Erika Kirk town hall, huh? Cronkite must be rolling over in his grave now that CBS has gone from one of the most trusted news sources to yet another arm of State TV. If I hadn't already cancelled Paramount+ I'd do it right fucking now. Maddy out!

“Americans must learn to adjust to a lower standard of living"="Americans must learn to be fearful, boot-licking sycophants of my oligarchs". And if kids need to get by with only 3 dolls then you need to get by with only 3 mistresses. And your wrinkled up old cock doesn't count as a doll. Maddy out!

Could somebody PLEASE tell me what the fuck is a "FIFA Peace Prize?" What's that? Fuck Innocent Females Award? Oh, ok. Yeah, that makes a whole lot more sense than a fuckin' peace prize for somebody who is the antithesis of peace. Or any redeeming quality you can think of, actually. Peace out!

"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst." Everything this administration tells us is a lie.

Interesting headline: "Hegseth, citing ‘fog of war,’ says he learned of survivors hours after strike." Since when has being black-out drunk been called "fog of war"? I kinda like it though. Um, soorrryyy Ossifer 'bout that tree. I'm not drunk. It's the fog of war. Maddy out!

I really like our Freedom of Speech under the regime. DO: Heap praise upon Dear Leader. DON'T: Recite actual quotes from a White Nationalist. DON'T: Ask questions about pedophiles. DON'T remind our troops of their oath to the Constitution or be threatened with death. Saudi Arabia, anyone? Maddy out!

It's really not that difficult to have a successful prosecution. Here's a couple tips. Step One: Have an actual crime to prosecute. Step Two: Don't get your prosecutor from a Cracker Jacks box. Maddy out!

Powerful.

Gee, we'd just LOVE to release the Epstein files, but we can't while an active investigation of those evil Democrats is going on. So sorry. We meant to get this earlier, but we had murderin', griftin', and a fascist takeover to do. FUCK THESE HELLBOUND PRICKS! Maddy out!

It's almost Thanksgiving, so I'm rehearsing my table etiquette. "Pass the 'tatoes, please." "Pass the dressing, please." "Pass the punkin' pie, please." "Pass the Epstein Files, please. AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT WHAT YOU SUPPORT!" I think I'm ready for a lovely holiday. Maddy out!

One option to help people afford to own a home is a 50-year mortgage. Cool. They can buy it when they're 15 so that they own it by retirement at 65. Or another option could be PAYING PEOPLE A FUCKING LIVEABLE WAGE YOU GREEDY FUCKS! I dunno. I guess I'm on the fence on this one. Maddy out!

Alls I know is that I now have green light to arm myself with club sammiches, heh, heh, heh. Maddy out!

Sending our love and well-wishes to the incredible Todd Snider who was reportedly violently attacked before his show in Salt Lake City resulting in the tour's cancellation. Get well soon, Troubadour. Maddy out.

I am now a Conservative. I believe in holding traditional values. Like preserving rights that have been held for decades and defending our Constitutional Democracy against Nazis. So, fuck these liberal snowflakes who are progressively turning the US into a fascist, oligarchy playground. Maddy out!

So now we're going to war with Nigeria? I guess since the Nobel Peace Prize is off the table, his true colors are showing. I'm starting to think he was never really interested in peace, just personal accolades. But US troops in US cities should help him get a nod for next year! Maddy out!

At this point, I say just tear the whole fuckin' White House down. It's gonna have to be done anyway because the fumigation costs will be prohibitive, so let's just get this shit over with. Maddy out!

I'm Pro-Life. I believe the regime should have dominion over my reproductive choices. I enjoy watching brown children get zip-tied and ripped from the arms of their parents. I love blowing up fishermen. And I REALLY love sadistically starving kids. I'm going to heaven 'cause I'm Pro-Life. Maddy out.

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

For multiple reasons, I have Springsteen's "Wrecking Ball" going through my head today. Looking forward to that wrecking ball obliterating the repugnant ballroom that will symbolize this immoral and tyrannical period in our nation's history. Bring on your wrecking ball. Give it a listen. Maddy out!

A portion of the White House in rubble seems appropriate for this moment somehow. Can't quite put my finger on why, though. It'll come to me. Maddy out!

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government…” ~Patrick Henry

Dear Antifa, um, I hate to be a bother, but I still haven't received my appearance fee check, and the rally is on Saturday, so just checkin' on it. Thanks for looking into this for me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to finish my letter to Santa. I've been really good this year! Maddy out.

Diversity. Equity. Inclusion. Yesterday. Today. Forever. Maddy out.

I hereby suggest that the followers of the Portland Frog be named 'Tadpoles'. Just a thought. Maddy out!

Nothing says Peace Prize like kidnapping people and sending them to concentration camps, calling your Dept. of Defense the Dept. of War, blowing up fishermen, imprisoning your political enemies, instigating global financial uncertainty, and cutting off international aid, etc. RIGGED! Maddy out!

