Stuck on the new A Wilhelm Scream album out of duty and the first song tore my head clean off. SO MANY WOAHOAHS.

I am just a stadium rock guy now.

I’d have to say, The Best of The Foo Fighters.

There will be studies in future that show video interactions with deceased loved ones via AI causes brain damage on par with concussions. We have hundreds of thousands of years (millions!) of evolution around mechanisms for grief. They are supposed to live on in our hearts and heads. Nowhere else.

The thread is front-to-back *actual* vibes.

Paddington at the BAFTAs, but he’s doing Tony Montana’s ‘bad guy’ bit from Scarface.

Fire Radu Dragusin into the heart of the sun.

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

The biggest news today is the first Red Dwarf novel in 30 years has been announced.

“Misconduct” doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Selling tickets to Drain at the Underworld and then “upgrading” it to EartH is disgraceful behaviour.

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

If they don’t come with a shoehorn like this they’ve really missed a trick.

This was all collected less than a mile from our front door, and is predominantly energy drink cans. Shame they don’t give you the energy to find a bin, you pack of wankers.

Straight in Tudor championship, am I right comrades?

Between The Emails (and news cycle more generally), the mandated all-consuming job-thief machine, supporting Tottenham and it raining every single fucking day, my brain is an absolute binfire.

GET ME THE EMERGENCY PODCASTS

GROW UP - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Tottenham have conceded a perfectly good goal that is “offside” by pixels on a freeze frame. It’s a joke. Abolish VAR.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Abolish VAR

Suddenly invested in curling again because football is dead.

Song of the year (so far) youtu.be/gfgQZJQ-zUo?...

This morning I had never heard of Angine de Poitrine. I have become obsessed.

Going for a run to escape *all this* for half a fucking hour.

I have been so triggered by a transparently AI middle management “go team” message that I am close to throwing my laptop in the Thames.

Saw the weekend off with a couple of large rums and There Will Be Blood.

Dominic Solanke, I was not familiar with your game. Bloody hell.

This is a truly dreadful game of football which sounds like it’s being played in a morgue.

One second off a parkrun PB this morning. The puddles bested me, the wet bastards.

Legend

Braid completely passed me by, but everyone is gonna go to the London show, so I might get a ticket for the vibes.

The government paid PwC £4million quid to deliver an inaccessible vibe coded bookmarks site for courses which already existed. www.mahadk.com/posts/ai-skills-hub

THE BENFICA KEEPER JUST SCORED TO PUT THEM INTO THE NEXT ROUND. FOOTBALL IS UNDEFEATED.

New Joyce Manor and Xcerts songs are both Let’s Do a Chorus, Lads. Great.

My book, Accessibility For Everyone, is now free and online as a website. accessibilityforeveryone.site The book was first published by A Book Apart in 2017 but it holds up! It covers web accessibility for designers, developers, content folks, and really everyone who works in tech.

ICE is inhuman. It is immoral.

My uncle just whatsapped me an AI video of Trump getting a haircut.

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

Fuming by the letterbox, waiting for my CD-Rom.

A woman just unzipped her suitcase on the train and it was rammed full of Kellogg’s cornflakes.

I very, very rarely say sack the manager. Eject this war criminal from the stadium.

Soulwax ended on Conversation Intercom. I never thought I’d hear that live. Delightful.

At a pub where Murphy’s is £4. Absolute result.

Oh it’s my “last chance to tell us how you did” is it, Wagamama email team? I’ll drop everything and get right on that.

Traitors is BOX OFFICE.

Giving up watching gulag football to support Traitors full time.

Don’t dare ask me if I am recharged after the break.