Since birth.

Benito Bowl is liiiiive

Hello I am my ex-gf.... Wait.

I would've dumped this on coach instead of the Gatorade. Missed opportunity.

🐈‍⬛🐈

Also this Mucinex is disgusting. It's menthol flavored. Tastes like someone mixed Listerine and Newports in a blender and said "BOOM! Medicine" But this shit works like a charm. 10/10 would suffer again

I'm high on Mucinex, talking bout haboobs and writing scripts live on a call.... What could go wrong?

Let's make this bread!🤑🤑🤑

I approve this message!

Jade storm outfit was 🤤🤤🔥🔥

Yeetman is the champ baybeeee!!!

I haven't watched WrestleMania in yeeeeeeears but I decided to pick up wrestling again at the end of last year and now I'm fully invested. Now I'm here for Yeetamania

I usually tell my friends "ihyfab" at least once per day. For those not fluent, that's "I hate you. Funky ass, bitch" Keeps the relationship strong.

Thinking about starting an OnlyFans so I can get fucked properly, instead of letting my PMs do it against my consent.

My favorite part of work is Microsoft Edge, I enjoy the constant teasing all day.

Sucka blaatttt or whatever Zelensky said to Vance

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Tifosi bitches!

King Lewis is gonna be on my screen in a couple of hours. Skipping all meetings that start afterwards

Me at work right now looking at my coworker who tried to correct me for no reason

A lot of Skinner and Sephiroth dialogue is interchangeable

Absolutely disgusting.

Dame is cooking🫡🔥🔥

They really said here's some AI blacks so y'all can feel less racist

The layers of "wtf" here are strong lmfaooooo

Me after 3.2 seconds in the vagina

Damn... What happened? This ain't a safe space for me? I see a lot of black voices being upset. 👀👀

If you're enjoying Bluesky and you don't want it to turn into the cesspool of hate that Twitter did, you best speak up now. Cut that 'I don't know what to say' shit out and amplify Black and queer voices, because the BS team ain't listening to us.

Not that twitter is x and tweets are Xs or whateverthefuck, can Bluesky claim skeets and tweets?

Damn I haven't skeeted in a minute. What's new in the land of blue skies?

The SKEETER system: S - Struggle K - Keep your hoemies and hoes close, they're precious E - Elevate yourself and others E - Earn all the coin and then spend it cause you only live once T - Titty/Taco Tuesdays are holy, cherish them E - Eliminate bigots and racists R - Rage against _____

I might live skeet work tomorrow cause, why tf not? What could possibly go wrong?!?!?

Wait... I might have to do that. I thought my audience was gonna be small so I was saving it.

I need the definition of the word. Also, origin? This is gonna be tricky.

Reskeet if you like big butts and you cannot lie

Okay gotta get back to the FF16 grind. ✌🏾

Deaf Jam Vendetta

I'm a simple man, I see butt pic. I like butt pic. Judge yourself. Wait can y'all see my likes like on Twitter?!?!?

don’t let me find out who tried to bite they better goin off to fly a kite in a firefight

BREAKING: Twitter

Someone refresh my memory. Does Nancy have any kids or did she swallow them all?

Are there any Nancy Reagan stans here? Looking for my tribe.

Max Verstappen is an asshole lmaooo. Who pits on lap 69/71? The level of disrespect is astronomical.

If you're part of the gaming industry – media, dev, PR, or just a fan! – share this, uh, "sky" (wtf is it if it's not a tweet?!) and leave a note below so we can all find each other!

How Musk stop tweets and preach non-violence? Shh, He bout to start speech, c'mon silence. On one starry night, I saw the light. Heard a voice said they lost google rights, well sure you right!

Hi! I’m Davis. 👋 I’m an occasional solo game dev. My game, PlayBound, is currently on hiatus. ☺️

"I'd like to solve..."

acab includes big boss man