Wtf?? You bring up Korea after the president tried to declare martial law? It’s cool tho, I’ll bite. They did it TWICE. It requires 2/3 vote. How do you expect them to pull it off without winning midterms? Did we also forget that they convicted him on campaign finance fraud? And the other charges?

Y’all see how she do me for the crime of uplifting my fellow man?!

I know that’s right!!

Right before the inauguration?? Bouta be an all time pump and dump 😭😭

Still

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

I really don’t wanna see no gender war topics on my skyline. That’s a large part of the reason I deactivated Twitter

Correct. Need y’all to grow up.

My understanding not about data mining. It’s that Chinese govt is using it as a (very effective) tool for influence. We already saw the algorithm changes when Twitter was bought and Elon is a dumbass. TikTok is much bigger and the Chinese govt isn’t stupid

Yo breath smelled like milk when you pressed send on this lol

She put down on my first car so I could drive home after shows instead of sleeping in bus stations. I took the car and just drove to shows further away….and slept in the car 😂😂😂. Not what she intended. But it was worth it. Fck a Louvre. Hang this in my mama’s house. New Special streaming now @Hulu

Avoiding the smellys is one of the reasons I go in the morning 😭

We love seeing equality in the workplace!

And do. Turkey bacon is good, you just gotta cook it right And no, it don’t taste like pork bacon, it’s different but good

I think my greys have officially won the war lol

Talm bout some “y’all should see the moose tho”

Never ceases to amaze me how many people loudly want a very specific thing from a partner that they are unwilling to provide in return

As a grown man, why is your name Kyle? 🤨

I might be the coworker in this situation lmao Ran to the break room to grab my homeboy and told him “come to the front. I think this dude is about to hit Coworker Name and we might have to beat his ass”

Because it is lol And it’s worse because once it gets hacked there’s no central authority to restore anything. Mfs just gon be sitting there looking sad I am NEVER endorsing online voting lol It’s a fool’s dream

I got a former friend like this and you can’t talk to people who think like this The brain is in a completely different universe

Call when you get here and I’ll buzz you in

I always did, but I used to have subs and ain’t wanna get robbed

Hey does anyone know what my purpose is? Jw?

People are constantly throwing around words that they don’t understand along with completely ahistorical takes because everything they learned about geopolitics was from a 17 year old in 280 character chunks

It’s not. Politicians doing things you don’t like isn’t the same as 2 states being in a Cold War. Again, the US govt has plenty worth criticism but even if your claim is true, Facebook isn’t beholden to a foreign govt in the same way, or even to the US govt like that if we’re being honest

Did wrinkles stop bothering to exist??

This is not a justification of US companies careless handling of consumer data, but surely we see the difference between fumbling shit you should take better care of and an openly hostile entity farming data and attempting to steal state secrets, yeah?

I tried to say like 8 words of a Cantonese blessing at my homeboy’s wedding To this day, nobody has any fucking idea what I was tryna say 😭😭 That shit is so hard

Him and Akademiks got they own lame ass island in this convo

Zuck and Elon are proof positive that money can’t un-lame a lame

Stealing her hoodies #MenInWomanfields

She living my dream

If global warming takes out Atlanta, that’s a neutral right?

Then? Gabby. Now? Me and Kelly go together real bad

This dude is a literal Ivy League trust fund baby, what are y’all even doing?

I think I’m putting St. Louis over Chicago tbh

I don’t pit two bad bitches against each other

Can we all agree that the real loser of the Kendrick/Drake beef is Meek Mill? Because look who you got bodied by 😭

To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."

All week.

I. Keep. Saying. This.

Streaming content gets increasingly frustrating every day They advertise it like you’ll have everything on demand when it’s really roulette whether or not the shit you want will be there that day

Gang gang 🤓 Swole nerds is my people lol

*wakes up* brain: u wanna be scared or sad today? me: those are my only options? brain: both it is

I mean maybe, but not for long hopefully

Women will hit a curb hard enough to knock your wisdom tooth loose and then be like “oopsie 🤭”