"Stop overreacting, they're never going to do that."

Good news! OpenAI is canceling so many large purchase orders and datacenter expansions that the global price of RAM is dropping.

I've changed my mind. The inheritance is being spent on one single fucking bra, Baldur's Gate 3, and a double cheese burger.

Probably gonna wait until after our vacation to order the bra because God only fucking knows Cali was already expensive when I left it 20 years ago (holy fuck has it literally been twenty years???) and I am assuming that has only gotten worse especially what with the fuel crisis.

Oh my fuck. Over 500 per bra even before taxes, tariffs etc. I am going to die. www.elizabethvalentine.ca/products/mag...

Naturally went to EV's website to check out their current selection after the windfall news and fffuuuuuuucccckkkk yeeeessssss they're finally doing purple dyes???

Got an unexpected 1k from a will and as dumb as it is my first thought was "oh cool I can buy a single bra and also finally baldur's gate 3."

I really like her balloons.

Artist: Paul Ranson Title: Witches around the Fire

Literally "Letting people die is more profitable"

You will never finish your chores and obligations because life is a succession of one tedious fucking thing after another until you die, scientists have confirmed.

Do you realize how few busty mainstream video game characters there are? And you cast a flatty as arguably the literally most famous one in the world. Amazing. This is my joker moment.

Okay having just finished Sword of Shannara that is so, so much dumber than I remembered. Spoilers for a fifty year old novel here:

It is so slow and I am so bored. Talk at me?

Male scientists finally find the clitoris www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Men will never know the pain of running late for work and still having to stop after your shower to carefully dry and talcum powder the underside of your boobs because you don't want to get a fucking rash / fungal infection.

Anyway I let my fucking sex addicted brain ruin the endcap to the night and I just want to crawl into a hole and die right now. Both literally and figuratively, because, again, crippling hypersexuality that ruins everything I try to do.

I know this is pointless lesbianism but the fact that Life is Strange's whole point, that ultimately Max couldn't have everything even WITH her powers and she had to choose between Chloe & literally everybody else, has destroyed the final choice in every subsequent game really is amazingly pathetic.

Feel like Nancy's just trying to bait more watermelon pictures out of me with that one, lol.

A work friend just unironically uttered "I can change him" and ohhhhh my goddddd girl you cannot. Some lessons just gotta be learned the hard way though.

Me at 7:53 am: a nap sounds lovely

I don't know how to explain this but Belle from Beauty and the Beast gives off "into being gangbanged" vibes.

lol yeah I almost fell over at work after a dizzy spell. Fuck this. Went home.

I slept like 18 hours a day on Tuesday and Wednesday because I was so tired and I'm already back to like 5 hours of sleep a night. 🙃

The single best part of not being a sex worker anymore is not having to worry about where I'm gonna get up the extra cash when tax season rolls around.

This was so fucking good and its removal from the world was the first sign that we had all died and gone to Hell.

The time honored capitalistic trend of gradually making your product shittier and shittier until you can debut the original as a new product

Christ we're so slow. Talk at me?

I'm most of the way through Sword of Shannara now and just... setting aside the fact that it's SO obviously a nearly 1:1 rip-off of Tolkien (he literally even has a guy named Durin!) it's so fucking bizarre to see just how out of his way Brooks goes to avoid having women appear at all.

Say what you will about Coworker With A Crush and her lack of impulse control, but oh my god that woman is a DAMN good flirt lol

Sometimes I get customers that follow me around the store, looking. Usually they're aware that I know, and they're just being creepy assholes. But some of their brains are so rotted that they genuinely seem to think I don't know and anyway those people shouldn't be allowed to drive.

Riot

Well, it wasn't in the second place we pulled apart and searched, RIP. Made good progress cleaning zone 3. I uhhh did break one irreplaceable china piece though with the monsters but Partner thinks she can repair it 😭

Who's ready to spend another day cleaning out an attic and having to put my bra on despite it being my day off?

I assure you sir, that's the goal.

Gdi Nancy stop taking pictures of me when I'm not looking.

I remember one lecture I attended years ago on... I think it was like Middle Kingdom warfare or something? Purely aimed at other historians. The presenter spent like a solid couple minutes at the beginning denouncing the moral badness of the people/topic, who lived ~4000 years ago.

I have spent like the entire last two days asleep and while I feel much better my brain is now screaming at me about all the stuff I need to do.

The figs are for your ka, the breasts of Horus are before you, you appreciate their taste. (OGC)

ChatGPT, tell me how do I save the videos I made in Sora of photorealistic Baloo fucking Bob Iger in the ass with his foot long bear cock which is carved with racial slurs?

Hey remember how all those film studios were saying they could fire everybody because Sora could do it all for them now?

Spending the evening eating pizza, getting high, and I guess AMA? ngl.link/ankhesenpaaten

Unironically shift the excess productive capacity into military assets for the EU because we cannot fucking trust the US anymore.

I am suddenly reminded of when I used to manage a store out in Utah. For a couple months we had an employee who didn't believe in doctors, as she thought they were "of the devil." Well, late one night after she'd quit her whole family came in, looking absolutely panicked.

This company is scraping your Zoom meetings and turning them into AI podcasts without permission. Extremely wild and weird www.404media.co/this-company...

Every time I see someone refer to the 1500s as "medieval" I want to peer inside their head so badly. Like what do they imagine the 1500s were like? Are they imagining knights in shining armour galloping around the fucking Caribbean? King Arthur using cannons and rifles?

Reminder that the Butlerian Jihad was not just “AI bad” but also “the people who built and own the machines meant to control and replace us must burn for humanity to survive.” Anyway some dune lore apropos of nothing

So tired I slept through my first alarm and then somehow fell back asleep after my shower??? Anyway I called out and am refusing to put on my stupid bra all day.

It is genuinely fucking horrifying how often I'll go into a random profile on Reddit and discover it's clearly an LLM. Constantly claiming to be different ages every couple days, posting as a local to different cities in different countries, etc. Feels like any big site is more bots than people.

I just spent the last 50 minutes bent slightly forward while scrubbing out the shower and let me tell you, there is no force in the cosmos that makes me want a reduction more. Holy back pain, batman.