Dear #Arsenal Fans, still dancing, singing and blowing horns around Islington - we’ve all had a lovely day but can you give it a rest please? Many of us would like to get some sleep. Thanks

Mental scenes at the start of the Arsenal parade.

In which Tony Blair, the man who cozied up to Bush and involved us in the Iraq War, suggests we cozy up to Trump and get involved with the Iran War. No thanks, love. Plus fashion disasters from #Cannes and the #AMAs and the #Arsenal final ticket ripoff. Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

Who is this sunburnt woman in sandals presenting #Newsnight?

In which Tony Blair, the man who cozied up to Bush and involved us in the Iraq War, suggests we cozy up to Trump and get involved with the Iran War. No thanks, love. Plus fashion disasters from #Cannes and the #AMAs and the #Arsenal final ticket ripoff. Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

In which US taxpayers‘ money has become Trump’s personal piggybank and criminals various can claim compensation for defecating in the Capitol and assaulting cops. Plus fashion nonsense from the Cannes Film Festival and our crap entry in Eurovision. Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

In which US taxpayers‘ money has become Trump’s personal piggybank and criminals various can claim compensation for defecating in the Capitol and assaulting cops. Plus fashion nonsense from the Cannes Film Festival and our crap entry in Eurovision. Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

An American president sues/extorts his own government, then settles with his own justice department to funnel money to his criminal allies. He will go down in history as the president who came up with forms of corruption never contemplated before.

Islington is VERY noisy tonight. Sleep may be tricky even in our side road…. Meanwhile I went to the stadium earlier and it was insane….

I've been so caught up in the Starmer shitshow this weekend plus loads off work that I hadn’t caught up with the US stuff, and how depressing it has been reading it on here over the last hour. Trump’s open corruption Pastors’ faux Christian bullshit. Liars and toadies. It’s so depressing.

It’s weird that Helen of Troy being played by a black actress is a problem, but most of the rest of the Mediterranean, Greek and Turkish characters being played by incredibly fair and blond haired people of British, Irish and Scandinavian descent isn’t. And by weird, I mean entirely predictable.

Absolutely fucking hate the Romanian song Choke Me - disgusting

For the umpteenth time: The most corrupt president in American history.

'Friends of Wes Streeting are telling journos that he will stand for PM, which is a bit like sending your mate to tell a girl you fancy that you fancy her'. Plus dismal fashion from the TV Baftas (what IS the point of Christine McGuinness). Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

'Friends of Wes Streeting are telling journos that he will stand for PM, which is a bit like sending your mate to tell a girl you fancy that you fancy her'. Plus dismal fashion from the TV Baftas (what IS the point of Christine McGuinness). Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

If you’re wondering where www.wtffashionshark.com is today the answer is that it’s late due to unforeseen circumstances. It will be out this afternoon, promise

www.wtffashionshark.com regrets to announce the late arrival of its incoming blog which was due at 8 am tomorrow. This is because of unforeseen circumstances. The new ETA for said blog will be early afternoon. Who knows - we might have a new PM by then and /or umpteen new resignations. See you then.

🚨 When GOP Rep. Jen Kiggans hears “cotton-picking hands” directed at the highest-ranking Black lawmaker in Congress and responds with “That’s right. Ditto” — smiling as she says it — that’s not a slip-up. That’s her mask coming off. 👉Let’s flood the replies with #JimCrowJen!

What the actual fuck is this face colour?? Trump is going bright orange again. FFS!

Rod Stewart to King Charles on his visit with Trump: “Hello, sir. May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place.”

That bearded bloke on #newsnight is a Markwayne Mullin lookalike. Which is not a compliment.

Richard Tice going for the “the voters knew Farage was dodgy but went for him anyway“ defence on #BBCLauraK. straight out of the Trump playbook

In which English voters kick Keir Starmer right where it hurts and embraces the idiocy of the Reform Make Britain Ghastly Again movement. Plus a super-enormous review of the Bezos wet-dream that was 2026 Met Gala. Oh and Champions League price-gouging. Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

In which English voters kick Keir Starmer right where it hurts and embraces the idiocy of the Reform Make Britain Ghastly Again movement. Plus a super-enormous review of the Bezos wet-dream that was 2026 Met Gala. Oh and Champions League price-gouging. Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Gosh. Who knew those papers could do such a thing????

Me to all the Arsenal haters

Amazing timing from Charles III who dropped in on the White House when two presidents with something in common were in office. Now Nixon was a crook, but at least the Oval Office didn’t look like a tart’s boudoir. (With thanks to ‘All about Great Britain’ for the photos)

In which British Jews, including this one, have had enough of getting the blame for Israel while others in favour of free speech and against discrimination think Jews had it coming and anyway, what about Gaza? Plus the usual review of foolish fashion. Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

In which British Jews, including this one, have had enough of getting the blame for Israel while others in favour of free speech and against discrimination think Jews had it coming and anyway, what about Gaza? Plus the usual review of foolish fashion. Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

Luckily for ICE agent Jonathan Ross, he only murdered someone. If he had taken a photo of seashells on a beach, he'd be in *real* trouble.

This is just brutal

That arsewipe JD Vance had the temerity to lectures European democracies on free speech while only today the US AG brings specious proceedings against Comey for a fucking seashell pattern while his Commissioner threatens ABC for Jimmy Kimmel jokes. This is intolerable.

King Charles knocking it out of the park with a polite and charming explanation of the principles of decency, co-operation and religious and social cohesion. Go get ‘em Sir

this photo of kid rock giving a speech at the pentagon about the strait of hormuz has really solidified in my mind that the united states is the least intelligent place on earth.

Speaking as a British taxpayer, I deeply resent spending 10p on the British Embassy reception in Washington on entertaining Senator Ted Cruz and mega-weasel Speaker Mike Johnson. #RoyalVisit

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

Michael Glantzis the guy who carried on saying his burrata when everyone else at the WHCD on Saturday hid under the table. He told the New York Times why…

In which Sir Olly Robbins' elegant and emollient performance on Tuesday beats kockup Keir Starmer's petulant turn in the Commons and lawyers get excited about unfair dismissal. REINSTATE SIR OLLY!!! Plus the Devil Wears Prada 2 hits the Red Carpet. Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

I fucking hate Scott Jennings. #cnn

Tim Stanley is insufferable #Newsnight

In which Sir Olly Robbins' elegant and emollient performance on Tuesday beats kockup Keir Starmer's petulant turn in the Commons and lawyers get excited about unfair dismissal. REINSTATE SIR OLLY!!! Plus the Devil Wears Prada 2 hits the Red Carpet. Another mad week in www.wtffashionshark.com

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Question - what qualifies a person as an “orgasm expert?”

Pat McFadden going for the Trump line of defence that Starmer hardly knew Peter Mandelson…. #today

REINSTATE SIR OLLY ROBBINS!!!!! By the way, an employment tribunal can order reinstatement on a finding of unfair dismissal.

Bloody hell. #Newsnight has got Marjorie Taylor Greene on shortly! This is all very confusing….

What is the name of God is Emily Thornberry wearing?? #Starmer