sometimes i just sit and watch!

uhg i forgot to queerbait my loyal fans today

this is perfect , thank you . you are doing a * great job darling . [ reach - and with a very steady hand giving quite a reassuring pat to his head . even a wink and thumbs up ! just for spice . ]

sometimes i feel like mars the baby hippo

well im waiting . continue to woo me , or begin lovingly caressing my leg while sitting on the ground beside my spot .

i had to update minecraft and fortnite at the same time i ran roblox

knew this creature would take over my life the moment it ran in my place and destroyed the CARPET

when you when when when youuuu

changing my relationship status on everything to ‘ its complicated ‘ , one second darling . okay . carry on .

that notification scared me so bad i spilled my nail polish

is this a promise , you cute little thing .

mcpickle pounder on the mind

i just come here to watch the tvs crash out . i personally could never .

its so hard being so perfect ❗️

why have two boobs when you can have THREE

hey queens and kings whats going on toni— .

👁

[ high pitch squealing . ]

crashes through the wall someone say catboy ?

im a liar

beauty sleep .

chat hes so funny im dying

dam (said this way to bypass roblox chat filters)

I AM CHEERING YOU ON POOKS 👏👏👏

WE DO NOT WANT THAT FINE ASS EATEN ON THIS DAY ❌ MAYBE ANOTHER BUT NOT NOW THAT IS CERTAIN STAY STRONG QUEEN

YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE QUEEN DO NOT LET THEM IN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

PROTECT THAT ASS TWIN

(ooc) how you get ur firealpaca like dat… mine is not like thyat….

TWIN THEY GOT YOU TOO

the face i made

i beg pardon

yaoi 🫶

he asked me on a date and fucking died when i said yes

(ooc) called my husband a ladybug now he pouting chat what did i do wrong

only the real ones use ketamine

(ooc) making my husband watch jojo with me so i am Here and There

my lawyers would love to see this happen

. . . [ drops a mint in hand ] you need that more .

ugly ass laughing dont look at me

[ just . standing there . looking down at . ] you are one freaky kid

look over in a different direction right now

hey look over there

media stars just all share the same terrible taste in men dont we

🫵 pop that pussay

wait please pleas wait wait its giving

the labubu post took me out hold on

👉👈 some1 say throuple

real