching these #mets? What a shitshow.

My company is going to lose 5 more people because of this Haitian TPS ruling. I think we're up to about 15 people since this shitshow began.

Just think...Every Big Mac could be his last.

Dear Reflecting Pool Staff: I'm available for a reasonable fee.

The Mets' win-to-payroll ratio must be the lowest in the history of sport. #mets

Next time my pool turns green, I’m going to call the cops on my neighbor.

The sky is the star of the show in Rockland, Maine. #photography

Republican congresspeople switching to Dem would be history’s heroes…too bad they’re a bunch of compromised fuckfaces.

Dear Whoever Uttered the Phrase “Sleepy Joe”: Fuck you all the way to hell, you fucking dumb cunts.

Won't happen, but I wonder if the Republicans would do better in the midterms if they banded together and removed trump before November.

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I live in Florida, and I have a pool that I personally care for year-round. I've been conferring with some of my colleagues, and I've yet to find a single person who has ever put hydrogen peroxide in their pool.

Been on a wicked BB boi kick lately. One of the best concerts ever and it's never talked about. youtu.be/xJYfOGb3sKw?...

I'm in favor of science across the board, with the exception of whatever is keeping trump alive.

The Mets are down 9-0 in the 3rd. These are the important games to watch. Most times, it's a disaster, but sometimes they mount an amazing comeback. Just kidding. Turn that shit off and watch something else.

My final assignments for my master's degree have been graded. I'm getting an A in this last class. I'm assured of a graduating GPA of 4.0 now. My wife asked me if I'm going to go for a doctorate and that's a big nope.

Left-leaning people are funnier, kinder, and more creative.

A Mamdami/AOC dating relationship would explode 20% of the population’s “minds.”