Sometimes we need a moment, but if you tune out completely, they win. Fascism doesn’t need your support, just your silence.

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

Seems to me the only thing trump ever paid attention to was fuckin mein kampf and the videos straight out of 1942 Germany

I just want to say that this tyranny will come to an end. I do not know when, or how many innocent people will be damaged by it, but it will end. There will be justice for the oppressed. There is light at the end of this dark tunnel of sadism. And I'm bringing the fucking flashlights. Maddy out!

Dear Maga Snowflakes. I say this with the most sincerity and concern for you. IT'S A FUCKING HALFTIME PERFORMER! WHO GIVES A FUCK! YOU ARE NOT NOR WILL EVER BE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE! GET OVER IT YOU SPINELESS, WHINEY SHITBAGS! I hope this has been helpful. Have a lovely evening. Maddy out.

Dear members of ICE, I have some bad news for you. Despite your cruelty to innocent people, posturing with your big, long, hard guns, and puffing out your chests, um, well, your daddy still has no respect for you. I think you know why. Oh, and you also still have small penises. Maddy out!

I'll take an overweight General over a pompous, alcoholic dipshit with racist tattoos all over him any day. Just sayin' for no particular reason. Maddy out!

We are a country that is dying. Our death has not been brought on by outside marauders. We have not been murdered by external forces. We have slit our own wrists and are now laying in resigned tranquility in the oligarch's warm bath water, oblivious that our life is draining out of us. Maddy out.

I just LOVE acronyms! So, lets invent one! We need 3 random letters. Let's see. Let's start with "I". Then, how about "C". Hmmm. Now, how about "E". Ok! I think I've got it! Incel Cumwad Excrement! ICE! So fun. Anybody else wanna play? Looking for the best meaning for the acronym 'ICE'. Maddy out!

Wounded Knee is not only one of the darkest and most inhumane chapters in this nation's history. It is also foreshadowing. Maddy out!

Dear Supposed Dept. of Homeland Security. Just to be clear, Des Moines school superintendents aren't gang members, hardened criminals, or drug runners. They are decent, hard-working people who are of great value to our community, you lying, racist motherfuckers! Maddy out!

Dear Repedocans. Please stop trying to indoctrinate our children in public schools into your false sense of morality so that you can groom them into being subservient subjects in your sex trafficking rings. Oh, and please stop bastardizing your faith and being twisted fucks. Thanks. Maddy out!

Hey, good news! After my author is raptured at 3:08PM, CST today, his signed books will be collector's items and TOTALLY be worth a fortune! Wait, what? The dumb motherfucker didn't make the cut? Too many Jesus jokes? Well, hell. Sorry folks. Your signed books will still be worthless. Maddy out!

Oh my god! They're right! It's here! www.bing.com/videos/river...

I'm so pleased to hear that ABC is reinstating Jimmy Kimmel. In other news, I'm still not reversing my cancellation to HULU. Maddy out!

I can't tell you about the secret antifa meeting. Why? Cause there's no such organization. But, if you want domestic terrorist groups, try the Proud Boys or Oath Keepers. I thought those were names of Blue Oyster Cult albums, but nope. They're domestic terrorist organizations. Go get em! Maddy out!

Paramount+ really shouldn't have asked why we cancelled. Her's our response: "Bending the knee to the authoritarian regime. Not acting in the best interest of the American public. Being bootlicking douches." Did I miss anything? Maddy out!

Dear people who say I'm not mourning his death properly. You are mistaken. I'm not mourning his death at all. What I am mourning is the complete collapse of morals and civility in this nation that led up to that event, if that counts for anything. No? Well, fuck it then. Maddy out!

Ok, let's play the cancel game, shall we? I hereby declare that any entity that bends to the regime shall be cancelled by me. HULU/Disney/ABC-CANCELLED! Paramount +/CBS (Sorry Jon)- CANCELLED! The Supreme Court- CANCEL...um...ok, I don't have the power to do that...yet. Maddy out!

I'd suggest to Nancy Mace that she go fuck herself, but I'm afraid she might take me up on it and sprain a finger. Maddy out!

Please forgive me if I save my tears for innocent victims of mass shootings, rape victims, innocent people being kidnapped by thugs, victims of the Palestinian genocide, and victims of Putin's war and not for farmers who voted themselves into bankruptcy. I have no tears left for you. Maddy out!

RFK = Repelled From Knowledge. Just sayin'.

Dear anti-cancel culture repedocans, Quoting somebody's hate speech is NOT celebrating that person's death. Nor is it hate speech. IT'S STATING FUCKING FACTS YOU BRAINWASHED FUCKING HYPOCRITES! Maddy out! PS- STOP PROTECTING MEN WHO RAPE CHILDREN AND RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! Ok- Now, Maddy out!