aaaaand now I rest

Call my street the Viper Room in 1995 bc it’s fuckin’ LIT

Don’t mind if I do

I have like an hour of downtime. Ask away! ngl.link/cliffysmalls

Maudlin as hell, but Sinatra’s version is so good.

I have a small % of my 401(k) in a 2045 target date fund that’s returned a whopping 0.91% YTD. Have bonds done that poorly this year?

Pope Leo vs. Franklin Graham

Most underrated cultural Christmas phenomenon

This one’s assembled. Time for some Super Mario World

Can anyone read the clock???

OMG

Didn’t the ref say it was 1st and 10?

This is embarrassing.

Ugh, more like Caullin Lazy

“Do what you have to do now so you can do what you want to do later” - On the wall at Jimmy John’s

You know, maybe the model is just bad

lol Phillip

I’ve managed to save the new season of Southern Charm until PTO. Time to check in on my favorite idiots.

Closes laptop Realizes house is empty Turns on Switch

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

#ToyAssemblyGang Let’s gooooooo

It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.

The last couple years, after the smug superiority underpinning Michigan fans’ claim on the 2013 national championship after Louisville’s penalties were released >>>>>>>

Surely there are no Republicans in Napa

Your timeline has been blessed by DJ Moore’s cheese shredder hat

Do people that don’t live in NYC or Chicago remember what having a good time was like before Uber? Christ.

#LooseCoffee w milk, as a treat

Why does the plaque read “circa 1937?” We know the day this happened!

lol, lmao, lol, lmao

PHRASING

Something I’ve come to understand is workers’ job market confidence isn’t necessarily about whether they have a good job, but their sense of their risk of being laid off and whether they could find a new job which is reflected more in hiring and quits rate.

Seeing Oasis live in Chicago. Still gives me chills thinking about it.

I’m having to check sums in a slide someone else built and can’t get excel to recognize the values as numbers. I’ve never felt more dumb. But not as dumb as the person not embedding Excel tables into the slide so I could JUST CHECK THE DAMN MATH.

Louisville basketball coach asked if a local coffee chain could open an hour earlier since his Starbucks is closed for renovations. Local shop (Heine Bros) said we got you fam Shot, chaser

Power’s out. Time for Mahjong by candlelight.

Lol

I’m so close to not having to schedule my life around naps.

TEDDY B Progressive commercial!

Top Gun (re-release like 15 years ago), The Hangover, American Pie, The Matrix, Jurassic Park.

Wife is away, I miss her, eating something stupid Is Wingstop actually good?

I had this on a t-shirt

7yo just handed me a Christmas list addendum: Automatic pencil sharpener Desk Chair Nice paper Post-it Notes Pencils that don’t break

A charter school, but their differentiator is they don’t close for less than 6” of snow and there’s no NTI/snow packets when they do.

I’m not too hungry, but sure I’ll take a slice for dinner.

Looking for a last minute gift for a loved one or yourself? Bombas’ Gripper Slippers are undefeated

Big ol cup of caffeine-free diabetes

Well this is no good

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I welcome a diversity of well-considered perspectives on how to fix the healthcare system. YMMV.