Xenoxxx reminds consumers to use the new name "Beet Marmalade". This embodies the will of the people and is a symbol of our national progress and dignity. #teletext

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

If you have a MIDI keyboard that plugs into a computer you can try my analogue synthesiser. www.xenoxxx.com/synth/

There is something wonderfully Digitiser-esque about this piece

I Fostered a Dog today 😜

Artemis launch in #teletext level 2.5

Xenoxxx is disappointed to learn that some people thought that our bunker holiday lets were an April Fools hoax. Here is a link to the Fake News media for you doubters. www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/2597967...

Xenoxxx declines to help in Hormuz. #teletext

Happy Ceefax Holidays Day! 🏝️ #teletext

Xenoxxx is proud to announce the rehabilitation of the RSG9 tunnel complex after the unfortunate incident ten years ago. #teletext

"He Had To Watch The Game on Teletext". Original painting on cardboard packaging.

I have discovered edit.tf #pixelart / #teletext

To make teletext pictures like this: www.xenoxxx.com/bridger/#bro... use www.xenoxxx.com/quant/

A new breakthrough in Xenoxxx's photorealistic image manipulation. #teletext

Warp level 2.5. Condition Orange. #teletext

Xenoxxx is strengthening cooperation with Greenland in a technology exchange. #teletext

Xenoxxx has a rebranding effort. #teletext

Have you seen any rogue snowmobiles? Xenoxxx is offering rewards for their capture. #teletext

USS Bridger with a minimal crew for space trials. Quite a way to go until the final commissioning. #teletext

If you see a red shirt on board USS Bridger, it might be Bamber Boozler. #teletext

Work continues on the Bridger app. The #teletext service browser is mostly complete.

Citizens who engraved their palm with an image of #xenoxxx's Great Hero Goujon John might need a little aftercare today. #teletext

Some people have been upset about removing the likeness of our great hero from banknotes. #xenoxxx leads the way in innovative and permanent solutions #teletext

#xenoxxx embraces all the possibilities of Kefir #teletext

Ok this is brilliant youtu.be/niMKvJ-Itq8?...

#xenoxxx appoints the "new sweet but firm" Chief Judge. #teletext

#xenoxxx's election protocols eliminate the risk of "family voting" thus ensuring fair and robust results for preserving democracy. #teletext

#xenoxxx's electricity grid is robust and definitely not over-stretched #teletext

Xenoxxx getting up to speed on the 15 minute city thing #teletext

Lunch is fusion cuisine.

Thursday election. Failure to scan into a polling station by 2000h will result in a mandatory appointment at the Re-Alignment Centre. #xenoxxx

The rumour spreaders have been crushed by the official verdict on Goulash Gary's exemplary conduct while on the Xenoxxx visit to Stevenage. #teletext

With so much fake news from the MSM, The Orakle AI has meticulously distilled the UK news and purged it of deviant noise. #teletext

Vendors taking part in the Wigan-Xenograd civic twinning artisan grade ration distribution. Access strictly by "Pay-by-Palm" hand scanning #teletext

#xenoxxx announces the twinning of Wigan and Xenograd for the furthering of cultural synergy and resource optimization. #teletext

Good news for #xenoxxx citizens who may have had difficulties shopping these last few weeks. A new payment method is available. #teletext

#xenoxxx looking at Sector 7 redevelopment is impressed by Stevenage. #teletext

#xenoxxx introduces new internet safety protocols.#teletext

You can play the #xenoxxxx MIDI synthesiser in your browser. Ideally plug in your own MIDI keyboard or tootle with the on screen keyboard. www.xenoxxx.com/synth/

The #xenoxxx space program won't waste any more time on Mars. #teletext www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

#xenoxxx's arcade games are definitely not exploiting children in captcha farms. #teletext

#xenoxxx home design, reinterpreting "brutalist". #teletext

Follow up to #xenoxxx's Citizen Audit by ICE [Internal Conformity Enforcers] . #teletext

#xenoxxx using ICE to restore order in Residential Sector 7. #teletext

Due to some incidents in the Smoke Zone, #xenoxxx has issued further guidance. #teletext www.xenoxxx.com/muttlee/?ser...

#xenoxxx needs YOU to go to the coast and collect kelp. #teletext

#Xenoxxx wants you to do your patriotic duty, and trim your moustache for swifter face recognition by SABRE (Sentinel-AI Biometric Recognition Enforcer). #teletext

#Xenoxxx tweaks SABRE. Doesn't release the "Goujon Files". #teletext