why r they called sysadmins when they're all trans

is this account real? RE: mastodon.social/ap/users/115667120638353806/statuses/115740500918701463

i have fucking had it with deathist media. hating necromancers is a reactionary tendency.

every usamerican president should, even by the incredibly warped standards of usamerican law, be jailed. my reasonable compromise? only jail the ones that are still alive.

all alone miserable on christmas so i'm engaging in behaviors (using emacs) and tendencies (configuring emacs)

neovim plugin to randomly switch i a c

[some shit i sent in discord a minute ago] your queerphobic granny is giving tboy swag. ?

xenofemme always on some sort of bullshit. what the fuck is orgones

the discord transgenders have taught me a method of cleaning my electric razor that works and makes the subsequent shave so much better without making me want to kill. the trick is to run your razor while soaking the head in isopropyl alcohol.

@june justified rust slander from 00:45:39 to 00:47:25 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnPw9rk8FI8 (i just heard this section and thought of you)

why is every invidious homepage video ass

the dehumanized, animalistic sex object isn't very interested in you

qutebrowser wins by doing fuckall RE: floofy.tech/users/arch/statuses/115730097897763253

anti-hater action

does anyone know if they made programming fun again

everything that used to entertain me is now pointless dogshit

building a machine to tell every us army member to frag their commanding officer or kill themselves

redmani'm gonna be real i didn't expect the gmod stream to get me. but it did !

ohumanstar.com/comic/welcome-to-o-human-star/ good shit

the new game theory guy is using a chroma keyed recording of himself instead of a mattpatt-style pngtuber. game theory has fallen.

azzy comes home from college and she's a chubby tgirl... when susie sees her for the first time at the fair she says "it's like there's two toriels all of a sudden". all the fair game minigames have tutorials.

if your political aspirations align with an aesthetic yoghurt ad then you are not to be taken seriously. the fact that this was an actual thing is so fucking sad.

www.tumblr.com/deepseasmetro/802572549382914048 aftermath.site/horses-indie-game-banned-steam-epic-review-impressions-santa-ragione/ fuck valve

www.tumblr.com/deepseasmetro/802572549382914048 aftermath.site/horses-indie-game-banned-steam-epic-review-impressions-santa-ragione/ fuck valve

fuck everything. FHS compliant windows 11

i need to make out with my puppydaughter

i fucked it up. its over for me. they're beating me with hammers for this one.

967 megabytes of my stupid fuckass voice

not posting my fedicircle because i straight up do not know who some of those people are

83/90 on my CS final i hit the fucking juckpot!!

i do genuinely feel that youtube premieres are a juvenile practice

everybody wants my dunkaccino

i am worlds # 1 neglectful mother to my many discord slut children

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT MINECRAFT WHEN MICROSOFT IS LITERALLY A BDS PRESSURE TARGET bdsmovement.net/microsoft bdsmovement.net/microsoft bdsmovement.net/microsoft bdsmovement.net/microsoft

you are all sleeping on bigger luke theory

wait, chat, _can_ giraffes suck their own dicks?

[lewd] "erm why are you so late to class???" i was jerking it to furry dick & asshole <3

the idea that people can be attracted to me is an interesting novelty i will likely never get bored of

the woke libs want sisters to get each-other EGGNANT!!!!!

deltarune dress-up minigame for choosing what you wear to the festival and toriel gets visibly more uncomfortable the more fem kris is

bluesky users repeat the "cheeto in the white house" thing all the time in the replies to other people's posts because for that type of liberal this is the only critique of american politics that they have

so does the egg prime directive only apply to trans people or is it bad to tell people that they could be gay also

drunk streight people make me want to kill

Chonny Jash cover of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. This shit so ass.

mf yeah reacted my dick

i am in fact like this all the time

[lewd] migrating from nixos to guix with the help of my little sis while my cock is fully inside her the whole time :3

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