I told Dulcie she was a cat and she went mreawr I think she was agreeing with me

When are they gonna make a big budget Hunt the Wumpus movie

Breanna Wu:

Darkness aside There was a season one? WHEN???

Thinking of clipping of out of bounds

Going to super hell, where they send g*mers

This is gonna make people question my search history, and that's fine, but I can say with 100% certainty that the "dogs can't have sex with humans" claim is demonstrably bullshit

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Doctors are concerned about the interaction between my fist and your face

The coworker who I do not like got fired today

I think the Wario ecstasy would fix me

She won't let me sit down

Before you are two Shakiras. One has hips that don't lie. The other has hips that don't tell the truth. How do you proceed?

I'm woke so I have womeningitis

I watched it with a bunch of my friends and we spent like two hours making jokes about who Palpatine had sex with and I think this somehow turned into Yoda having sex with trees

Woman who thinks licking her finger makes the touch screen work better

If a furry becomes a social worker, do they count as a service animal?

(depeche mode voice) Reach out, touch grass

Anime power limiters but it's just to stop me from turning my swag on

Last time I turned my swag on people died

Blue Dog Dems are the stupidest fucking people alive

Feel like this guy would be a huge racist

Times like this make me think back to one of the moments in my life that changed my viewpoint forever I was calling a customer to pick up her medicine, and when I told her the price, there was silence and she just said "...Where am I going to get nine dollars?"

Had a customer with a Labubu in her cup holder Just in case you thought nobody was drinking from the blood of demons anymore

Where can I find restaurant-quality cyanide

Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever cucked Homestar? Crapfully yours, Isaac

To try to answer your question in the simplest way possible (I can't reply so QT) Liberals are center-left at best and often fall around center-right. Leftists vary by ideology (communist, socialist, anarchist, and deviations therein) but are generally classified as some form of far left.

I can't believe a bot posted one of the funniest things of all time

I like the people who are like "oh I can't use my card on a dollar and seven cents" so they hand me a twenty

Had a customer who was an animal control person come in wearing a bullet proof vest You think she deals with a lot of raccoons with glocks

I think my cat slayed a vampire

Thinking about going back to school to become a fairy princess

The problem with MAHA as a concept is that term is already taken

The Neverway Prologue is only about an hour long and if the rest of the game is even half as good this is a game of the year contender

okay so on windows open notepad and type this: %0|%0 save it as a .bat file then run it.

Senator, you have yet to act on your campaign promise to, and I quote here, "let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor"

It is always the case that any radical action by workers to resist the power of capital is "violence" but the constant suffering of poverty, absence of healthcare, hunger, surveillance, wage theft and the rest of it, well... that doesn't really count as "violence."

Kinda thought I'd have a job that wasn't minimum wage but that's what happens when you drop out of college I guess

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

'All you had to do was pay us enough to live. There goes your inventory': video shows employee setting fire to Kimberly Clark warehouse in Southern California, destroying it completely

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Come down with a case of immortality, it's gonna kill me in a week

They should make a gay porn about a three way between pharmaceutical workers They could call it Johnson and Johnson and Johnson

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen