i haven't purchased beef since the summer of 2024, when my extremely idaho dad took up hunting again for the explicit purpose of lowering my monthly grocery costs. he sends me home with 25 lbs of venison every time i visit. it's saved me a shocking amount of money.

me while everyone i know marvels at the goddamn snow

god i bet the dog's sleep quality is off the charts.

i should be trying to go to sleep but this article has me in stitches

took the dog to the beach and found a the biggest dead seal i have ever seen (not pictured, but gross and cool).

There is something deeply humane in this television program, and every time I am tempted to call some other show the best ever made, I remember some weird little moment from it that is absolutely perfect.

i am absolutely losing my mind

pretty sure @mattoak.bsky.social and i just halved the average age in this screening of midwinter break

took the dog to the beach to find himself

i think the thing i'll remember most about wuthering heights (2026) is the handerplace.

just got out of wuthering heights and think i must've missed the part in the book where they covered puppy play fetishes.

DAY 3 BEING A LIFELONG SKI-MO FAN CHECKING IN

just watched this idiot attempt to provoke a 185-lb great dane; like watching the smallest, angriest dude at the kegger try to pick a fight with a disinterested offensive lineman.

a teen boy called fred the cutest dog he had ever seen today, immediately followed by a bro announcing "yoooo, that's a funny looking dog!" so all-around a good day at the beach

my favorite thing in all Movies About Hackers is when they go in the computer

now making @mattoak.bsky.social watch blackhat so he can experience chris hemsworth in an actual michael mann movie

crime 101 is like if everyone in heat was way more avuncular. related: barry keoghan's ormon is no waingro.

my favorite things about Jason X are the knitwear of the future and the android's terrible haircut.

DO IT

the first couple weeks after a haircut the dog's coat feels like the softest lambswool, which i suppose is why i rolled over in bed this morning and reached down spend a little time scritching behind the ears of my shearling slippers.

Horror movie where you can tell someone’s a demon because pop music in Spanish makes their head explode

i don't care about this man's opinions on bad bunny but it's pretty funny he worked a bitchy lil comment about the new kickoff rule into his racist rant

anyway...time for spring training 🥲

The 2018 QB draft class: One Rookie of the Year: Baker Mayfield One 1 time MVP: Josh Allen one 2X MVP: Lamar Jackson And one Super Bowl Champion: Sam Darnold

this year's lineup truly a murderer's row of products i did not plan to use before and will not use even harder now

losing my mind at this fanatics gambling ad; sorry ben simmons, but kendall jenner dated you specifically to *checks notes* bet against you in NBA games. what the fuck lol.

stop de-aging actors in commercial omg i hate it

interrupting the winter olympics for this important update: dog in a seahawks jersey

i'm on the record as being a ballad-hater generally, but the version of unchained melody anastasiia gubanova uses in her free skate is especially heinous. i demand someone figure skate to the vengabus.

i do like the redzone-style split-screen for watching four different olympic curling matches at once. i've heard people yell about curling in so many languages!

rooting for sweden's frida karlsson strictly due to my mom's late german shepherd being named frieda carlson

olympic ice dancing being interrupted by multiple draft kings ads is making me unfathomably grouchy the people making these decisions should be in jail.

i love it when the olympics are in europe because they always play like, old bob sinclair tracks during events. extremely pleasing to the erstwhile raver in me.

have started using the dog's instagram to spread the gospel

AHOY THERE! THE FERRYS CTHULHU CARD IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR WINTER TRAVEL TAP YOUR CTHULHU CARD TO GLIDE THROUGH THE NON-EUCLIDEAN GEOMETRY OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST TRANSIT SYSTEM, AS NAMELESS TIDES, ELDER GODS, AND MAD TIMETABLES ALIGN IN UNHOLY, CONTACTLESS INCONVENIENCE.

A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days

loved "a private life" but did the movie have to use my parents' relationship as the blueprint for jodie foster's relationship with her ex husband lmao

obsessed with the AMC in pacific place, which makes you take the haunted emergency exit stairs to get to the top-level theaters

lfgggggg tarrant county

For the "keep politics out of [insert here]" people: inclusivity matters everywhere.

lmao you guys if this is the energy in *idaho*, i do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

fred has finally noticed the dog photos on the wall of our local cocktail bar and desperately wants to square up 😤

@violetkendra.bsky.social and @mattoak.bsky.social Met a new friend named Ringo. Sweeeeeet old boy. Had to share.

gazing upon the OG label, a wistful reminder of my youth, when cougar gold was but $20 a can.

🚨A L E R T A🚨 Ivan Guzman was just illegally detained by US Immigration in front of his family. He was going to work when ICE detained him without cause & had him transferred to the Tacoma Detention Center. All funds towards lawyer fees, access to child care & food security. 🚨URGENT🚨 #seattle

i bought this on a whim and...huh. what a weird, sweet little film.

was return to silent hill good? no. was it at least scary? also no. is pyramid head still on my personal hear-me-out mount rushmore? ...yes.

someone once described ed rush to me as "simon pegg with a vitamin deficiency"

Solidarity with Minnesotans today. You guys are legends.