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buttballs

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

The hounds of yule

for store trivia the other day I asked what war did Joan of Arc achieve victories in, and the most popular answer by far was the War of 1812

By Popular request: Jake, Freya, and Kaia

Oubliette literally translates to "little place to forget" and I think that's beautiful. We could really use some of those right now.

"Get in bitch, we're gonna see a hairarium"!

Uranium is just spicy lead. Lead is just Mild Uranium.

Why do not more people interact with me on this website? Oh yeah, I never post.

Alright friends, what's a good phone alternative to spotify? Preferably one where I don't have to buy my entire music library again.

If anybody wants to boost this, I'd really appreciate it: I got banned for one mild ass post about our very special boy of the hour. No warning, no time out, just completely suspended lol If you want to re-follow me, here I am

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Still one of my favorite projects Using a kit from @dangerousladies.ca - I assembled, painted, and made doll clothes for the first time. Lots of weathering.

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

I just published a blog post on the Mosquito TNT, a trap marketed by Tougher Than Tom of Austin, Texas. Exhibit A is their misleading use of photoshopped images to convey effectiveness. I also detail the $80,800 fine the company just paid to the EPA. #mosquitoes colinpurrington.com/2025/06/toug...

my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM

Here’s your nightly installment of the Brazilian guy who drives kibble to stray dogs with a remote control car. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2pJ7eea/

Trying to prove a point: Repost this if you’ve never, ever, not even in jest, used a generative AI tool.

After several tries and 23 years, and several months being too scared to listen to the last 3 hours of it, I have finally finished the Malazan Book of the Fallen. What a ride.

entering a stage of both slot and gluttony where, when my fingers could no longer fish the last of the stuffed olives out of the bottle, instead of getting up, I sterilized and fashioned a paperclip to retrieve them

I don't gamble, but I'm going to subscribe do Draftkings just so I can go around with a nice "lucky" feeling

A ferret in winter

ahahaha, welcome to hell RFK, you fuckface cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...

New Bluesky users: First rule of Bluesky is that everyone rubs my back when I'm grumpy. Not rubbing my back is grounds for a block.

I did a performative democracy, I have the high ground now you fuckers.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #451,254!

Sometimes I like to share the random weird songs that get stuck in my head out of nowhere: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVTD...

HI, fellow Gen-X'ers; Please stop trying to defend Generation X. It is very embarrassing.

Failing to fight the Seether since '94

I look forward to continuing to never receive a DM

Just hangin' out thinking about how hilarious it would be if humanity got wiped out because we got too much microplastics in our nutsacks

So when's the eclipse supposed to happen?

RIP Kissinger; shat himself inside out

I fucking swear to god if Trump becomes president because Biden was too scared to reign in Israel, I'm going to become the Joker

At some point I'm going to need some acknowledgement from this website on how good I am at NOT posting my opinions and thoughts

Why is the NYPD crime roomba so large. What is it hiding in there? Is there just a little policeman piloting it? Is it large just to be able to take a beating?

Yep. I'm the kinda guy that knows what a Lucerne Hammer is.

People arguing if Space Marines can be female don't understand: Space Marine IS a gender.

/honk

Here I am; once again surrounded by assholes.