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im the worst
What if a couple's song was Turbo Lover by Judas Priest
about 10 hours ago
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Hung out with this thing on my lunch break
about 15 hours ago
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What if I ate an egg
2 days ago
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Just went to Bootyville and no one knew you. Like they didn't want to talk about you. Just uncomfortable stares and reminders to "leave the past in the past." I checked the restricted section in the archives. You died a mysterious death in the 1950s, dude.
4 days ago
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[squidpunk]
8 days ago
I can't watch this without laughing uncontrollably.
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Anyone else put cyanide on their eggs
8 days ago
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I choose the method of my execution as poisoned Milky Way bar with the limited edition wrapper
8 days ago
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(buying crack) so does this have any refills or
8 days ago
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Anyone want some silica gel
10 days ago
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Had a dream there was a country named Meowth and they were sick of Pokemon jokes
10 days ago
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Thinking about a nice tall frothy mug of bleach 🤤
10 days ago
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Opportunistic Infection is a really good name for a band
10 days ago
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Decided we need to bring back eunichs
11 days ago
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The fukkin GOAT, man
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ProPublica
13 days ago
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
https://www.propublica.org/article/alex-pretti-shooting-cbp-agents-identified-jesus-ochoa-raymundo-garcia?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=propublica-bsky
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Final Destination-ass icicle
16 days ago
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Thinking of growing feathers
17 days ago
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After two hours of struggling with emulator, I'm live!
www.twitch.tv/stopstreamin...
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StopStreamingIsaac - Twitch
I'm rad as hell and I can't take it anymore
https://www.twitch.tv/stopstreamingisaac?sr=a
17 days ago
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So I feel like streaming for the first time in like five years or something, if I can get my shit working I'm going to be streaming Sonic Unleashed while continuing my bit from earlier today of discussing the political alignments of Sonic characters. For some reason.
17 days ago
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Vector the Crocodile is in the Epstein files Espio is a "neither right nor left" Andrew Yang type Charmie's too young for politics but he just learned about this guy named Sneako and he thinks he makes some really good points
18 days ago
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Can I use a bonus action to shoot myself in the head
19 days ago
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Charter School Abolitionist 🇻🇪
21 days ago
If you are an elected dem who voted to give money to ICE at any point, the apology needs to look like this
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scombro...
The gnomefish, aka the scombrops boops This is the fakest animal name of all time
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Scombrops boops - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scombrops_boops
21 days ago
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JVG 骨
3 months ago
I can make children read again
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"Go fuck yourself" - Tired, overplayed, honestly sounds like a good time "You're not coming to my birthday party" - Devastating, insulting at any age, I was really looking forward to it
23 days ago
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A 70 year old lady wearing a shirt that says "fart"
24 days ago
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Oh sure, Link can bomb people's walls and he'll find money and fairies, but when I do it, it's "terrorism."
24 days ago
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A nurse just asked me "oxycodone is for pain right?"
24 days ago
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This is also the customer I suspect is committing credit card fraud so that's funny
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24 days ago
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Just had a customer with a $10,000 deductible What are we doing man
24 days ago
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Just found out I'm the only one nobody's fucking in the sex cult
25 days ago
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Ammnontet!
about 1 month ago
nancy 5: the new adventures of sluggo
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If your pork is crackling, you should see a doctor
27 days ago
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To all my customers at my pharmacy, past, present and future: know that I am DEFINITELY making fun of your name behind your back, no matter how normal it is
28 days ago
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Pig ass
28 days ago
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In light of recent events, I've decided I'm no longer shitposting. It's all serious from here on out
28 days ago
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Cocks don't care about your feelings 😤
about 1 month ago
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"the meowppy guy"
about 1 month ago
"if you see this man tell him to kill himself" goes crazy. that's goin right in my pocket
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Oh sure, Bowser can kidnap someone and they'll still invite him to parties. But when I do it it's "creepy" and "illegal". 🙄
about 1 month ago
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P.A. Bastien
5 months ago
I need you to understand I have not designed a shitpost character this fast in my life
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Told someone the price of her medicine and she handed me her vape
about 1 month ago
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Just found out about boobs Life changing stuff
about 1 month ago
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Daniel Suitor
about 1 month ago
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
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Made the conscious decision to join a dating app Pray for my soul
about 1 month ago
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(Leona Lewis voice) keep beating, keep keep beating off
about 1 month ago
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Had a customer hand me their phone for Apple Pay and when it switched to the previous screen it was a text message that said "I have 21 goats"
about 1 month ago
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The Carfax Car Fox likes to car fux
about 1 month ago
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I feel like most of my problems could be solved if I had a beret
about 1 month ago
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You guys still ask your parents before going online
about 1 month ago
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If you're concerned about the size of your ejaculation, this podcast is for you
about 1 month ago
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