The teletext/subtitles were stuck on one of the TVs at the gym. This text stayed there during a romantic comedy, ads for steak knives and a news break. I, for one, welcome our consent-aware teletext overlords.

I'm working on a "digitiser" that takes a hand drawn page and turns it into a teletext page. It's looking promising.

Using only one ingenious tile design, you can make a lot of patterns just by rotating them. oyo.github.io/kirox/?page=...

Two weeks to go until #Retrofest2026. Finalising floppy disk images for Gotek drives and re-testing set-ups. Oh, look, Ceefax tells me “Look Mum No Computer” didn’t win last night. What a pity. Nice chap.

Trump wins the Brownpeace Environment Award. Xenofax p166 #xenoxxx www.xenoxxx.com/bridger/#bro...

Do not use any Beak-On Industries product. There are more humane ways of guarding your abacus. #xenoxxx

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

There’s literally always a tweet.

Angiiiiine de Poitriiiiiiiiiinnnneeee #teletext version (with new stuff that lights up). 😎 ✋🔺🤚 #anginedepoitrine @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social #pixelart #monochrome #animation #ceefax #telidon #1bit #microtonal #artrock #mathrock

Free tier AI coding was limiting me to about three prompts a day. A few gigs of downloads later my GPU is now earning its keep by running AI locally.

This is from X The Everything App so I obviously can't vouch for its accuracy but I love this bloke making sure he finishes his pudding

Xenoxxx reminds consumers to use the new name "Beet Marmalade". This embodies the will of the people and is a symbol of our national progress and dignity. #teletext

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

If you have a MIDI keyboard that plugs into a computer you can try my analogue synthesiser. www.xenoxxx.com/synth/

There is something wonderfully Digitiser-esque about this piece

I Fostered a Dog today 😜

Artemis launch in #teletext level 2.5

Xenoxxx is disappointed to learn that some people thought that our bunker holiday lets were an April Fools hoax. Here is a link to the Fake News media for you doubters. www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/2597967...

Xenoxxx declines to help in Hormuz. #teletext

Happy Ceefax Holidays Day! 🏝️ #teletext

Xenoxxx is proud to announce the rehabilitation of the RSG9 tunnel complex after the unfortunate incident ten years ago. #teletext

"He Had To Watch The Game on Teletext". Original painting on cardboard packaging.

I have discovered edit.tf #pixelart / #teletext

To make teletext pictures like this: www.xenoxxx.com/bridger/#bro... use www.xenoxxx.com/quant/

A new breakthrough in Xenoxxx's photorealistic image manipulation. #teletext

Warp level 2.5. Condition Orange. #teletext

Xenoxxx is strengthening cooperation with Greenland in a technology exchange. #teletext

Xenoxxx has a rebranding effort. #teletext

Have you seen any rogue snowmobiles? Xenoxxx is offering rewards for their capture. #teletext

USS Bridger with a minimal crew for space trials. Quite a way to go until the final commissioning. #teletext

If you see a red shirt on board USS Bridger, it might be Bamber Boozler. #teletext

Work continues on the Bridger app. The #teletext service browser is mostly complete.

Citizens who engraved their palm with an image of #xenoxxx's Great Hero Goujon John might need a little aftercare today. #teletext

Some people have been upset about removing the likeness of our great hero from banknotes. #xenoxxx leads the way in innovative and permanent solutions #teletext

#xenoxxx embraces all the possibilities of Kefir #teletext

Ok this is brilliant youtu.be/niMKvJ-Itq8?...

#xenoxxx appoints the "new sweet but firm" Chief Judge. #teletext

#xenoxxx's election protocols eliminate the risk of "family voting" thus ensuring fair and robust results for preserving democracy. #teletext

#xenoxxx's electricity grid is robust and definitely not over-stretched #teletext

Xenoxxx getting up to speed on the 15 minute city thing #teletext

Lunch is fusion cuisine.

Thursday election. Failure to scan into a polling station by 2000h will result in a mandatory appointment at the Re-Alignment Centre. #xenoxxx

The rumour spreaders have been crushed by the official verdict on Goulash Gary's exemplary conduct while on the Xenoxxx visit to Stevenage. #teletext

With so much fake news from the MSM, The Orakle AI has meticulously distilled the UK news and purged it of deviant noise. #teletext

Vendors taking part in the Wigan-Xenograd civic twinning artisan grade ration distribution. Access strictly by "Pay-by-Palm" hand scanning #teletext

#xenoxxx announces the twinning of Wigan and Xenograd for the furthering of cultural synergy and resource optimization. #teletext

Good news for #xenoxxx citizens who may have had difficulties shopping these last few weeks. A new payment method is available. #teletext