[CW boost, discussion of child abuse and CSA] RE: https://monads.online/@byttyrs/116454337175933844

i have perfected the technique of the self-pmo

my new year's resolution is less bullshit more girl-on-girl

my roommate keeps moaning it's really distracting

@[email protected] every bug is powered by autism in unique ways

i don't think redditors are very good at reading

was gonna say something but got distracted by mellon collie

some bullshit going on at all times on this network. basically mandatory.

the only worthwhile thing about pokémon is gooodra porn

ok i'm awake again

love and cherish every tgirl...

they call her a fwuppy dog

every time i see someone complain about webp i add one more to my website

you can pet my fluffy tails. there will be no consequences. i will bite you. but you can pet me

Reminder that the Wikipedia community has allowed literal Nazi propaganda on the website before (src, free). Plus their frankly hilarious perspective on the ADL being a deeply Zionist institution that can't be trusted to give factual reports about Israel but is apparently just fine for […]

now i don't usually feel all that terrible about my voice but could i please have access to a low register that doesn't make me sound like a chain smoker

my three-step plan to abolish art will conclude on 4/13/2032

I think Folding Ideas' new video about Mr. Beast is pretty good but he keeps pushing the idea that uninteresting and capital-driven art isn't art at all. My idea of art is pretty much maximally inclusive, so I don't think that something should be denied the label just because the failures and […]

[lewd] it's not about how many dicks you have, it's about how you use them.

for every economist there is an equal and opposite economist

why the fuck is MARS (the mips emulator) so fucking slow. i need to test my algorithm for a class and this shit just doesn't go.

ether caine can't deviate from his programming in order to let people leave the circus but can deviate enough to literally torture people or he has enough free will that he deliberately chose to both trap and torture people for no reason and that's why he isn't a sympathetic character

drones are basically just cybermen from doctor who but you get a boner

i'm in the club like a gun is in a comic illustrated by liefield, which is to say really fucking stupid

ok hold on how do i make my em-dashes longer. i need them to be unreasonably long.

It feels like Strange Æons is manufacturing consent for tumblr existing. Like she covers the newest failed UI change, doesn't mention how it could have contributed to harassment on the platform. Seemingly does not mention the harassment of trans women on the platform ever. Literally what is the […]

programming in a lisp feels like thinking at the speed of thought

me about computers RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/116405911063865559

how am i embarrassed about anything ever when my next door suitemate is talking about shower sex on the phone loud as fuck

habbo hotel sounds like basically the most miserable game imaginable

tgirl tummy tuesday is the only thing getting me through this fucking shit

jan Misali's music basically serves as the same type of cognitive stimulation as Chonny Jash's music except 1) mashing a bunch of diferent songs together makes it more interesting then just producing the hell out of one song 2) as far as i can tell, Misali has never accidentally implied that […]

let me just look at the list of people who liked this on bluesky... oh hello Chiitan,

for some reason, Starlight by Muse makes me think of gay furries

loud thang RE: https://icy.wyvern.rip/notes/a3bdpmxpenp27he0

homestuck would be so good if it was good

all computing is ether abstracted math or abstracted electrical engineering.

why is she so mad RE: https://ak.vern.cc/objects/45821f1c-9841-4a72-bbbb-29beab59935f

going to space isn't morally good, and as such does not offset the fact that all the people doing it where in the usian military and all the companies involved are usian war machine manufacturers. stop behaving like children unaware of political context.

[open this post to be wiggled] wiggles you

always make your tail bigger

is there a reason why fediverse cannot interleave text and images in posts or is it just twitter frontend brain sickness

i showed you my «weapon» please respond

smiling friends is to women as vivziepop shows are to fat people

every stand-user in jojos bizarre adventure is autistic. i can tell. they have the cadence.

honestly my self esteem got way better when i started talking to people who told me how awesome my ass is

I think everyone would snuggle with a big cat if they could

what i think: a model where every user does duplicate work compiling packages from source when there's no observable difference between this locally compiled version and the version in the binary cache is a pretty wasteful way to go about using software what i say: is Gentoo bourgeoise?

rubber duck folks have now discovered "thinking" RE: https://infosec.exchange/@beyondmachines1/116387660407026805