Fucking losing it on these guys giving themselves cosmetic elephantiasis as a form of gender affirming care, only to render themselves infertile.

Brewers updates: -Jacob Misiorowski will likely begin throwing again Tuesday. He won't pitch the first series out of the break. -David Hamilton will miss " a couple series" after the break -Jett Williams has a minor wrist injury, otherwise he would likely have been called up

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.” ― Raylan Givens, "Justified."

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Jim James, Beck, and Bill Murray play “Let Her Dance”

Jeff Goldblum, Wes Anderson, and Jackson Browne

Criterion is selling the Wes Anderson box set in the merch tent and I’m waiting to see a bunch of insufferable people spend the full $500 on it (despite it being 50% off in the B&N sale) just for the clout.

Bill Murray, Devo, Jason Schwartzman

Wes Anderson concert at the Bowl

Miz not pitching tomorrow 🥴 #brewers

I blame Sproat’s mustache. Now I know why Mr. Burns kept telling Mattingly to trim those sideburns. #Brewers

It’s like we’re allergic to hitting 60 dubs. #brewers

I was so worried he wasn’t gonna challenge… #brewers

Saturday Mood

This is like watching a root canal. #Brewers

Womp womp #brewers

Come on, Vaughn. Redeem that last game. #Brewers

This is the realest response anyone has ever given to anything.

Just walk him… #brewers

Joey got robbed by backspin. #Brewers

Come on, Norway.

G Mitch should have forced him to pitch a couple more… #Brewers

Andruw Monasterio just took Freddy Peralta deep with Caleb Durbin on base. The matrix has broken.

Brewers Bullshit indicator increasing.

I’ve been re-reading some of my favorite books since April - many for the first time since high school or undergrad (GATSBY, CATCH-22, KAVALIER AND CLAY). I’m on INFINITE JEST now, which I remembered really liking and found the home stretch of Gately profoundly moving.

Maybe we should just walk Valdez? #brewers

But he threw Sproat under the bus back in May with a 5.64 ERA (Ashby has a 6.5)…

Me examining a new follower

Lara with a hell of a catch. Dude is fast AF. #brewers

I seem to get the Budweiser/Grand Funk Railroad ad constantly on my MLB feed - it’s become a running joke with Doug (who had never gotten it on his feed until he went to the Midwest) that we just send the “American Band” finger every time the song comes on.

Ran into my brother at the wine store.

Surprised Sanchez didn’t challenge. #brewers

Final: Pirates 7, Brewers 6 That's a tough one. Even with a short Sproat start, the offense gave the A bullpen a three-run lead. Then the offense loaded the bases in the ninth for Andrew Vaughn to hit into a double play. Game 2 is at 3:05 CT. The record: 59-35

Since the start of June, Aaron Ashby now has a 6.50 ERA and 1.759 WHIP.

Wow #brewers

Assby #Brewers

Brewers turning lemons into lemonade.

Day 1374 of Interval Training: First 10K since the accident, mid-70s, very humid, struggling like Brandon Sproat (the game wasn’t exactly kicking my pace into gear).

The Infowars episode this week where Tim starts saying his wife is trying to take his horse Horace in the divorce… 🤣💀

203 (First Time)

calling a rainout amidst 18 games in 17 days and subsequently rescheduling for the next morning DESPITE a series in mid-september should force MLB to re-evaluate the rules for who decides this shit.

Tonight's game is rained out. Or, rather, un-rained out. Doubleheader tomorrow at 11:05 am CT with the second game to start an hour after final pitch.

Poolside

Friday Mood

Day 1373 of Interval Training: Rest day 5K walk - listened to the new Jack White and Rolling Stones albums. I prefer NO NAME to the new JW, but it’s solid - better than the couple before that. Stones album has a couple cringey tracks but it’s actually no slouch. When it rocks, it rocks.

Darling, I love you as you are when you're alone I'll never try to change you As if I could, and if I were to, what's the part that I'd miss most?

Played the new Rolling Stones track with Paul McCartney on bass and Nicole absolutely hated the vocals and lyrics, so of course I had to learn it to taunt her. It’s actually got a pretty banging bass line!

💀#brewers

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