Men only want one thing:

The hair is hairying

The irony The fucking irony bro This country is a joke

Today is the only day you can repost this until the March 20th.

When she says I can come over and play with my tech decks on them

Out here lifting heavy and blasting Sabrina carpenter Real manly shit over here

“Yo bro I got a giant ass potato tattoo that looks like an emote from an account I used to have but no longer use” Y’all see how stupid that sounds Exactlyyy lmaooo

To the people that follow me and don’t know Trust me the guy im roasting and his subordinates deserve everything that’s coming to them Thank you for coming to my ted talk

I said it once and I’ll say it again Shane is bitch made and so is anyone that fucks with him

You know what it is

i’m begging, with news of a ceasefire, do not look away now

“My home girl wanna talk to you Be cool and don’t do anything stupid” Me:

Sad I didn’t go to ALA but was able to get shit done for my week off and I feel accomplished

Got some OT bout to have some extra cash for LA this week I’m juiced!!

I see why astro bot won game of the year That shit is addicting bro Hella fun

On the beers babyyyyy

This pic looks like an album cover Shit goes haaaaaard

I’m 3 shots in and I’m about to start streaming some marvel rivals LEEETTTSS GOOOOO

I’m filled with lots of love and affection… And also 25oz of t bone steak with two sides and a bunch of bread (I went to Texas Roadhouse today😋)

Arms feeling a bit too naked I need more tattoos asap

Dandandan brainrot is REAL rn

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

New mario & Luigi games has been a banger

2 wine coolers + 4 shots of whiskey + the cold wind = hehehehehe

Goals

Reached 60k on IG and I got a 3 day weekend from work? A tomar!

As a gas station worker 99% of people should not own cars Cause yall mofos can not fucking drive

El gato just chillin lol

yucca fries🤤

“I think eating two Costco hot dogs back to back is something a husband material kinda guy would do” -Me (after eating two Costco hot dogs)

I wanna get high and make some food rn

My wall is a vibe

Jake Paul bout to call out George Foreman next watch 😂😂😂😂

Fucking love potatoes

No thoughts Just Mario party

Yall better hide your girls cause I always got that shit on me

Time for a proper wienering

Fuck dude I want some ramen

Dudes love gaslighting until I throw gas on them and light it. Then it’s just “AHHH HOLY FUCK OW AHHHH OLEASE AHHHH I HAVE A FSMILY AHHHHAHAHH”

Dude got salty over a comment 😂😂😂😂 Get fucked

I saw a kid dressed up as Luffy for halloween and that made me happy af The kids got taste

Idk why but this pic makes me everytime I see it

how do i give one episode of an anime an award for being better than everything

Coolest thing I’ve done at a wedding #genyuforce

LETS GOOOOO

My son and I

When Mike Jones said “ even though I’m chubby chubby. Your chick she love me, love me” And I felt that