CHOTINER: You spent the night in the pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin to rise.
LINUS: Which he did, by the way.
CHOTINER: And you saw this?
LINUS: Well, I may have fainted.
CHOTINER: An eyewitness claims it was simply a beagle dressed as a WWI fighter pilot.
LINUS: Look...
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