Jeezus Christ. You know I’ll be asleep by then!! 💤

My lovely #Filipino colleague? She’s a silly goose. I could sell tickets! 🥪

I’m glad, when they do this age verification thing, and they ‘estimate your age’ they don’t share that number with you… 👵🏼 #scary

You lot still here then?

Have one of you lot broke Twitter?!

Somehow, I don’t even doubt it.

New frock 💙

I’ve just been bobsleighing. Killed 17 Bobs

Hey Ken! Wanna play dollies again? @kenvonduck.bsky.social

Never touch the stuff ☕️

Whoa Black Betty

Recreate this #ReacreateThis #Reacreations Festive edition 🎄

Have I got to ‘festive up’ over here too? 🤶

Post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like… In my younger years, with 80s big hair, Stevie Nicks Older, with short hair, Jane Torvill

Kerching!

#SkyStats @blancogogo.bsky.social

Well if #AnnoyingColleague (one for the Twits there) gets in my face… 🔪

*implodes*

Drop something blue from your gallery 💙 (that’s what we do here, it seems)

Bum is currently going viral on the place you all hate I’d show you lot, but they’d only slap a warning label on it Oh well

In honour* of RFK Jr. being named head of HHS, what is the absolute worst possible cabinet position you could be asked to hold? I’d be Secretary of Enforced Modesty in the Over 50s (women only, natch)

If you see this, post a concert pic you took #Pink 🩷

Bikinis. As promised. Well half of them. While they were still on. @baileyandbunny.bsky.social 🐇

We’ll be alright here @baileyandbunny.bsky.social

M’off on me travels again #BlueCrew ✈️ ☀️🍹 With the female half of @baileyandbunny.bsky.social 🐇 There may well be bikinis. And shenanigans. Stay tuned!

It’s not Friday guys!!! 🍝 🍷 @robdibbler.bsky.social @dickfarnsbarns.bsky.social

This is how much I’m loving the upcoming season… #Autumn #Winter #Hibernation

They said they’re happy I’m here. My boobs? I’m guessing not so much #censorship Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #440,385!

I am interested in: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 making peace with the terror of being alive

Happy #SaturdaySplash everybody. Anyone else got a colour splash pic to share??

All good things, and all that… Goodbye #MexicoBaby 🇲🇽🥂

Sneaky preview of today’s #BikiniOfTheDay? Go on then…. #MexicoBaby 🇲🇽

I’m still here! #MexicoBaby

Why did they put a huge round mirror over the bed? For naked selfies, I’m guessing. #MexicoBaby 🇲🇽 #BlueCrewExclusive

Still rubbish at remembering to take photos, but as a special treat you can have this one before they do #MexicoBaby 🇲🇽

Good morning #BlueCrew 💙 I’ve been a bit lax with the photo taking here in #MexicoBaby so here’s a recycled Twitter one for you. I’ll try to do better.

Good morning #BlueCrew from #NotMyBed ☕️ Shall we go #MexicoBaby today? ✈️☀️🏝️🇲🇽 I think so.

How I landed on Bluesky

I’ve turned reposts off (seems I have to do that for everyone, not just individual accounts, soz) We’ll see if that makes the experience over here any better. #NotHoldingMyBreath

What’s your sign?

One?! Yeah, I hope not…. 😉

It's interesting to me that Bluesky has a woman CEO, yet women on Bluesky are treated like they're living in the 1920s, which must be where Bluesky hired their staff and got their rules and regulations from.

Quite likely.

Went gym (BodyCombat) Am proper pooped. Did I tell you I’m pretty sure I had #WhoopingCough on holiday? *coughs up a lung*

Good morning #BlueCrew 💙 Our last #HappyHour involved pineapples 🍍 🍍 wine 🍷 🍷 🥜 🥜 and lots of women in sexy outfits It’s been a crazy two weeks…..

Good morning #BlueCrew 💙 Penultimate night, went for a curry 🍛 Had a vindaloo ‘muy picante’ 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Dress was a bit nip-slippy 😁

Good morning #BlueCrew 💙 Went out looking hot but respectable, ended up in a club, pole dancing in my undies, as you do.