* i rise from my nap like dracula from the coffin

* (yo holy shit sans is fucking breakdancing)

Roleplay account of Maddie (from Deltarune, specifically) #DeltaruneRP

* (he motions like he's cracking his fingers.) * (nothing happens.)

* insane this shit is still going on

// shipping sans deltarune in any serious capacity is likely impossible but it would also be the funniest shit ever

* (he's smoking.) * (it's actually just a pencil.) * ... * (it's still on fire, though.)

* they freaked out in here

// i am pounding on the floor and screaming (i made a bunch of accounts in a short amount of time and then bailed on bsky for like two months so now i have all these fuckers and no traction to do anything with them)

* i feel like i'm not privy to any of the lore around here. * can't believe you guys wouldn't spill your entire life's story to the random guy who works at the convenience store.

* yeah i only pull up to say shit like that * only the finest content here, folks.

* type shit

* store's back open, folks. * it's been open this entire time, it's just also back open.

* huh * something just happened

* i haven't been paying much attention today, what's she up t * oh

* if y'all keep trying to fuck tvs someone is gonna get electrocuted and die * (sans is hiding his various "i <3 old women" t-shirts)

* chat this shit sucks

* huh * sure, unbanned

* i wonder how many kids are gonna bail on school for this * don't do that, by the way

* nerds collect older electronics all the time because they look cool, this is a nonissue * i literally have a crt

* said she never called her gross * and that was true for less than an hour

* oh but again

* . oh * banned from the store, then

* damn girl go off

// instead of "this is not a normal thing people do" i almost went "i go up to an older woman and ask for her number, we are not the same" but this felt like too serious

// wait why didn't i muse transfem sans it was so obvious (it was not obvious)

* y'know * i just realized i'm not questioning the tv being alive * whatever, i'm a skeleton, it's not that weird

* if she keeps this shit up i'm raising the prices * holding the ramen hostage

// tenting my fingers deviously because i can funnel all my dollar store rage into sans (i'm going to kill our chip guy with a gun)

// thinking about shipping because it's silly and man. the best character i have for shipping in this verse sure is sans, huh

(png of sans but he's really far away)

// this is the only time i ever rped spamton and i think it was time well spent

// i want to write spamton for the funny silly but i can't and won't write angst so what's the point

// @lucidparadise.bsky.social i did it, rewrite sonic over there

// hm. rewrite sonic account tomorrow

* why are there so many of me

// looking at the western segment in chapter 3 looking at the fucking. cowboy monkey that just got added to btd 6

// shoutout to my current discord layout

* don't forget: * the sans in sans stands for sans

* if you break into my store i'm gonna kill you * like with a gun

* well, yeah.

* anyone can think whatever they want.

* i see me? * no idea who the hell any of those other dudes are, though.

* i dunno, just a lotta questions.

* cheer up, kid. 'm sure you'll get one.

// sans undefeated at ragebaiting by just acting like a dumbass

* this an interrogation or somethin'?

* 'course they are, those are two completely different words.

* exactly! * nobody else seems to get it.