I'm at the "I need a sweet treat after eating so I'll have a date" age 🫠🫠 The 30s are weird LOL

One thing I love about being a slow runner, at the end of the race there is no one else in my finisher pics bc everyone else is already done 😂😂

I've been doing a lot of networking and informational interviews in an attempt to change my job search strategy. People keep asking me my "dream job" and I just dontttt haaaavvveee onnnneeee‼️ I don't dream of labor. 🗣️

Sorry, mom, for 💩💩 on the floor and then trying to eat a glue stick tonight 😻

Ok this is gonna be my new hobby to take up my time. Juni already tried to eat the glue 😩😩😩

You know what’s hot? Being a good fucking person.

Nothing worse than figuring out what you wanna eat then the store is closed 😩😩

The sadness I feel when I see a meme that I really want to send to someone that I will never speak to ever again 😩

Fck, def not sleeping well today 🫠🫠😨

I spend like 90% of my time on the 'Discover' feed, is something wrong with me? *No one answer that*

Me, walking into work on Monday😑😑

Congress better hurry up and settle the shutdown before everyone figures out they’re nonessential personnel.

I'm running out of cute little hobbies to try that will help me ignore the trauma of the American experience. Drop your hobbies plz! Obvi I've done paint x number, I'm already a baker so I've got that on lock, I have a 1/2 finished scarf in my closet and I've done needlepoint rugs. What's next?? 🫠

The problem is, it's 430p, I ran 5 miles today and I cannot remember if I ate at all. 😨😨😨😨

It is Sunday. I did a long run this morning and now I'm cuddling my kitties and dancing to #OceanMan x #Ween in my kitchen. I am blessed ✨💖

👁️👁️ 👄 : ::::::: ¥—:::::::::—¥ ::::::: :::: :: : :…. :…….. the dna strand from Jurassic park if she slayed

I'm single bc I wake mfs up like this and who really wants that 😞😂😂😂😂

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

I'm really fcking tired of seeing these straight down drops in my investing account WTF ‼️‼️‼️

A Review 🧵 On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous I don't normally do reviews, but low-key some things need to be saiiddddd 😑

failure brings you freedom 🤝🏻 everything you lose is a step you take

I get what I want! And what I want right now is a #calavera running hat 😅 I've been looking at it for like 2 yrs might as well just get it

I fckn hate when men mansplain to me, but truly what do they have left at their disposal to help themselves feel superior to me?

You ever just start crashing out bc you're on the bus for too long? God damn

And that's why it has to be Dr. Zayne or leave me TF alone 😅😅💕 #lads #zayne

Oof same 😨😨😨

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The winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize is: María Corina Machado

Me, at a networking event, just yapping about my cats 😻>>>>

OMG, I'm on the spooky trolley and I don't even care bc it was 22mins late 😑😑😑

Ballies!

Today's anxiety and subsequent attack is bc my teeth hurt 😭

I swear to god I just heard the Jumanji drums somewhere in my apt complex

Lol 😅🫠

Ok, I think I'm just gonna do a junk journal!

Think I wanna dye my hair ginger real, real bad. Maybe for my 36th birthday I'll do it

So the American taxpayer eats it twice, once on tariffs and again on a second farm bailout. I’m glad farmers are getting help, no one should lose their farm, but it’s remarkable how fast “socialism” stops being a dirty word when the checks clear in red counties.

Me, two hours later, thinking of how I could have flirted better 🥲😅

Me, but I just haven't been actually doing the second part 😅

whoever decided on tying health insurance to our employment: ya mom’s a hoe.

I applied for a post graduate certificate bc something is genuinely wrong with me

Every time I think Juni maybe hurt herself, I cry, like she lost one of her 9 lives 😞 and yet she goes on living. I've never raised a companion animal from such a tiny age, I have a lot of growing to do🤭

it is hard to feel motivated to do normal things

Fccccckkkkk, everything is sooo expensive 😭😭😭💔 I can't take it anymore

Happy #Caturday 😻

Um, the slay of the opening night sticker... Hello?! 🌟🌟🌟 So excited to see my friend kill it tonight!! #arden #falsettos

Ice is kidnapping black citizens in Chicago in the middle of the night.

Anyone else literally vibrating w anxiety? Just me? 🥲🥲🥲 Ok, that's cool lol🫠

Just finished my first ever successful salted caramel!!! >>>