Oohhh I'm so excited!! And what if I played around at the prom just before the drag show? 🤔

Yesterday was my birthday AND my Dickiversary! 2 years of Captain Dick Blastoff and 36 years of the Other Guy!

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how to send a good dick hologram

Call them! (From last year's Dragsidia performance feat. @dickblastoff.bsky.social)

So the police won’t stop harassing me about my car and the expired tags. They have placed a second tow notice on my car at the top of my driveway. I need to get some repairs on my car by the end of the month so it can pass inspection, if y’all for a buck or two to throw my way, I would appreciate it

Tenna drag was real last night #deltarune #spamtenna

screen printing stencil idea... i am always thinking about soviet space dogs

👾We Come in Peace!👾 ------------------------------ 🛸Happy World UFO Day🛸

Happy Father’s Day to my drag papá @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social

Whatever. Bathroom selfie.

Me when I Shadowbring it to the stage ✨ From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year! Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta! Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.

Had an amazing time last year as Feo Ul! Getting to perform in Dragsidia was also a huge highlight and I would love to be there for it again this year! I have some big ideas for year two. 😈

I don't need an SSRI!!!! I need a Kamen Rider suit!!!!

They should invent a Gundam with a fat ass.

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I'm da giant rat dat makes all of da rules

May the Dick be with you 🚀 #starwarsday

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Alien boy in da picrew

Just a normal kid 👽

DELTARUNE [[TOMORROW]]?? I'M SO HAPPY I COULD [$X$!] !! Spamton from Kings & Creatures Hear Me Out show! 📸: @silassilencesfx.bsky.social #deltarune #spamton

we are fucking under attack

Twilite Zone Stanley, WI

Home movie

Tomorrow!! This show is sure to be outta this world! 🪐

Welcome to the most cursed show we’ve decided to do 🔥 Kings & Creatures: Hear Me Out is fully based on the viral cake trend all about finding out about your friends shameless and problematic faves! Some will be justified and some will leave you mildly (or wildly) disappointed! (:< #alternativedrag

Look how happy she is! #comic #UdderlyAlien

I think I better call my space lawyer Mr. Phoenix Wrong.

which ninja turtle used bat'leth

i met the ice king, he's the nice king now - - - - #adventuretime #cosplay @xraybeeb.bsky.social

Thanksgiving may be over but there's always...leftovers. From Drag Sabbath last month! 🦃: Abbyyyy 📸: T L Witt

can betazoids sense when you're stoned

why is miss universe always from earth

Wtf #druk

Gozer The Gozerian, Gozer The Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar.... The Traveler has come!! From Klub Weirdo: Ghosts! They're not a woman, they're not a man. They are something that you'll never understand. 📸: t_l_witt on insta! 🩵🚀

⚡Incoming transmission from Captain Dick: if any of you heavenly bodies are in the Saint Louis star system this week, make sure you don't miss out on what is sure to be a most stellar show!

Okay 3, 2, 1 Let's jam

August 16th was my drag-iversary! My Dick-iversary, if you will. Here's to another 3,000 years!

I had an astronomically great time at last months Klub Weirdo: Cartoons! I beamed down disguised as my favorite earth creature known as Roger Rabbit. His documentary is very inspiring! 🩵🚀 📸: t_l_witt on insta

I come from the net... Bob from ReBoot? At MY drag show? It's more likely than you think. Next time you boot up your computer, give the tiny Bob inside a high five from me. Pics by t_l_witt on insta from Bimbovision: Bobs

A selfie taken with my space Polaroid~

Here's a look at my ship, The Double Entendre. Whenever you see this shape in the night sky you'll know I've made a visit. 🩵🚀