someone once described ed rush to me as "simon pegg with a vitamin deficiency"

Solidarity with Minnesotans today. You guys are legends.

my shakespearean insult calendar coming in clutch today

not that awards really matter but it's sus as hell no other choice received zero oscar nominations F1?!?! fuck off.

real shame that throwing tomatoes at people isn't popular anymore

my absolute hater-ass any time the chill drum & bass playlist i like to listen to at work chooses a vocal track: EUUGGH BLECH YUCK what is this CATERWAULING

apropos of nothing: dog fits perfectly in a j. crew shopping bag

i finally found a theater playing no other choice and it fucking rocked. if you get the chance to catch it on the big screen - do.

my resolution is to find a theater near me screening no other choice and going to watch it, goddammit.

my favorite thing in legend (1985) is tom cruise's commitment to no pants. even when it's freezing and starts to snow, even after he gets fairy armor, he eschews a full pant in favor of his little elf jorts. @mattoak.bsky.social energy.

the disco ball new year's eve hat is his second least-favorite hat

i think anyone who wants to should get the opportunity to be sent on a side quest by this dog, specifically.

Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates. Happy Thursday to everyone who doesn't. Happy Fred day to all.

man, everyone in godzilla and godzilla raids again is -so- well-dressed.

all i really have left as a WSU fan is schadenfreude, so if i may: lol. lmao. rofl.

i'm watching three 35+ men at the bar on christmas eve talk about being able to dunk after they get their knee surgeries it's so precious to find adults who still believe in santa claus

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

the ice cubes for their specialty negroni have lil wu tang W's in them

i love going to the expensive cocktail bar in my neighborhood because you never know if you'll get your drink in a normal cocktail glass or have to swallow your pride and drink out of a huge ceramic coconut

gotta say, the grocery store nightmare in episode two of welcome to derry is eerily similar to the Greenwood Fred Meyer Experience

update the owner of the french restaurant across the street has brought the dog fried duck skin for christmas

holiday spirit running aaallllll through his holiday potato body tbh

still thinking about last night when a man congratulated @mattoak.bsky.social for owning a labyrinth pinball machine with the same kind of joyful enthusiasm one might congratulate a new father

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

Our coverage of the closing of a local hygiene center last month spurred a philanthropist to buy the property for $2M. Donors in WA & other states chipped in remaining $500K to secure the land. Thanks, @ricksteves.bsky.social Thanks @a-rlnt.bsky.social for reporting mltnews.com/thanks-to-ri...

work colleague "what are you doing?" me: "drawing little hockey masks on all the friday the 13ths on my work calendar for next year what does it -look- like i'm doing"

honestly as a mariners fan it's just adding insult to injury to be reminded that the bostoo yook yarters won a title before seattle even made it to the world series.

please enjoy a mildly unhinged holiday message from my aunt

i dated...just so many DJs, man.

I firmly believe Lennie Briscoe could not be intimidated by Pennywise.

one of my cousins insists i'm missing out on some of the magic of the holidays because i don't have kids but like, no i'm not.

this story was so lovely and odd and humane. "in a place like this, no one who wants to belong is a stranger" my goodness what warm-hearted ode to community. thanks @gwillow.me

My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me

oh my god can i tell you how thrilled i am whenever i stumble upon other people who didn't vibe with better watch out? i haaaaaaated it and so many horror fans react to that like it's an insane opinion.

i don't ever think i've fully appreciated how bonkers it is that love, actually begins with hugh grant waxing poetic about the imagined last words of the passengers on UA 175

an excellent point – DJs developed blending as an art. And it is an art! When do it yourself, you generally don’t get what you get from a great DJ. The tech guys really think the computer can do what the DJ does, but it cannot. Instead, it makes something that sucks, then makes it the default

i once watched a pete carroll-led USC team hang an eye-watering 69 points (including three TDs in the fourth quarter!) on my shitty college football team in a game in which my team scored zero, so for portnoy to act like this is somehow out of character for carroll is beyond wild to me lol.

it's illegal to drive stick without needlessly jiggling the shifter

wimdy at the beach

he literally made a two-minute thank you video for moviegoers that aired when before screenings of the most recent Mission: Impossible movie in IMAX and you know what? i believed every word of it.

his stylist always give me him a necktie after his haircuts because he means BUSINESS

hamnet is a movie that finally answers the question: did william shakespeare have nice abs? (yes)

visit every dog-friendly bar and put dog on barstool (complete for +3 luck, +10xp, unlocks "steal")

JUSTICE FOR THE PEKINGESE THIS OLD BAG DOESN'T KNOW A DOG FROM HER OWN WRINKLY ASS

it sounds like an RC car is fighting an angry chihuahua in our apartment

Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅 P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

my mom and her sister still go at it over gravygate 2023

we went to a peke meetup yesterday and honestly, hell yeah, 10/10, would meet up for gremlinfest again.