ooc - how do you people get tiktok videos to play here

THAT... HAS GOT TO BE... THE MOST... STYLISH CHURCH OUTFIT I'VE LAID MY EYES ON!

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE OTHER PAPYRUS...

(nc) GOING "NYEH HEH HEH!" THROUGH THE HIGHS AND LOWS! I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND MAKE SOME BABY BONES!

I DO HOPE SANS GETS BETTER SLEEP TONIGHT. ALL DAY TODAY, HE HAD BAGS UNDER HIS EYES AND FELL ASLEEP STANDING UP MORE THAN USUAL.

CURRENTLY CLOTHES SHOPPING FOR MY UPCOMING DATE WITH METTATON! ONE SMALL PROBLEM... I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ANYTHING BUT SOUP IN THIS STORE...

[lazybones brother] befriended [robo homo] last night????????!!!!!!!!!!!

i couldn't sleep last night because my brother and his fuckass boyfriend were up all night listening to the same cd. don't fuck with me.

I'M REALLY SORRY SANS! NEXT TIME I HAVE METTATON OVER, I PROMISE THAT I WILL LOWER THE VOLUME OF THE MUSIC.

Justice is served.

THERE'S ANOTHER METTATON?

ooc - would it be funny for me to have papyrus just get an entire harem exclusively made of up mettatons?

CAUSE THEY LOVE HIM IN LONDON, AND PARIS AND TOKYO!

I MAY POTENTIALLY BE LOOKING INTO OTHER FORMS OF PASTA! THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OF CULINARY DELIGHT OUT THERE! RIGATONI! RAVIOLI! ... I'LL PROBABLY THINK OF MORE FORMS OF PASTA SOON... THIS IS SO EXCITING!

SANS, THERE'S THIS STRANGE CAT STARING AT ME OUTSIDE THE WINDOW AND I DON'T LIKE IT!

SANS WHAT IS THIS TERRIFYING CREATURE AND WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT ME?

i belive in [joe hendry]!!!!!!

ooc - elsewhere on the timeline: horrors beyond human comprehension meanwhile with papyrus: looking at cool trinkets time with the boyfriend he just made like 5 seconds ago

I'M SO GLAD METTATON HAS SHOWN INTEREST IN THE HUMAN ARTIFACTS IN MY HOUSE!

yaoi 🫶

he asked me on a date and fucking died when i said yes

I HOPE SANS DOESN'T MIND ME BRINGING OVER METTATON TO HANG OUT TODAY! I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW OFF ALL MY COOL HUMAN ARTIFACTS THAT I COLLECTED!

ooc - i like how i managed to get papyrus a boyfriend withing one day of me making this account. i guess papyrus has that gay autistic rizz

TODAY MAY HAVE BEEN THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!! I FEEL... FANTABULOUS!

thanks for the ko-fi, angelgreat!

ooc - headcanoning this papyrus as a gay super himbo because i want to

OH NO! I'VE LOST! OH WELL, AT LEAST I STILL RECEIVE A PRIZE FOR MY PARTICIPATION! *clicks ok*

ooc - i've only had this acc for one day and i've already discovered that i love writing papyrus

ooc - papyrus and mettaton fluff yaoi send post

he dreams abt me

ooc - i love making papyrus gay for mettaton i think it's funny

THE GREAT METTATON LIKES MY POEMS? THIS... IS TRULY THE GREATEST MOMRNT OF MY LIFE!

*gasp* THE GREAT METTATON... LIKED MY POEM? *stares in awe* THIS... SHALL HOLD THE SPOT FOR THE GREATEST MOMENT IN MY LIFE!

... THAT SONG... HAD TO BE... THE GREATEST SONG I'VE EVER HEARD! *sniff sniff* OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! IT BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE SOCKET!

ARE WE WRITING POEMS NOW? I HAVE A POEM I'D LIKE TO SHARE *ahem* OH TO CAPTURE A HUMAN HOW SWEET THE THRILL MUST BE! AND THE ONE TO CAPTURE THIS HUMAN SHALL BE ME, ME, ME! I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THAT ONE! IT TOOK ME 3 WEEKS TO GET IT JUST RIGHT!

I KEEP GETTING COMMENTS ON MY BLOG POSTS TELLING ME TO CLICK A LINK FOR "HOT SKELETONS NEAR YOU!!!!!" I TELL THIS PERSON TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED BUT THEY PERSIST IN ADVERTISING PRODUCTS TO ME! DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY ADVICE TO DEAL WITH THIS?

NYEH HEH HEH