Spot me

“We tried to instruct the AI agent to speak with a heavy Southside Chicago accent, but it deleted itself.”

"Rubber plants are quick growers" *stares at rubber plant that hasn't materially changed in size in a year*

New Miley Cyrus is good

Not defeating the massive drug use allegations

Yeah where’s the policy proposal to fix my problem!!

happy birthday to Deirdre Skye, leader of Gaia's Stepdaughters, canonically born today, May 28, 2025.

This bot sounds like the basestar hybrid

God help me now my brain wants to write “Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

Trump take Dragon Reborn

The problem is that the image of Trump as Benevolent Gold Money Man Who Makes Bad People Disappear is lodged in far too many people’s brains and no contact with reality will dispel this image

Three things made the US a rich and powerful nation: the rule of law, its science & innovation system, and openness to foreign talent. Remarkable how Trump has taken a sledgehammer to all three. No enemy of this country could do more.

HOW is there a Minions x Swarovski collaboration and WHY am I being served ads for it

Children of Time: The Video Game

Headphones dead once again, looks like I’m rawdogging another half marathon

We’re gonna run, watch this space

Hey Edward don’t lock eyes with the hot uber driver, you’re gonna cause an accident on the FDR

Finally a glimmer of hope

“The White Sox are somehow 0-163 having agreed to play Lane Tech and still lost” “HABEMUS PAPAM”

Every bum sports stat about Chicago will now forever be beaten with “but we have THE POPE”

Amazing. Pope Leo (top left corner) at a 2005 White Sox World Series game at U.S. Cellular Field. chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...

WOKE POPE COPE

oh weird where is that

It’s that glorious time of day when the sun blares in and I can see every mote of dust in my apartment

What a beautiful morning to be on a train

Cheers with a Pimm’s Cup on a beautiful spring day

Tripped over a metal spoon on the sidewalk

You might have six pack abs, but I have a guy who recognizes me as “chicken biryani” in the wee hours of the morning

Not a work virtual happy hour in the year of our Lord 2025

It is only with the juxtaposition of these two clips have I fully realized Kevin Hassett is a different person from Scott Bessent

everything bad about the internet, tv, and every single generation is all on extremely stark display right now. only a race of angelic elder millennials who don't watch videos can get us back on track

[in the Fendi store] hiii do you have any discounts for cutie pies? 🥹

sup

[deplaning on Vegas] ew slot machines tacky [sees Quiznos] bah gawd she’s glorious

Very excited for this year's RiotFest aka Geriatric Millennial Live Aid.

Edward, do not buy for yourself the shoes your niece requested for her birthday

And on top of everything, my tummy hurts

The call from the Khan comes in to the Atomic Illini: Operation Altgeld is a go. Two keys turn simultaneously beneath the Morrow Plots. A moment later, a Minuteman emblazoned with “OSKEE WOW-WOW” rises from among the cornstalks on the ultimate mission to protect liberty.

“Hair of the dog that bit you” except I was mauled by a bear last night

This looks like one of those British MP debates

Golden hour

Also maybe parties

Gonna learn ASL to communicate with people at the gym

Feel like I just got my most chaotic Amazon box: laptop sleeve, nail clippers, 12 picture frames, and 5lbs of whey protein

always a good time to give a bookish kid who thinks magic is cool the Earthsea books

On this day 29 years ago, the Steamed Hams skit aired on The Simpsons.

Lubing myself up (for running)

Being cyberbullied within an inch of my life by Apple Photo Memories

No no, this weather is great, I want to be depressed