ooc - i finally remembered the password

i'm [upgrade complete] now i don't gotta deal with your [honky tonk badonkadonk]!!!!!!!!!!!!!

be glad it wasn't [97 kromer] you [warning: this work contains not safe for work content]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

super duper [a-ok]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my [GROUNDBREAKING INVENTIN] is complete!!!!!!!! *he shows his new invention... *it's a ball of scrap metal with a button on it

... Kris...? Kris!? KRIS!?!?!? YOU FILLED YOUR [Inventorium] WITH [Half-Pr1ce Sallamy] JUST TO KEEP ME OUT!? WHAT! THE! [Fifty Percent Off]!? YOU CAN CARRY LIKE 48 ITEMS!!! [Why] DID YOU DO THIS!? WHY!? [Y]!? [Yellow]!? [Gamma]!? NOT [Cool] KRIS! I'LL BE IN MY [Trailer]!

look at what my [specil babby] drew for me for [mama] day!!!!!!! *he holds up a piece of paper covered in crayon scribbles *he seems proud of it

*human... support trans rights.

i have a new inventin!!!!!! *he pulls out a black flying v guitar bedazzled in lightbulbs* it does very specil things!!!!!! [observe]!!!!!!! *he plays hot cross buns on the makeshift guitar causing it to blow a hole through his ceiling* ...

hmmmm [babby :3]

(nc) [burger]!!!!!!! what happened to your your your [all of the above]???????!!!!!!!!!!!

ooc - half my page is just the sans quote bot what happened to this community on my several months long hiatus?

ooc - sorry for anyone who's been worried about me. i've been away at a mental wsrd for a few days. got discharged today

im sorry im not well

ooc - all the shayy stuff that happened today sent me on a really bad spiral i haven't fully gotten out of the bad headspace yet. still dealing with really bad suicidal thoughts i don't think i'm gonna act on it

ooc -

ooc - the jevil i shipped with deleted their account nooooo

it is time to watch the new [entire mortal kombat theme] trailer!!!!!!!!!

kris!!!!! ihave mined [140000 bitcoin] from your account!!!!!!!

fedy fazbor

[bladee] has now issued [473] restraining orders on me!!!!!!!

did you party hard? ....Did you do cocaine like Spamton ?

*new post from numberonesalesman1997* LOOKING //magical// IN MY ;$14.99; COSTOOOOO000M+!!!!!! (there's a picture underneath ... it's obviously photoshopped)

ooc - i wonder how many people on here think i've just died or smth

i am in [CONSTANT AGONY AND PAIN]!!!!!!!!!

ooc - help i don't have any ideas for funny posts or ways to shoehorn myself into story arcs help

// shipping sans deltarune in any serious capacity is likely impossible but it would also be the funniest shit ever

*hey guys welcome to my twitch stream, today i'm throwing jerry into the sun for shits and giggles.

i made a [sweet tunes] of [blade drane gang]'s song!!!!@ it's so much [improvement]!!!!!!!

this little [rat mouse] owes me [415$$$ KROMER]!!!!!!!!!!

ok who [omnomnomnomnom]ed my [infinity] weed brownie?????????

im like [bladee drane gang] i have so much swag

if i was a [doggis] would you [100 yard goal scoring kick] me??????

... i hurt a lot of [chu- [VA-VA-VALUABLE CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!] kid...

nonono [kiddo] it's fine you were just.... i should be saying [sowwy].... i'm the one who [owchie] you real [badbadnotgood]

[woah mama]!!!!!! (the hug startled spamton. he doesn't get them much from anyone that isn't jevil lately) i [aprecinate] the hugs and all it's... it's [bridge over troubled water] now!!!!!!!

well.... you see uhh... i just stopped by to uhh... ... look [kiddo] i'm gonna be [trans parents] i don't know why i'm here...

... (spamton didn't really know what to say... does he apologize or...)

heya [scary mama]!!!!! i uhhhh... i like what you did with your [stylish hare]!!!!!! (spamton was a little nervous... this was the kid he was forced to traumatize after all...)

people think pluey is a [luvable kity kat]!!!!! but they're [loud wrong buzzer]!!!!!! THIS!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!! ! is the [truth] pluey!!!!!!!

[constant pain] is reeeeallly [drop dead discounts]ing it!!!!!! hooooo mama!!!!!! what i go through every. sjngle. day. is [pure unfathomable agony]!!!!!!!!!!!

i spent all my [kromer] on [wedding festividys]!!!!! please give me a [itty bitty] amount of [$15 million kromer] !!!!!

this is whats its like to be on the [SPAMTON G SIGMA GRINDSET]!!!!!!!

@discardedimp.bsky.social i got you the most [hansome suit] my kromer can [purchase your tracks today]!!!!!!!

[drane gang bladee] kicked me out of his show

i love [DRAIN GANGE]!!!!!!!!