Shot. Chaser. (The H cup works out to only a UK/standardized FF, lol). Fuller busts. This is like the equivalent of "We sell any t-shirt size!" being your advertising campaign and then stopping at large, lol.

Torn between Livingforgod Andcountry Demott, because I love a good crazy, and Margaret the random hotel employee, for reasons of class solidarity.

Today I learned the word "bwerking" and immediately wished I had not.

This is such a comically bad choice. I literally do not understand the point of this.

Thank you, its rare for someone to look at my eyes and not my-

So all it took was 39 years but I finally got the weird bumps that show up on one specific 1-square-cm of my hand sometimes diagnosed as the world's mildest case of eczema. Hell yeah, I love middle age.

Shaka, where the bra fell

New bra should be ordered in the next couple days. Oh God my bank account will not thank me but my back will.

So we know that over half of American adults read at or below a sixth grade level. And now we're seeing that an increasingly large percentage of university students have math skills rated at or below a sixth grade level. I'm beginning to think American education is just fucked. 🤔

THE ATEN WRITHES

With this influx of new followers, my goal remains to post enough history and conspiracy stuff to irritate the breast fetishists and enough huge tiddy kvetching to ward off my fellow historians and just enough shitposting to drive away any remaining sane people.

I'm honestly unclear on why it never occurred to me that El Niño would make the midwest even more unlivable than it already was.

The meaning of women nudity. Nudity had so many meaning across human history, yet in modern time we’re so busy that we decided to treat it simplified.

Well holy crap. Erin Brockovich (yes, the same one the led the Hinkley, CA toxic groundwater lawsuit in ‘93) launched a website tracking AI data centers across the US and the ecological impacts to the environment and drinking water. MN is riddled with them. www.brockovichdatacenter.com

Running around at night, hitting looksmaxxers with hammers like god intended

“The Al is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you”

So your bra sucks. It doesn't feel like its adding much support, your shoulders hurt like hell, and frankly it doesn't really seem to be making your life better at all. The good news is there's a really good chance that some of that is probably that your bra is the wrong size! Which is fixable!

Oh wow that is uhhh quite several new followers. And I've only had to block one of them so far for being completely batshit, which is nice.

Celebrating Memorial Day by solemnly fucking a soldier's wife. 🫡

It's been a few years since I did this, so I think once I get home later we'll do a thread on how to find your proper bra size. 78% of women are in the wrong one, statistically speaking, so that's statistically likely to be you!

Happy working "holiday" to everyone whose job isn't about to be replaced with LLMs!

Thread of all the AMA stuff from yesterday

"Advertisers stop trying to sell me bras that end at F cup" challenge state: seemingly impossible.

Had a dream that lasted a lifetime, where I knew every other person in it from childhood onwards, where every part of the world was as clearly & fully known to me as my real life, where I lived & grew up from birth to adulthood a & loved. Then I woke up and it all vanished and >2 hours had passed.

TL;DR: a lot of the controversies that have been big points of discussion on social media like bsky (Sydney Sweeney, the Bad Bunny half time show) are demonstrably driven largely by a network of astroturfing that exists just to drive engagement for corporations.

As someone with a literal PhD in magical beliefs I would like to formally endorse Zandar as an oracle.

I got a round Bastet

Was talking with Partner about the article and she mentioned it read like it was pushing reductions, not just reporting on them? So I did what I really should have in the first place. I looked up the writer. Flat as a pancake, lol.

Reading the BBC article on the rise of breast reductions in the UK and how the NHS "only pays for reductions in the most drastic cases" and then the example they use is a 32JJ and just howling to myself.

At first I was like "How on earth did GKN have a massive chemical incident, they've got a solid safety record-" and then I saw that three years ago it was purchased by private equity and suddenly everything made sense.

You know what would make the guy driving his cybertruck into the lake, getting it stuck, and getting arrested even funnier? If it was, somehow, fucking insanely, THE THIRD TIME HE'S DONE THIS

After teen girls were targeted by AI-generated CSAM, Radnor Township High School in Pennsylvania has become a case study in how schools and police around the country grapple with how to response to deepfake crimes involving children. @samleecole.bsky.social reports. www.404media.co/radnor-high-...

So you're saying I still have a chance to buy the outfit, which I forgot to.

If you've been reading the news lately, there's a chance you've seen a reference to a newly-released CIA document that contains a very peculiar line: "Temple under Sphinx." Many people are saying this is the famed "hall of records." But what IS the hall of records, and why are we talking about it?

Tiki baaaaaaaaar

Need to start a D&D group that plays at a tiki bar.

Struggling to imagine what possible kind of algorithmic choice-making lead to an ad server deciding that I would like to purchase AI-generated music for use in my *checks notes* bimbo-themed erotic live-streaming of getting around in the morning.

Literally just got an email from EV saying it's been a while since my last bra. Guess it really is about time, lol.

I know it's just nonsense and posturing because they're flailing and desperate right now but if it does somehow happen that we get disclosure out of this it's gonna be the funniest thing ever.

I cannot fucking believe I'm saying this, but the very end of Wishsong gets even weirder. So through the whole book the invincible weapons master accompanies the brother, because he had a prophetic dream that he would "meet his equal" fighting a being of living fire. THE FIRE WAS BIGFOOT'S PUBES.

I am somehow both sides of this.

Every time someone reposts the 40,000cc implants picture (and yes, 40,000, not 4,000. The OP is wrong) a little part of me just shrivels up and dies inside.

I fucking love tardigrades

I would just like to point out that the Netherlands correctly boycotted, while Belgium bought more. I'm proud of you, my people.

Can't even get a role as an extra since I'm natural and not enhanced :(

When it hits, this economic crash is going to suck so, SO bad.

Every time I open Bluesky,

The human pet guy is bar none the greatest troll of the modern era and his ability to get people to believe he's real would put TobleroneTriangular of Ye Olde Internet to shame.