I've never seen two idiots shit all over themselves this hard. Ever. Sucks to suck so hard you ate. Damn. #survivor #survivor50

Loyalty and integrity alliance blatantly lying as if we're stupid 😂😂😂 #Survivor #Survivor50

THIS DIVA #Survivor50

Rick Devens clocking Stepheme and Jonathan LMAOOOOO im weak #Survivor #Survivor50

The hilarity that Jonathan believes Ozzy is cerebral because his own brain is the size of a pebble. 😭😭😭 #Survivor #Survivor50

Michele won because she was sociable and likable. Aubry about to "borrow" something from Michele now despite being pouty and cranky in the first 2/3rds of the game. OK girl. #Survivor #Survivor50

Mr Beast is a Survivor Super Fan? Name every pre-jury woman #Survivor #Survivor50

Joe has no idea who this is #Survivor #Survivor50

Jeff glazing Mr. Beast #Survivor50

not enough chaos in this auction... #Survivor #Survivor50

this demi lovato album kinda slaps hello??

Not Nick ultimately losing immunity despite production rigging it for him to win 😭😭😭😭 #MillionDollarSecret

Umeko, girl, STAND UP. There's other blonde twinks in the sea, bffr #MillionDollarSecret

Melissa shrieking unexpectedly "ITS NOT ME" when the clue was revealed is sending me 😂😂 She's growing on me. #MillionDollarSecret

Two POCs sniped in a single episode. Tarek?? Who's Tarek? No screen time, nothing. So many things wrong with this show, just like its flop first season. #MillionDollarSecret

So Hunter immediately believes Kaleb's obvious lie about his secret agenda but will throw it back at Natalie's face when she confides in him about her clue? Just say you hate strong, capable women. #MillionDollarSecret

did Rizo just "girl bye"???? 😭😭😭 im obsessed with him i fear #Survivor

why didn't the showrunners just kill fez??? he was already in jeopardy before the 80 year hiatus. like what are we doing here?? helloooo??? #euphoria

what the fuck am i watching #euphoria

What the hell is going on in DC?!?!

today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins 🙏

to every single player that voted out genevieve and kamilla… i’ll remember this #survivor50 #kamillitary

When Chrissy says they're cut from the same cloth, she means white, right? #Survivor #Survivor50

the duality of a pokopia gay

me pretending to be a zac brown stan so i can get screen time #survivor50

Me to Zac Brown at the #Survivor Sanctuary:

pokopia has me not knowing what day of the week it is 😵‍💫😵‍💫

is anyone else this stressed playing Pokopia? like I thought I was gonna get happy cozy vibes but there's way too many things to do, and so much open space and freedom, and im getting overwhelmed that not all my pokemon have homes and what do you mean this is just the tutorial island and-

Addicted to Pokopia

Me for the next 5 days:

finally gonna play some pokopia to anesthesize myself from a terrible week 🥲

Obligatory Jonathan Young segment for some reason #Survivor #Survivor50

This is just a gorgeous shot and is Exhibit A for why I love water challenges on #Survivor. #Survivor50

i forgot how boring Bridgerton sex scenes are. They could learn a thing or two from Heated Rivalry.

CAN'T WAIT FOR #Pokopia

Paper charts and fax machines is the reality for me at work all the time. These people are spoiled babies. #ThePitt

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looks like I'll be going with a fire starter for the first time since red/blue #pokemon #pokemonday

Even though I wasn't a fan of how Season 4 began, I ended up enjoying the season way more than I thought. Rob Rausch actually saved the season. #TheTraitorsUS

The concept of this entire season hinging on Maura Higgins. #thetraitorsUS

OMGGGG 😭😭😭😭 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

ROB RAUSCH BEST TRAITOR EVERRRRR 😍😍😍 ender of housewives and manipulator of free 'tinkers' 💕 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

YESSSSS Maura 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰 #TheTraitorsUS

I need Season 4 of the White Lotus to just be a scripted fanfiction season of Survivor. #Survivor50

Cirie’s nerd herd and meat shield about to run the tribe watch this space✌🏻 #Survivor50

He’s got us #Survivor50

Kamila’s hatred of honor and integrity is her best survivor trait #survivor #survivor50

Why don’t we just vote out Joe first #survivor50

it's episode 10 and WHO EVEN ARE THESE PEOPLE #LoveIsBlind

Can someone fix Alex's hair? It's driving me nuts (on top of all the smug bullshit that comes out of his mouth). But no seriously, the sides of his hair coming into his receding hairline is SO 😤 #LoveIsBlind