Arsenal ty for making me cry on my gf’s birthday in a good way and not a bad way, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it!!!!!

we really done did it

A split screen for the ages

Good morning to everyone and especially Arsenal

I'm so happy for all of us

lol I’m heading out to my parents’ tonight and they are simply not prepared for how completely unhinged I will be

MY! BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.instagram.com/reel/DYiN9Ua...

Arsenal are Premier League champions

Just crying at my office!!!!! www.instagram.com/reel/DYiMLGj...

Listen we just needed to elect Mamdani as mayor, that’s all there was to it

MY BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! God I can’t fucking believe it

I am so happy for so many reasons but a BIG ONE is that now I don’t have to be unbelievably anxious on @akaharriet.bsky.social’s birthday and instead we can just celebrate and I’ll cry when we lift the trophy!!!!!!!!

22 years lads. I’m in fucking bits. Crying.

Never in doubt ❤️ ❤️

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am losing my MIND

I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm I am calm

Oh I may be doing myself actual harm watching this

Just saw the Bournemouth-City halftime score and I am doing SO WELL at breathing

Here you go you sickos

Thank fucking CHRIST, let’s go babies!!!!!!!!!!

This fic is an absolute DELIGHT and the closest thing to a Nice Guys sequel you can get!!!! The strongest of recs ❤️❤️❤️

Oh thank GOD

The whole sports internet is devastated by the massive underdog losing their shocking championship bid in the final minutes of the season (Five minutes later) I am thrilled to inform you the massive underdog’s fans have bad politics

Having fun being extremely stressed out about a soccer game that doesn’t involve Arsenal. (Scottish Premier League)

Oh thank GOD also in retrospect the schedulers did me a favor by making sure I was unable to watch that match live 🙃

Arsenal playing at 11:30 EST on American Mother’s Day is extremely rude for me personally

I was going to do things tonight but then Arsenal won and are in the Champions League final and then we got this picture (among others) and well it turns out both events have taken up all my energy and focus, I guess I’ll try again tomorrow????

Well I burst into tears at the final whistle, I guess if I have to be crying at the office happy tears from sports is the best possible option #arsenal

I couldn’t watch that match because I don’t have the channel it was on and after seeing how that second half went I ALSO couldn’t have watched it because I would have had a meltdown, I am very glad I deliberately didn’t score watch because Jesus CHRIST

Everton you magnificent club, a win would have been phenomenal but god I will TAKE THE DRAW

Just looked over the May schedule for Arsenal men and women and whelp I’m in for a hell of a time

I walk past a high school on my way to the subway every morning and all of the boys are dressing like Seth Green in Can’t Hardly Wait

Okay people apparently arguing in earnest that World Cup fans will simply walk from NYC to MetLife may be what turns me into the joker I do not doubt your determination. I DO doubt your ability to travel under the Hudson and walk across protected marshlands lol

The thing about sports is that they always end up giving you just enough dopamine to make the anxiety appear worth it, but by the time you’re on that carousel it’s too late. In unrelated news I’m going to be staring at this gif set forever www.tumblr.com/mistresscurv...

Boy it’s not my favorite thing to get back to work after two weeks away and discover that things have been “eventful” while I’ve been gone 💀

I am a hero who stayed up until 9:30 local time, as soon as my brain gets back online and my body can regulate its temperature again (a fun side effect for me whenever my sleep gets fucked) it’s all over for someone, I tell you what

Just woke up because my jets are still lagged and uh this sure was a backread

*Bangs pots and pans* The Pitt Big Bang has gone live!!! 40 new fics and artworks are now up to enjoy! Here is mine, w/ beautiful art from @lissatxt.bsky.social: Ache Like I Ache Jack/Robby, 22K words, E Featuring: 💫 a soul bond! 💫 denial 💫 pining while fucking archiveofourown.org/works/83342096

Guys it is so early and I have already been up for 2 hours and I won’t be home for another 16 hours WOOF

Cat tax!

New fic! Married to the Job The Pitt, Jack/Robby, 6K, E Post-S1 AU, Jack just wants Robby to find a therapist, a perfectly normal thing for a friend to want. archiveofourown.org/works/83123181

Watching the final Pens-Caps game of the season (and possibly of Ovi’s career) and wondering exactly how often any of the announcers are allowed to say the words “heated” and “rivalry” today

Happy birthday to my beloved @philosiraptor.bsky.social, an absolute gem of a person. Forever grateful some weirdos from NJ brought you into my life, and I can’t wait to meet the same penguins our parents saw in uh 10? 15? years, don’t worry I have a spreadsheet. Love u forever ❤️❤️❤️

At this point I have mostly reached the acceptance stage of grief about this summer’s WC, but every once in a while I get reminded of how SAD I am that instead of being so excited about this being only two months away, I am simply dreading it because everything about it sucks.

hell yeah this place rules

Sweet baby Jesus

Last night while discussing HR with @akaharriet.bsky.social, I compared the central romance to being like if between 1997 and 2004 Derek Jeter and Nomar Garciaparra were secretly fucking each other and falling in love, and she was like …wow okay that all makes much more sense

Truly the only thing getting me to finish this fic draft (everything is fine I am just at a part that Feels Tricky) is saying over and over again that it could be worse, I could be using AI to write my erotic fanfictions, and honestly that helps a lot