This is what I mean. ASIO fucks up and Bondi occurs, ASIO fucks up and a bombing almost happens. The RC should have come to the conclusion that the ASIO seriously needs to up their game

The thing I love about Autism YouTube is that there are relatively alright graphic design and editing skills and it's all sunk into shit like this

Someone tell Thomas Sewell to hop on Wolfenstein 3D #auspol

Say, what could that stand for?

Happy now

love how I have these settings turned on, yet I never see any reposts by people I follow

Yes yes yes! Left or right First nations, new migrants or settler origin folk, all get to make a silly Aussie pun with each other. A nation that can smile together will find a way to mend its other fissures

Factually, I doubt there is ever going to be a “Date to Change” for Australia Day. We oughta celebrate Australian History throughout the year along with a day dedicated to celebrating every part of Australian Culture. #auspol

For people confused, I believe that we should have multiple Australian celebratory holidays for major triumphs in Australian History. At the LEAST, we should add another Australia Day called “Mates’ Day” on May 8th and have it essentially be Australia Day Part 2.

Happy First Fleet Arrival Day! Let’s try and not get swept up by the new hate speech laws, yeah? Police are probably out in full force today. #auspol

I've been keeping around a conservative friend of mine as a test of my "Live and Love Free or Die" political philosophy Somehow, he's becoming slightly more and more moderate with his views as I explain my opposing views to his

Is that the fucking FBI???? 😭😭😭🫩🫩🫩

Some motherfuckers gotta be disturbed because who is WATCHING this :sob:

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I'm gonna have to pistol start MAP28 aren't I

I just accidentally overwrote my save and now I've lost all my shit Ceptor is GETTING UPSET!!!!

>Whoever made the Lost Soul www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN2R...

I'm so close to beating Doom 2 on UV. I braved The Ultimate Doom on UV, so I can't wait to basically nuke the Icon of Sin faster than you can say "oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT"

God I’d fuck GlaDOS if I was given the chance. She’s a fucking hottie and I’m not going to deny it

Of course it's the fucking WEF. It's always the WEF.

Barron Trump Sideplot:

Give this a go, why dontcha? Windows: www.mediafire.com/file/nqvei4f... Linux: www.mediafire.com/file/pijnqzz... MacOS: www.youareanidiot.cc

Marty Supreme: Very good movie, I fucking hate Mauser and Rachael though. 4.5/5 #review

Doom 2 is a far different feeling game than Doom 1, prove me wrong

Imagine once they do split Albanese's all like "LOL! Ooops! Sorry! Let me just repeal that now the Coalition's permanently fractured" #auspol

>Can a bovine write a symphony? Can a bovine turn a... canvas into a beautiful masterpiece? >"Moo"

The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”

MARTY SUPREME AUSTRALIA RELEASE TOMORROW (I'm excited because I'm gonna hopefully see it with my best mate I never actually got to truly hang out with for months)

@sleepy4ever.bsky.social Hi! Sorry! I was hunkered down for four days fixing a bug that was driving me insane. How you doing? You oughta talk to Crowley if things are getting rough in there

It's quite interesting how the current Administration tries to do astroturfing campaigns on this website.

Their idea of "Australian Patriots" are practically just whinging poms, lead by the world's biggest idiot. Like, Hugo, can't you propose getting more Australians working perchance, can't you back fee-free TAFE? Lowering university costs? More Australians working in jobs loosens reliance on migration

Palantir? Top Australian clearance? You serious?

"Proper Australians", Littleproud says

Are the three months up already? #auspol

Anyone know how to cheese Portal Chamber 18

CONFUSING: Did This Guy Say A Talking Point You Agree With Or Not

Thy Flesh Consumed can suck my fucking dick

@johnromero.bsky.social What the fuck did you huff during your speed map that became Perfect Hatred… Hell Beneath was alright but Perfect Hatred started off with “Oh yeah he’s playing on UV? Quake levels of spongy monsters, woe be upon him”

Take my white tee off, spin it like a helicopter Oh fuck, I’m levitating faster and faster In the sky, shirt’s still spinning round and round Promptly get shot down, viscera the ground

He looks like an emo Hans Landa

"No, we don't associate with ICE, can you come eat our slop bowls now?"

Sometimes when I go on a bender and work on my games and stuff, I look up and like fifteen things in the #uspol and #auspol news spaces just happened and I'm stuck wondering what the hell everyone's posting about...

excellent work by @theonion.com this month