People sometimes ask, "when are you going to update your Soundcloud?" I'm updating it now and removing all my shit. Fuck you Soundcloud and fuck your AI learning.

YIKES @soundcloud.dev no thank you

John Hammond spared many expenses but one thing that probably could have saved Jurassic Park, besides paying Nedry? Better wildlife care team/ enclosures. Give the carnivores more than Big Fence And Trees and even Rexy would be like “oh hey Alan, rough weather. Have a good one!”

One time Man on the Internet ate my tortilla chips :(

I would never want to be the most subscribed YouTube channel because it seems everyone who held that title in recent memory (PewDiePie, T-Series, Mr Beast) have been awful people

My sweet dog Ellie’s meds make her hungry so now she’s staring longingly at anything remotely resembling a food

It’s a fact that the best dog in the world is your dog. Therefore on the tier list of everyone but me, Ellie is the second best dog in the world

If you as you are were in Squid Game, in which game would you most likely get eliminated? Can be from seasons 1 or 2. Note: Saying "nah, I'd win" or something similar will get you eliminated :)

Name a single saiyan named Vegeta. I’ll wait. You can’t, can you?

Thanks for watching! The series finale of Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story is out now! youtu.be/3EGPcODU_ok

Dogs are tubes with legs that love you Discuss

Every couple of weeks someone tries to gas up absolute dogshit and say something like “enough time has passed. We can all admit Superman 64 was a masterpiece” and offer no further evidence that it was actually good Only these days its specifically gassing up Sonic 06

Happy anniversary Undertale Yellow! It won’t be this week but Soon you might be seeing some more UTY :)

Given recent trends it would be totally in character for Evil Internet Man to make a pump and dump called ScamCoin, the most honest meme coin, and run off with your money. I the real person on the other hand am not a jackass

If you believe the sheer number of “NEW DEAL” emails I get advertising something for the same price it’s always sold, Black Friday never ends

It is time to be thankful for copious amounts of potatoes

Congrats on the mil on peak @alexinternetman.bsky.social 👏👏👏

Yo hook me up rando I’d love to get to know the creator

“Can non-domesticated animals in captivity love us or do they just see us as sources of food” is a question that regularly haunts me

thought of the dayyy🤔

I present to you a Hear Me Out that makes more sense with context I may or may not give

I had a dream where they took away my license to be funny :(

Finally updated my commission sheet! I'll have commissions open for a bit as I'm looking into saving money so please consider supporting me! I will probably add more pages later! Yes I will also draw Undertale Yellow stuff if you like :D !

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There’s a lot right now I can’t control. What I CAN control is me and my channel. I’m not going anywhere. Whatever is in your life that you can control, embrace it and fight like hell for it. Things will suck. But one needs stability in a storm to get through it.

The entire economy of Galar depends on Pokemon getting really big, this is because influential British people have a growth fetish, in this essay I will

A lot of people go to singalongs for Nightmare Before Christmas and just sing This Is Halloween. Real gamers do it ALL.

I was today years old when I learned that in the Godzilla verse, Battra is not a bat but is actually a moth

Some old art of my version of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, I still really like them!

Baby

Puppies That is all

Is there any less appealing descriptor of a collection of stuff than "wad"

shout out to everyone busting their ass to get archive.org back up and running you’re all heroes literally the world worse without archive in it

Good night Bluesky nation I expect to wake up to this post having 2 million likes and 4 million comments 😴🛌

Now that this app is becoming more popular, there has unfortunately been an influx of right wing accounts I highly recommend subscribing to this blocklist if you want to avoid this type of content bsky.app/profile/did:...

Zelda animation I've done based on old manual artwork. A thread!

Man BlueSky is so nice, one day I might even…….. post about my OCs here……..

The duality of man.

You will now behold my dog

Uh shoot we posting things we’re interested in? But my likes are so eclectic I guess - Mario - Deltarune — Undertale — Undertale Yellow - Chrono Trigger - Paper Mario - Red Pandas - Vox Machina - Puppies - The Wild Robot - Helldivers - Captain America - Mega Man - Gravity Falls - Mountain Monsters

This can be REMEDIED!

Okay but the most important question for this app Where are the red pandas

No idea how often I’ll remember this is here but it’s here in case The Muskrat Site crashes and burns!