dying to know how many hundreds of thousands of dollars was paid to a room full of fart-sniffing branding consultants to create this

i love that i can just go to the beach whenever.

lee cronin's the mummy: another compelling argument for remaining childfree.

finally, an ethical use for gen AI

enormous charisma of the cast aside, as a true sucker for stories about daughters and dads margo's got money problems has me HOOKED.

The Mariners are now 4-0 since the Ichiro statue’s bat broke

a fun thing about our apartment building is that now they make you solve a logic puzzle to use the elevator

it is once again time to enjoy some driftwood on the beach

michou deli was such an indelible part of my downtown worker bee lifestyle 🥲 i made one of my best friends splitting lunch hour sandwiches and bitching about coworkers there! happy to snag one last sammie and some orange blossom zeppole today.

i hate that they will kill you is being labeled a flop; it was such fun flick with some badass fights. releasing it at the same time as ready or not 2 was criminal and utterly doomed it to fail.

the wimd in his ears :)

time to shave down the house muppet for spring

*sigh* Oops All Dingers (this is a post about the seattle mariners)

me watching project hail mary: "if anything happens to that rock i stg i will throw myself into the sea"

*glares in lady snowblood*

i enjoy pretending brill is just harry caul from the conversation twenty years on.

i haven't purchased beef since the summer of 2024, when my extremely idaho dad took up hunting again for the explicit purpose of lowering my monthly grocery costs. he sends me home with 25 lbs of venison every time i visit. it's saved me a shocking amount of money.

me while everyone i know marvels at the goddamn snow

god i bet the dog's sleep quality is off the charts.

i should be trying to go to sleep but this article has me in stitches

took the dog to the beach and found a the biggest dead seal i have ever seen (not pictured, but gross and cool).

There is something deeply humane in this television program, and every time I am tempted to call some other show the best ever made, I remember some weird little moment from it that is absolutely perfect.

i am absolutely losing my mind

pretty sure @mattoak.bsky.social and i just halved the average age in this screening of midwinter break

took the dog to the beach to find himself

i think the thing i'll remember most about wuthering heights (2026) is the handerplace.

just got out of wuthering heights and think i must've missed the part in the book where they covered puppy play fetishes.

DAY 3 BEING A LIFELONG SKI-MO FAN CHECKING IN

just watched this idiot attempt to provoke a 185-lb great dane; like watching the smallest, angriest dude at the kegger try to pick a fight with a disinterested offensive lineman.

a teen boy called fred the cutest dog he had ever seen today, immediately followed by a bro announcing "yoooo, that's a funny looking dog!" so all-around a good day at the beach

my favorite thing in all Movies About Hackers is when they go in the computer

now making @mattoak.bsky.social watch blackhat so he can experience chris hemsworth in an actual michael mann movie

crime 101 is like if everyone in heat was way more avuncular. related: barry keoghan's ormon is no waingro.

my favorite things about Jason X are the knitwear of the future and the android's terrible haircut.

DO IT

the first couple weeks after a haircut the dog's coat feels like the softest lambswool, which i suppose is why i rolled over in bed this morning and reached down spend a little time scritching behind the ears of my shearling slippers.

Horror movie where you can tell someone’s a demon because pop music in Spanish makes their head explode

i don't care about this man's opinions on bad bunny but it's pretty funny he worked a bitchy lil comment about the new kickoff rule into his racist rant

anyway...time for spring training 🥲

The 2018 QB draft class: One Rookie of the Year: Baker Mayfield One 1 time MVP: Josh Allen one 2X MVP: Lamar Jackson And one Super Bowl Champion: Sam Darnold

this year's lineup truly a murderer's row of products i did not plan to use before and will not use even harder now

losing my mind at this fanatics gambling ad; sorry ben simmons, but kendall jenner dated you specifically to *checks notes* bet against you in NBA games. what the fuck lol.

stop de-aging actors in commercial omg i hate it

interrupting the winter olympics for this important update: dog in a seahawks jersey

i'm on the record as being a ballad-hater generally, but the version of unchained melody anastasiia gubanova uses in her free skate is especially heinous. i demand someone figure skate to the vengabus.

i do like the redzone-style split-screen for watching four different olympic curling matches at once. i've heard people yell about curling in so many languages!

rooting for sweden's frida karlsson strictly due to my mom's late german shepherd being named frieda carlson

olympic ice dancing being interrupted by multiple draft kings ads is making me unfathomably grouchy the people making these decisions should be in jail.

i love it when the olympics are in europe because they always play like, old bob sinclair tracks during events. extremely pleasing to the erstwhile raver in me.