From the octopus vantage point, this has to be like riding in a lowrider!! Riding up & down the whole way! They are hitting the strip club, and the liquor store on the way home!!! There might be gambling on shell games, too!

If only it was this easy... youtu.be/j_3yUNA1XBI?...

Who do you think is "on the list"? Trump Bessent Burgum Hegseth Lutnick Kennedy Jr. Zeldin Lindsey Graham Tulsi Gabbard Pam Bondi Lindsey Halligan Clarance Thomas Brett Kavanaugh Neil Gorsuch Who else?? What names would you add?

We are really living out the madness of a Norma Desmond presidency. Mad Donald is throwing a surreal party for his 250th! But the music, the gladiator fights, and the giant pool aren't under enough CONTROL!!! Don't forget who's birthday this is...

What if???: Donald Trump is using the Attorney General to blackmail everyone in the Epstein Files, and receives his money through crypto, and he has no interest in opening that list. He plans to drain every rich guy's pocket he can! (That's how he's acting.)

He already knows how it will end!!! A spoiled, self entitled little bitch will throw a tantrum, and blow up all progress!!! It happens every time!! SOOOOO Boring!

It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.

I don't know if this would happen,... but Americans could buy a ton of reusable grocery/tote bags while standing up for what is good and right.

Question: When this madness finally ends, what are we supposed to do with 75 million Nazi's??? It's not like those people "snap out of it"!!!

I know the campaign season has been stressful,... But, some of these smiles look like a strain. A forced, painful strain.

My cat fell asleep in the rain,... and is now complaining to me for not alerting her earlier. As cats will do.

RFK, RFK, how many folks did you kill today? Was it the measles that made them sick? Or was it the Hanta you let on that ship? Is it the tanning beds for future melanoma Or another new strain of Corona? No more shots of Vitamin K? How many infants bled out today?

Watch for flying monkeys...

The Scene: Whitehouse Lawn... Donold Trump cos-plays as his hero Adolf, hosting the Olympics!!!

Trump is more of a sissy than a squealing little schoolgirl,... and we have proof!!! Obama & Biden faced multiple attempts at assassination,... but they didn't feel the need for a golden ballroom with a special secret hiding place!!! They never did! Not once.

Who is prepared to finance the billions of dollars needed to re-engineer my hometown into a walkable/bikeable European,... Southwestern desert with a month of 100°F/37.8°C or more??? I really want to know.

There's a reason why people believe Joe Biden. He has always been believable. There's a reason why no one believes Donald Trump.

Imagine being a bride, and Trump shows up to your wedding? He would be telling the "Woman & the snake" story in hour two of his toast/rally!!!

I love the fact that Colbert KNOWS every word and harmonizes!!! He rehearsed and knew it all!!! Always first class!!!

MacFarlane: There are so many Republicans coming out against this thing. It appears to me that this slush fund is like as popular as poison ivy or a dinner plate full of vegetables. Nobody is claiming ownership of this thing. I have zero statements of support…

It's hard for me to imagine this, But, the Pope is more open minded than the President of the US. More grounded in fact. And, far more honest.

Gavin Newsom creates an awkward problem for Trump. Donold steps into it with a less than convincing "endorsement" of JD's abilities!!! "...if it's him..."

Please return Winston to the castle by 6pm. The upstairs staff has prepared his room and has his meal. Sound on to hear voice.

Without makeup and proper lighting, Sean Hannity looks like the Margaret Rutherford version of Miss Marple. (No offense to Ms. Rutherford.) Jus' sayin'!

EXCUSE ME! This is not a menu for you to order from!!! NO!!! You CANNOT take these to go!!!...

Iran was correct the first time. There is no point in negotiating with Trump. He would refuse this offer, no matter what is written. He cannot accept that he is a loser.

Congratulations on passing your recent cognitive exam!

Shouldn't the next question be: "Who provided this rehearsed answer that you have all chosen to repeat?" Was it the Heritage Foundation?

New schedule for this week...

Rudy is in critical condition. Prepare for- "Operation: Thoughts & Prayers"! youtu.be/wm5cpXo1md4?...

Don’t cry for me MAGA nation The truth is, I never liked you All through my mad days My sad existence My face was tan-ish My words were Klannish

The Department of Education should not profit from our children! The Post Office is not supposed to make money! STOP trying to make a profit from prisoners!!! They are there to learn a lesson, not for exploitation!!! (Etc., etc., etc.)

Wild flower season begins to fade...

This crystal cut seems to reveal a world inside it Original post

"... and if it hadn't have been for those liberal questions from those progressive reporters, [gasp] I would have gotten away with it!!!"

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

I am sure Trump knows what a "subtitle" is!!! He is super smart and he'll tell ya, too!! (Ya can't get away with usin' them fancy words around the MAGA's, LOL!!)

I heard the sound of a braying donkey on TV. It made me miss my old donkey. She was 'ornery'.

Remember back when Mexico was gonna pay for "things"???... And, nobody ever discussed it with Mexico?? Yeah,... it's like that.

What a disgusting disgrace for a President. 🖕🍊🌮💩 ✊🔥✊

"...This gives me an opportunity to remind everyone how much we've needed a Golden Ballroom! It would protect me from all of you out there,... In the dark!!!"

Wisteria and Dogwood #Spring #flowers #bloomscrolling

Remember when Donold said that Hillary "didn't have enough stamina"? She isn't falling asleep in meetings,... But Donold does. Often. youtu.be/jW9mUKAqhg4?...

If you want to know the truth about something, DON'T listen to Donold Trump!!! (He calls every election "rigged",... Yes, EVERY election!)

After running from his disaster in politics, Devin chose to work in digital social media. He did not have a knack for it, and after losing SIX BILLION DOLLARS,.. Was shown the EXIT! (Moo!) abc30.com/story/former...

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

Why do bicycles always complain about the cars, while they never carry the insurance to pay for the damage they do to cars? They never take responsibility.

People asked how we got here, check out the drawing...