good news: even though I've only posted like 6 times since last Valentine's I am alive and well bad news: I'm not doing internet Valentine's because I don't social media like I used to and only the people I talk to consistently are getting physical cards from me this year.

not that I played a ton of the other ones, but this Battlefield 6 beta has me regressing to a version of me that just wants to snort a grape NOS, play FPS games, and stream on twitch

i already hated ketchup on eggs but you're telling me they made a specific ketchup for it

my beloved Shonen Jump keeps trying to make the next big sports manga but they've all been eh. I think it's time for super powers in sports again. We can't keep telling the same story in different sports.

I didn't know the internet would enjoy Uma Musume this much cause I feel like it was just me and 2 other people who watched the anime, but if you ever have questions about horse girls I am *always* available to answer.

I have one favorite ship #polytrix #KPOPDEMONHUNTER

Change the US Flag to the NZ Flag and same story

leaving twitter meant i had to track down people via discord, instagram, and text messages and fuck dude it was so worth it.

I started giving out Valentines on Twitter in 2017 and that's now happening here, so really sorry if today is crazy cause I have 100 to give out Thanks to @nickmydude.bsky.social for continuing to be a ghostwriter/assistant/genius with additional assistance from @spainoctopus.bsky.social

can i make 60 valentines today? will my brain turn into goo? should @nickmydude.bsky.social quit his job as my ghostwriter? only going to take the next 18 hours to find out

I'm not exactly retiring these but they're some of my favorite JJK valentines we've ever made and I need them to be used across the internet

i like making valentines and saving them as someones name cause it means theres was never a question on who was getting it, but maybe that is also a little ominous...

retired valentines dump. use these on your loved ones imgur.com/gallery/H4R7...

what am i doing for valentines? that's ez- tracking down 131 of my friends across the internet to remind them I'm funny

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

if you see me liking 2 week old posts mind your business i'm doing research

Witch Hat Atelier has good politics.

got an ipod classic and found all the music i downloaded in 2004 so i think i've invented time travel

TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime

i feel like i'm never going to find another show that's going to do to me what Vinland Saga did

Start your own website. Run your own blog. Use decentralized and open-sourced platforms @ghost.org is a great open-sourced blogging platform and website builder Pixelfed is doing great work for images and runs on the social web Support open social projects so your homes on the web don't fall apart

i have the worst hangover and by hangover i mean i spent most of yesterday in a rhythm game arcade that was hosting a fighting game tournament and i'm just not built for that anymore

all these Jump series getting anime adaptations this year and where is my beloved akane-banashi

I’m sure glad they banned TikTok! I wouldn’t want *my* information getting in the wrong hands! Problem solved! Now to open this handy recipe app that demands access to my microphone, camera, and location data

if all of bluelock season 2 looked like the last episode it'd have torn up my sports anime power rankings, but it remains outside of my top 10

I've sold my soul to a dress up game (again) and I'm not even done with the first miracle outfit

Got a Barnes and noble gift card for Christmas so it's time to buy yaoi courtesy of my roommates mom

Since I upgraded my PC this year I tried to find a home for my old PC parts and that evolved into collecting all my locals unused PC parts and that's how I ended up building two PCs for Christmas surprises.

It took him only 2 weeks. I was expecting this to go unnoticed for months.

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

Go watch this episode with @dinopillow.bsky.social its very good and was a lot of fun youtu.be/-vAVdQzfQIg

Ok????

I know it doesn't look like it, but I legitimately tried to vary my listening this year and discovered lots of cool new music, but alas- my beloveds write 60 track no skip albums

I'm glad I got my 39" OLED monitor in time for Infinity Nikki to come out. My dress up game in 240hz???

When I deleted twitter I made sure to save the handle on a new account just in case it is ever freed from Elon (and cause there's another dinopillow who could take it) but now I'm waiting for Zeke to discover it-

I still have some work to do on this to get it to full customized glory but this was an insane upgrade for me

I'm doing orphan thanksgiving this year which is me finding out which of my friends have home made mac and cheese and doing a loop around the city.

downloading my twitter archive meant getting a record of every image i've ever sent or received which means 2025 valentines are going to be incredibly nostalgic.

deactivated twitter today. feels kinda weird to goodnight something I've actively used since 2009, but I got an archive of my data so the memes are not lost to the void.

Getting a tsukishima kei tattoo today

Why does my body do this to me

I get to see my beloved Hiroyuki Sawano 😭

After my breast reduction I had to sleep on my back for like 4 months and it was peak misery but now I sometimes wake up and I'm on my back by choice like ??? We can sleep however we want now why ???

I love Blue Box with my whole heart but watching the anime takes me back through the emotional wringer I already survived 2 years ago. I just want the show to be where the manga is already 🥺

Consider this my snail of approval 🐌 [ #art ]

I don't think this app outs someone's likes but for the record, I merged my following from my main and my animanga twitter accounts, so if you see me liking sasunaru fan art mind your business.

I put my warhammer army up on craigslist for free today cause I haven't played in years and I really wanted it to go somewhere it's appreciated and a dad reached out to get it for his kid and when I met up with him his son had a dinosaur shirt on 🥹

I didn't know bedsheets were vers