#xenoxxx's electricity grid is robust and definitely not over-stretched #teletext

Xenoxxx getting up to speed on the 15 minute city thing #teletext

Lunch is fusion cuisine.

Thursday election. Failure to scan into a polling station by 2000h will result in a mandatory appointment at the Re-Alignment Centre. #xenoxxx

The rumour spreaders have been crushed by the official verdict on Goulash Gary's exemplary conduct while on the Xenoxxx visit to Stevenage. #teletext

With so much fake news from the MSM, The Orakle AI has meticulously distilled the UK news and purged it of deviant noise. #teletext

Vendors taking part in the Wigan-Xenograd civic twinning artisan grade ration distribution. Access strictly by "Pay-by-Palm" hand scanning #teletext

#xenoxxx announces the twinning of Wigan and Xenograd for the furthering of cultural synergy and resource optimization. #teletext

Good news for #xenoxxx citizens who may have had difficulties shopping these last few weeks. A new payment method is available. #teletext

#xenoxxx looking at Sector 7 redevelopment is impressed by Stevenage. #teletext

#xenoxxx introduces new internet safety protocols.#teletext

You can play the #xenoxxxx MIDI synthesiser in your browser. Ideally plug in your own MIDI keyboard or tootle with the on screen keyboard. www.xenoxxx.com/synth/

The #xenoxxx space program won't waste any more time on Mars. #teletext www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

#xenoxxx's arcade games are definitely not exploiting children in captcha farms. #teletext

#xenoxxx home design, reinterpreting "brutalist". #teletext

Follow up to #xenoxxx's Citizen Audit by ICE [Internal Conformity Enforcers] . #teletext

#xenoxxx using ICE to restore order in Residential Sector 7. #teletext

Due to some incidents in the Smoke Zone, #xenoxxx has issued further guidance. #teletext www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

#xenoxxx needs YOU to go to the coast and collect kelp. #teletext

#Xenoxxx wants you to do your patriotic duty, and trim your moustache for swifter face recognition by SABRE (Sentinel-AI Biometric Recognition Enforcer). #teletext

#Xenoxxx tweaks SABRE. Doesn't release the "Goujon Files". #teletext

New release v1.65 of #teletext editor wxTED. Adds a companion project TTIThumbnailProvider which adds a preview of TTI and EP1 files in Windows Explorer. github.com/peterkvt80/w...

#xenoxxx's AI Robot Chefs get a bit too creative. #teletext

May as well dive right in. Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball? According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’” Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...

#xenoxxx's AI Ambassador Goujon John recalled due to unexpected collateral effects. #teletext

If you need a Goujon for your John Deere you can get them here. Warning! Do not eat your John Deere Goujon. They are not edible. bartsparts.com/products/joh...

#xenoxxx announces the start of the annual Phonathon. #teletext www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

#Xenoxxx announces streamlining of the legal process in a #teletext page. By outsourcing all legal documents and official announcements to "The Orakle AI", the law will function much more effectively.

Pick a location, make a teletext template, fire up the server. Instant live #teletext weather page.

The #teletext news on Xenofax. Bad winter weather is coming but #Xenoxxx has a plan.

Community notes on X are funnier than the original joke. This note helpfully pointed out that as a Boomer I couldn't have fought in both World Wars.

Automated #Teletext weather page goes live. Get Moscow weather here www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

Vibe coded a weather server that takes a forecast from open-meteo.com and makes a teletext page. 0 lines of code written by me.

Earn Citizen Credits. Help clear "The Incident" rubble from Tunnel Four. Report to Adit A. Hail #xenoxxx

Threat from #xenoxxx has been greatly exaggerated. #teletext

New release v1.62 of wxTED #teletext editor. github.com/peterkvt80/w... Handy if you want to make #xenoxxx news pages like these. www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

The local vineyard has adopted our branding. Hail #Xenoxxx.

Bold move by #xenoxxx to bring stability to Greenland and the Arctic region. #teletext www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

In the world of #xenoxxx you have free speech. the freedom to say anything that the state has approved. #teletext

In an alternate dimension, #xenoxxx bows to pressure and withdraws the unpopular and intrusive CitizenCard scheme.

Meanwhile, in the dystopian world of #xenoxxx comes a #teletext page.

On the bright side, at least Trump won’t invade the UK…

Proclamation from #Xenoxxx. Mandatory for citizens to read and understand. #teletext.

Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷‍♀️

I had a brush with The Police

New release of wxTED #teletext editor. github.com/peterkvt80/w...

Happy New Year from your komrades at #Xenoxxx.

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

Using AI you can make Ceefax #teletext news pages with less than 100 lines of code. Unfortunately the AI churns out somewhat robotic phrases.

Komrades can now witness firsthand the unwavering progress and monumental achievements of Xenoxxx now that a dedicated showcase of multimedia has been added. www.xenoxxx.com