made this little poncho doohickey today

wow guys I have a catfish on here lmao

is it controversial to say that the big fish sandwich from Burger King is so good

did not win the lottery back to posting booty pics I guess

getting back into it 🧶

Swam in the ocean tooooo much my face is so burnt

Left myself with no gas how rude

Idk!!!

hey

yeehaw season

posting once again

beach day loading

busy being a goofy goober lately

About to find out if I have enough yarn to make the matching bottoms

if it’s not one thing it’s another

Y’all ever had those cutwater can margaritas lmfao I’m drunk

guys it turns out that interacting with real ppl, eating veggies and getting fresh air and exercise is actually good for u 😭

me lately

Omg I found my leftover bean burrito from yesterday this is the best news

Worked all day then cracked open a cold one the true amerian dream they say

My jeep is gaslighting me

Anyone need a ride

hello :)

hey

I can’t decide what color nails to get today

I go outside every once in a while

Im chilly pls warm me up

I’m crocheting a beach dress to entice summer to hurry up pls

hey there

Gonna have. A meltdown bc Taco Bell wouldn’t let me swap for potatoes today

Made some strawberry rolls 🍓🍽️

used all my eggs making lava cakes last night RIP

can’t find my social security card for the life of me but at least I found a tiny hair clip I lost and a ton of super old junk mail

lookin for a valentine

Should I start a knitting project or start building my bird of paradise lego

hey there

Omw to eat some deviled eggs

this is me on occasion

happy weekend 🩷 #tattoos

ok now she’s finished

Need to weave the loose ends in but this is my first little project on my knitting machine

They did not have a single banana at Costco 🥲

happy weekend 🩷 #tattoos

I walked past a ton of snake plants set out on the curb earlier I’m gonna bring my car and see if they’re still there 🤠

good evening, say it back? :) #nsfw #nude #curvy #booty #tattoos #realgirls #butt #ass

bread I baked for my neighbors in exchange for eggs from their chickens

365 medium > 75 hard

what’s goin on

this is literally me

I wanna go to the beach :( I’m so tired of being cold