WE AIN’T FUCKING DEAD YET COYSSSSSSS

We voted for brexit. Meanwhile in Europe when you order a drink you get a Little Bowl of Crisps. Poison island.

Well well well, if it isn’t the day I found out if eleven idiots ruin my holiday.

Taking a moment out of roasting on holiday to allow the new @crash-of-rhinos.bsky.social enter my ears. So wonderful to have them back.

It is beyond comprehension how popular Jack and Jones is on mainland Europe. Absolute Sports Direct bargain bin stuff.

Alcaraz announcing he’s not playing at Wimbledon the same afternoon I confirm my men’s final tickets is a sick joke.

Brief scare at the airport where I was told that my passport had already expired because of the new Brexit ten year rule (which I’ve not heard of). The benefits just keep rolling in.

✎ Grief in the AI Age https://bradfrost.com/blog/post/grief-in-the-ai-age/ The explosion of AI has triggered a grief response in many people —myself included. I'd love to hear if this resonates with you at all.

There is simply no need for any of us to know who Wes Streeting is.

This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

I genuinely can’t figure out how to feel about this game.

This racist island deserves everything it gets.

So delighted to be able to watch Masterchef again. Grace and Anna have hit the ground running as hosts and already made it their own.

“Music changed my life. To other people it’s air conditioning; they just switch it on”. For someone so ostensibly silly, Chas from Lightyear is profound as.

Papped at the holiday parkrun looking vaguely athletic.

3-0 and Ellie just lined up the tequila shots.

Hearing reports that football isn’t entirely dreadful misery. More as we get it.

To be fair, this is the most level-headed piece I’ve seen on the subject.

A sub 2hr marathon! For two of them!?Holy SMOKES. Unreal from Sebastian Sawe and Yomif Kejelcha.

Spurs finally win and now a sunshine walk to the pub to meet an old pal with the new Bad Operation album on full blast. Ska punk, football, pints, mates. Unstoppable.

Scrappy, disgusting win, but it could be enormous. This injuries are an additional headache we don’t need, but we’re still just about breathing.

This is a generational curse.

People are very excited about a new Boards of Canada album. Maybe I am adult enough now to try them out.

A thing about the heaviest users of chatbots is that they acclimate to cloying obsequiousness. Like a billionaire and their entourage of viziers, it becomes normal to them. Any interaction that is *not* abject simpering they'll now perceive as a slap to the face, an aggressively violent outburst.

In the same way you hold yourself from fully celebrating a goal in football now, all art comes with a hint of suspicion. We’re little by little removing the sparks of joy from our lives.

Had my glasses adjusted and I feel like a new man.

This is the energy @bell.bz; bell.bz/wait-it-out/

AI this, AI that. AI got news for you, bub; I don’t care.

Just walked past three separate dads walking their kids to school, every single one of them wearing gilets.

The script writers are having a field day with our season, honestly.

News: There’s an online academy that teaches men how to drug and rape their wives Some guy in the comments: Well technically, some of them were civil partnerships

Xavi’s goal smacked of the Kane one where he tore his mask off and we couldn’t see it out when it mattered. Devastating.

Delivery driver asked if I was over 21. Can take that a couple of ways tbh.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Vindicated by the Street Fighter trailer because it proves I was pronouncing Ryu correctly the whole time. In your FACE, St Patrick’s RC Primary School class of ‘92.

Hold on.. TFI Friday is back??

Desperate need of some new players for our 5-a-side game because we’re all old and get injured regularly. Every monday from 8:30-10pm in Tolworth, Surrey (just off the A3). Casual game, not league or anything. Extravagant volleys are encouraged.

Just keeping your head above (what I hope is) water is a whole deal.

“Allbirds was a shoe company that made Sketchers for people who wear chinos, but it pivoted to AI.”

I just found out about a person called “Clavicular”, so my day has taken a downturn already.

Wow this whole paragraph just nails it. "I'm not using the technology like a fucking LinkedIn poster, so get bent and then fuck off, I'll be better off without you" is a great energy for 2026

Was stressing about going back to Hungary this year, but the downfall of a bastard will sure put a spring back in your step.

It was a nice three weeks off of watching this miserable excuse of a club.

Thought I’d got away with hayfever this year but it’s kicked me in the head the last couple of days.

There is simply no other band like Lightyear. I can’t put into words why something so ostensibly daft worked in a way it did and held together a community nation-wide. I get emotional watching them, twenty five years past, screaming the lot.

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Pretend you’re in Back To The Future by kissing your mum last week.

Wireless cancelled, but the world is ending anyway.

Classic from Ally McCoist there; “He saw his name in headlights”

Just seen Jacob Bannon has a full head of hair again and I’m weirded out.