A stupid invasive anole ate my black swallowtail caterpillars and frankly you should let your cats eat them and maybe even play with them.

We now have a dedicated bug jar to transport bugs to different parts of the yard ie milkweed assassin bugs away from the butterfly plants and to the vegetable garden.

I think coworkers and roommates are there to remind us all how smart and good our friends are because goddamn my roommates are the dumbest people lacking a shred of common sense dumb dumb dummies. My friends, by comparison, are brilliant.

Bill Cassidy’s concession speech was missing something so I fixed it.

If anyone has seen the Australian show Deadloch just know that we have decided that Eddie is what you would get if you smushed me, my boyfriend, and the dog into one person.

Goon Squad in one of their new imported vehicles, this one with no plate on Airline by the old airport. They have them in black, grey, and white. Some have plates, some do not.

The Pelican greenhouse plant sale took all my money and I got rained on so hard.

As spring wraps up I'm at my most flush $$ that I'll be all year and the pelican greenhouse plant sale is this weekend. I'm in trouble.

I've had $$ burning a hole in my pocket for equipment upgrades for my business and I've got carts full in a bunch of tabs, but the one thing I pulled the trigger on was a new phone. They recalled the battery on my current phone for exploding like a year+ ago lmao

Hope destroying vaccination was worth it, Bill, you absolute moron.

I know I say every session that nobody hates Louisiana like the Louisiana legislature, but they truly keep upping the malice every session.

this is necromancy and it is evil

I have so much going on for the next few weeks and the way I respond to stress is control. So I'm like entering this zone of just every second of every day being pretty much spoken for.

Massive Louisiana LNG project could pollute more than all existing and proposed terminals Woodside’s $18 billion liquefied natural gas facility is expected to generate more greenhouse gases than any LNG terminal in the U.S.

Seems like a couple of branches of my fig tree didn't make it. My yard needs weeding and I haven't managed to to plant more than a few things

Day 5 of an 11 day work stint and I did laundry and dishes when I got home and am eating baked salmon and brussel sprouts for dinner like a person who has their shit together.

I love to look at my maps and see all my friend dots at monster trucks lol

I over did it so much on Tuesday that I don't even want coffee and cigarettes. The problem with that is that I've been a machine that runs on coffee and cigarettes for about 10 years.

I thought me and the boyfriend were gonna have a lil cbd dinner date before Orpheus, but actually I'm just gonna order $50 of sushi takeout at 530pm. I am too ravenous to wait for a late meal. I need pre parade sushi and also leftover sushi for post parade munchies.

I think I fed my boyfriend's debit card and id to the krewe of clean up last night.

At the very least have some plan to stop people from bringing camping toilets onto the neutral ground! That's nasty nasty.

Idk why the city doesn't come up with some kinda ticketing plan for parade route violations. Get some $$ from those Metairie ppl. And don't tell me those cops are doing something we all know they're just sitting in their cars.

Do you think people who put up tents on the parade route know that everyone hates them and thinks they're losers?

Sober me grilled a pound of boudin this afternoon and drunk me is very happy

Did you grill a pound of boudin before the parade? Because I did and I can tell you it was the correct choice.

Mardi Gras is magical bc I was dying of a hangover on the route & said to my friends "I kinda need to pee but I feel like Southern is just around the corner" & a man walking by said "they are" & my hungover brain slowly realized he was wearing a Southern uniform. Then they came & played & healed me.

The combination of quarter construction and national guard in the quarter is such a mess because why did I have to squeeze by a 19yr old with a big gun in front of the rouses.just shuffling through construction tunnels behind 3 children under 10 and then there is the military 🙃

A little over a week ago it was 28° and now I'm contemplating turning on the AC

Yeah well I want to see the body cam footage www.wwltv.com/article/news...

Cleopatra was a great parade as always, but "date night" and "wedding" are not girls night out. That's just......not what that means

Not being into parades is unfortunately anti social behavior. Sorry you think plastic beads are gross (they are!) but our city's youth are out here in the streets performing their butts off.

6 days of not drinking for dry "January" and while I'm happy my years long one beer a day habit hasn't resulted in any symptoms of withdrawal, it is mildly embarrassing to be like yeah I just have shit habits.

Laying in bed kinda drunk eating peanut m&ms and listening to my friends downstairs karaoke I'll make a man out of you.

I was a soup hater for a long time and then I started cooking more asian cuisine and those soups are fucking awesome. Sorry I don't want your weird carrot and tomato and celery slop you disgusting European freaks.

So a few years ago we had Matrixmas where we watched the Matrix on Christmas and wore Matrix style outfits. We've been calling a friend Christmas hang Matrixmas ever since, whether we watch the matrix or not.

Unbudgeted police overtime is also a main cause of New Orleans's budget crisis

I had to leave the thanksgiving party because of horrible heartburn (old) and the expensive medicine my boyfriend bought me fixed me immediately. I know what I'm on the lookout for this black Friday.

I ate an edible then wandered away from my boyfriend in an unfamiliar grocery store.

Shough throws the ball fast

I had a really stupid idea for Christmas gifts that was somehow gonna be expensive too and now I have a much much stupider idea that will be much cheaper but also take time to make.

My boyfriend didn't think I would want to watch Pluribus because I didn't watch Breaking Bad and I had to be like uh my dad was a meth addict? Of course I didn't watch Breaking Bad?!

Re: The Louvre jewel heist I forget to realize sometimes that most people don't follow art world news, so for those who don't? "Lost painting/jewel/sculpture resurfaces!" isn't really that unusual a news story. And unless they're found, it's what'll probably what'll happen with the Louvre pieces.

I'm trying to stop watching this game and it keeps drawing me in and then brutally disappointing me like wtf man just let me go!

Yikes

Listen this is not good obviously BUT Carr would have panic panicked in that same situation and Rattler just threw an incomplete pass

Well shit lol

It’s so unbelievably funny that “America First” is bailing out Argentina and giving Qatar an Air Force base in Idaho. Like you cannot make this shit up man lmao

The saints won a game

Awake at 430qm because I reset myself to be awake this early for work reasons but now it looks like rain is gonna stop me from working.

Football 😬