Missing her every day

I know some cultures grieve by celebrating live but this is ridiculous

"Trans activist Charlie Kirk was murdered by a MAGA extremist"

The radical Mamdani policy of "let's do stuff" is too extremist to their "let's do nothing" policy

Bro, they made Mexican Joker canon

"Really lovely this chef fella I tell you, they even invited me to this jacuzzi, really warm and nice, kinda weird they nodge the thermostat every few minutes but I'm sure it's all right" Said the frog before boiling to death

Bluesky is the millennial retirement home and Mastodon is the Gen X retirement home

Watching children of men in 2025 hits different, Cuarón was cooking harder than anyone thought

Wake up honey new clenched butthole emoji just dropped

The rest of the world looking at the US

Wasn't Tesla a software company already according to him?

The writers straight up murdered Rudy Giuliani in the latest season of futurama lmao

Really really wish web3 wasn't just a scam

Today I learned that the paper on Dyson spheres was satire and that Freeman Dyson said a lot of SUS shit, this means another case of star trek doing some unintentional whitewashing youtu.be/fLzEX1TPBFM?...

ngl, I would probably had voted for a guy named Xp regardless of his politics

Takes note: Don't inject your son's blood, people will look at you weird

It's really remarkable that the US not only managed to create the dumbest voting system, they keep finding new says to make it worse

“And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.”-Nemik, 5 BBY

You cannot make this shit up

I guess I'm going on a shopping spree

I use LibreWolf because it's just Firefox but with the wack shit that Mozilla adds turned off by default

What fascists fear the most is to be treated like they wanna treat everyone else

"Things that literally no one asked for" for $100

They stole my idea

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Or the new switch... Or the Switch U.. Or the Switch 360... Or the Switch 25...

Firefox really sucks ass at promoting their features, I've been literally waiting for this feature for years, I literally had to hack my own way to have this feature, and I didn't get a popup telling me it was added until now... The feature was released in May www.tech2geek.net/how-to-use-t...

This is how I found out the Emmy's were tonight

YouTube no longer counting adblocked view is mischievous

Let's face it, anyone that didn't delete their account after the Nazi salute aren't doing it, people just don't see the big deal of hanging out at the Nazi bar

Jeorge Jorwell

It's funny that right now the top 5 companies in the US stock market are just rotating billions of dollar like a game of hot potato just to make it look like they are actually earning money in the eyes of investors, I wish there was a word for that

Love it when Python programmers defend not needing {} by saying you just need the computer to fix the errors for you

The "where do you see yourself in 10 years?" question is completely useless, do you think I could have predicted the uprise of fascism globally because a gamedev got rejected 10 years ago???

git gud chump

Next gen pokemon cards are gonna be fucking insane

I do, I absolutely wish them to have a root canal go bad

I think I spent too much time on my phone *Proceeds to open social media on desktop*

Saving this one for the history books

"Okay Dad let's set the fundamentals so you understand, a Catboy is..."

In unrelated news, did you guys know that they are adding quote tweets to mastodon next week?

I saw this image and inadvertently proves the prisoner's dilemma, that both prisoners won't snitch if there's a better outcome for both

I seriously implore hobbyless people to get into pottery, not because it's a great hobby but because it lasers into your soul that building something requires effort and can be broken very easily

I live under this philosophy