What a loooooooong slow trip it’s been! (on the uptown A train)

Well, if Southern Conservative Christians are right, based on their explanations of past disasters, it’s God’s Wrath against their evil ways. God hates the South.

Will guide you to the afterlife for food

Call me arrogant, but I’m listening to an #audiobook that I auditioned for but didn’t get. I still think I would have been better. Maybe it was sound of the voice more than performance that interested them. Or they prefer that performance style… it’s not what I do.

If you remember the tune, sing along! Every day's a new day of hating you, Donald Trump With each day comes a new way of hating you, Donald Trump Every time I read your 'truths' my blood begins to boil And if all my dreams come true I'll soon see the last of you! 1/

A sign of the times that my first thought was ‘can we have ICE sickles?’ The new anti-fascist weed wacker

As I take the last sip of my morning large cup of coffee, I already feel ready for a nap. WTF, coffee?! Do your job.

A given. 😀🥤

One Direction Flew Over The Cookoo’s Nest (yes, it’s also a play) American Buffalo Springfield Pink Floyd Collins Three Dog Day Afternoon, Night

Seems like a bigger tattoo than the traditional tramp stamp

This Shitshow is currently doing a 4 year residency. After year one, audiences agree - it’s a complete Shit Show. Audiences can expect more of the same, with no changes to the overall programming till the current run ends. Hopes that it will close early show no signs of materializing soon.

That feeling when you get the word back: No Corrections! #audiobooks #narration

Invoice! Invoice! Invoice! I sent it out today! And when it hits their inbox A month til I get paid...🫤 Hey, I'm not complaining. Happy just to be employed. The partial pre-payment helps, for sure 🫶

Seriously.

I guess. But who enforces the judge’s order when they don’t comply

Here it is! Yestereday's episode of Ask Us Anything, where I was the guest of Don Baarns and Johnny Heller. We had fun! Thanks, guys! We talked #audiobooks, Bob's Big Boy, Shakespeare in the Parking Lot, my Origin Story and more! An enjoyable hour of chat. www.youtube.com/live/t3bdzuD...

My body can not function on this constant level of cortisol.

Weren’t these the people whining about ‘weaponized government’?!? I guess they know what they’re talking about, proving themselves masters of the art.

This really is the limit of my faith in positive affirmations for the new year. But we’ll need the entire year to manifest it. May the year exceed my expectations

I'm entirely serious about this: until you internalize the view that urban America is Real America, you won't see the urgency of structural reform of an American government whose fundamental structures so disadvantage its population centers—the great engines of its prosperity, progress, & culture.

Make a Bond Film casual Live and Let Go

Wouldn’t have it any other way. Oh, wait - yes. Yes, I would.

I kinda think that the canvas tote as an enticement to donate is long past its moment. Your offer of a canvas tote will not be the straw that tips the scales in my donation decision making.

Bourbon, apple cider, maple syrup, ginger juice and a squeeze of lemon. That’s a good little cocktail! Cheers!

Florida Man- Your move.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers

Sign o’ the times: every time I see the word ‘gifting’, my mind reads ‘grifting’. This is our world now.

Well, that’s a relief. I wouldn’t trust Vance with a toddler

“If you’re watching television and the words ‘woke and weaponized’ come out of a politician’s mouth, you can know that this is coming ... from the strategies we’re putting out,” Russ Vought boasted in a recording obtained by @propublica.org

In college (1982) I let a couple guys on my dorm hall borrow my volleyball. I never saw it again. No replacement. No apology. Just gone. Lost or stolen. I suspect stolen and kept. I’m still owed a volleyball.

If you think Bluesky is different than Xitter, you’re wrong.

Holy Cow!! Stop the presses!! Trump plans to or already has [insert insane action here], which many scholars and experts say may be illegal! Or is absolutely illegal!

Ro Khanna: "They're making comedy illegal. Brendan Carr pressured ABC to cancel Jimmy Kimmel, and Disney cancels Jimmy Kimmel. This canceling from an administration that lectured us about cancel culture. That's why today I'm introducing a motion to subpoena Brendan Carr."

“Acting jobs available in your area!” “Waiters wanted” “Make thousands working from home” “1996 Toyota Corolla for sale” That’s your dream for Bluesky?

That’s how they get you. A proper drug pusher gives you the first one free. But of course the Pushers of Capitalism have to make you pay a little something cuz Capitalism. But they know you’ll be back. And the rate will go up.

As they say, everyone has their Price

MS Now and Later! The new fruit flavored news! Have some news now, then tune in for more news later! MS Now and Later: Chew on This!!

Festering Resentment was our improv troupe in college

Won’t be long now www.threads.com/@_r_e_d_s_h_...

Standing next to a guy with a shirt that says Guns, Whiskey, Beer, Freedom A winning combination. What could possibly go wrong?

ICE committed murder.

If in your summer travels you have the opportunity to reach your destination without having to wait for any length of time on a subway platform, you should make that choice.

Right after I release the Epstein client list. Your nomination is on my desk right next to it.

surprising absolutely no one.

Here’s an idea: Stop acting like the Gestapo.

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