Bodacious Monk
@stoppostingisaac.bsky.social
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im the worst
Finally I can be Gargamel like I always wanted
about 11 hours ago
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For my April Fools Day joke this year I have terrible diarrhea
2 days ago
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Karl "xXBl4ckR0seXx" Marx
2 days ago
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I told my coworker who I do not like to ask my furry coworker if he's doing anything yiffy this weekend
2 days ago
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Thinkin of becoming a planet
2 days ago
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Thinking of doing drugs (Zyrtec)
3 days ago
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A woman wearing a Garfield and Odie rain coat while driving a car, detailed to have Mickey Mouse dabbing on the side
3 days ago
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In stealth games there should be a 1% chance you skid your foot against the pavement and alert the guards
3 days ago
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Getting into an epic show stopping sword fight with one of these bad boys
6 days ago
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When I'm president I'm gonna make it illegal to breathe
6 days ago
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I have early onset Oppenheimer
6 days ago
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Dulcie has drip
7 days ago
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I wanna have sex with your angina
8 days ago
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There I cropped your picture was that so hard
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8 days ago
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C. Robert Cargill
9 days ago
If J.K. Rowling had fucked a kid or said the N-word, this wouldn't even be a discussion. So if you ever wonder why the trans community doesn't feel like anyone has their backs *gestures wildly at Bluesky today*
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🇯🇵 American Rushdown '94 🏳️🌈
9 days ago
the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut down
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Idk what's more embarrassing a customer listening to So Far Away by Staind or the fact that I'm able to instantly recognize So Far Away by Staind
14 days ago
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Therapist: you don't have to post every thought you have Me (frantically typing): my goofy ass when I steal a balloon on free balloon day
14 days ago
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Just got clocked as an anime fan by my movie theater ticket taker I have to end my life now
14 days ago
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Cat Scratch Fever
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14 days ago
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Does anyone know my password I can't remember it
15 days ago
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Cross your heart? Hope to die? Stick a poodle in your eye?
16 days ago
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Stop it you're scaring the ghosts
16 days ago
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In my leprechaun era
17 days ago
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CEO of Fleshlight: "alright, time to try out our new product" (takes one stroke and fakes an orgasm)
18 days ago
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Going on a journey of self discovery where the person I began as is fundamentally different from the person I end up as, anyone want anything?
20 days ago
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We're gonna use a hydrochloric acid neti pot on you
20 days ago
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Has anyone said New York Titty before
20 days ago
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Thinking of getting laminated
20 days ago
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Anyone know any countries that need an iron fisted dictator, I'm looking for a change in career path
20 days ago
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Sped, pirated One Missed Call and streamed it to my friends over Discord, treason
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20 days ago
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Humans can't get ADHD. Only cats can. If you've been diagnosed with ADHD, you're a furry, even if you don't know it.
20 days ago
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Customer just rolled up smoking a cigarette and crying and that is a whole ass mood
20 days ago
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My work has a Labubu on the counter. Anyone know how to exorcize demons
21 days ago
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You could never explain WWI to me. How does a terrorist attack in one part of the world lead to one or multiple wars in completely unrelated parts of the world oh wait shit
21 days ago
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A customer gave me a hat and scarf set today why does this keep happening I'm scared
21 days ago
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eri, clavicle shortener
23 days ago
okay okay okay so Neopets has a partnership with a company called Geekify for all physical merch. Geekify ran a kickstarter a while ago for a Neopets TTRPG and raised around 425K to ship a unique noncombat focused TTRPG centering around the existing Neopets world and lore.
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(the Click Five voice) cuz she's bittersweet, she suckles on my teat
23 days ago
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We really gotta free Sirhan Sirhan and let him do his thing man
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26 days ago
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Tiago Peixoto
27 days ago
In 2013 Aaron Swartz committed suicide for facing 35 years in prison for mass downloading scientific articles. 13 years later, Meta is almost getting away with an infraction orders of magnitude larger. The law didn't change.
torrentfreak.com/uploading-pi...
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Uploading Pirated Books via BitTorrent Qualifies as Fair Use, Meta Argues * TorrentFreak
In an ongoing lawsuit, Meta now argues that uploading pirated books to strangers via BitTorrent qualifies as fair use.
https://torrentfreak.com/uploading-pirated-books-via-bittorrent-qualifies-as-fair-use-meta/
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Absolutely lost in the sauce
27 days ago
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LGBT ally Peter Frampton: ooh baby I love the gays
27 days ago
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So how do we feel about the guy who came into my work with not only the popped collar but also the popped lapel on his sports jacket
28 days ago
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Grant Brisbee
30 days ago
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Jack Newbold
about 1 month ago
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The great thing about living on the Eastern shore of Maryland is it snowed like three days ago and today it's 70 and sunny Just a perpetual state of "I have no idea what to wear today"
30 days ago
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In these difficult times I would like to let it be known that my outfit is fucking amazing
about 1 month ago
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I'm going to commit crimes. But not sex crimes. What do you think I am, a criminal
about 1 month ago
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I just coped with the news by listening to jazz and doing a fuck ton of D&D work and now I'm going to unwind by watching the most brainless thing I can get my hands on.
about 1 month ago
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