2025 cutting out all the toxic friends who constantly accuse me of being homosexual.

less than ten trans women tried to play collegiate sports and now the car dealership class gets to crash the global economy and set up sweatshops in the midwest

Have brokers started jumping yet?

This is who is making bitches quiver in their boots btw

How dare they do that to you? Whoever that is definitely sounds like a weirdo who has a partner that self pleasures in a grocery store at 2am during their late night shift and also stinks

HELLP ITS 2001 SEPTEMBER 11th I AL STUCK UNDERNEATH THE COLLAPSED SOUTH TOWER….like for a tbh

I said it once and I’ll say it again Shane is bitch made and so is anyone that fucks with him

Guys do NOT ask people “like for a tbh” they will just block you….TBH you SUCK and you SMELL BAD and you look WEIRD and are a HUGE MEANIE BO BEANIE

Face reveal like for a tbh

Clips of the discord yelling at me for not being able to log into steam while Adrianne Lenker plays

Talking about anime with boys: “WOAH DUDE THAT FIGHT WAS SO DICK I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE THE ANIMATION AS SO CLEAN” Talking about anime with girls “I’d bounce on his shit so hard they would need to sedate me to get off I’m jerking that shit raw, I’m milking years off his life out his cock”

Going band for band with Karl Marx got me weeping and sobbing for the proletariat. Their struggles, our struggles are numerous

2025 cutting out all the toxic friends who constantly accuse me of being homosexual.

It’s so freeing when that one friend finally admits wrong doing

Work mind virus put me in a trance woke up to tummy covered in sticky and two dude fucking the shit out of each other on my phone. Why psychiatrist do I need to go to to fix this

I can’t believe I’m gonna have to fight fascist fr fr.

Liberal

Liberal.

My iPhone cable breaking can’t believe I’m gonna have to jerk a dude off to afford a new one. Why is this piece of shit cord $19

Call me gay the way I be thinking outside the box

Honestly Miku fortnite day has been amazing, all my gay friends have been to busy too make fun of me

I’m basque and bi-curious I need to be shot in the fucking head

Laying phenomenal pipe while Playing never gonna give you up so they have to deal with the horror of wanting to fuck a cornball like me again

ISO twink malewife who will make me banana bread and puts out regularly

Anyone saying I’m gay is a liar and a cheat

Joesph smith could’ve had like 80 twink husbands but he chose to be a pedophile instead

2025 I will be beating the homosexual allegations

Someone said I would make a great bear husband to a little twink and while I appreciate the sentiment I am NOT GAY I LIKE VAGINA MORE THAN I LIKE WIENER

Preemptively checking myself into conversion therapy

I can’t be gay I don’t even know how to plate a charcuterie board

I didnt even finish to the gay porn I was watching I switched back to boobs before I busted IM STRAIGHT

I haven’t had sec with a man so I’m not gay but one time I saw the tip of a rather attractive man’s penis and my heart did flutter

Hey guys I’m not gay I don’t know why anyone would think that, I am a straight cis man

I want to witness this like the messy divorce my parents refuse to have

I’m gonna be so honest guys if you put even the most mid breakfast sandwich between me and a 100 dudes who need to be sucked off…..let’s just say there’s gonna be a lot of spitting cuz I ain’t trying to spoil my appetite

Breakfast sandwich is like Fortnite chug jug

Sorry guys I stopped smoking weed and started reading books. No longer funny just self reflecting and annoying about it

I’m up in her shit going basque mode (banging rocks together and making primal grunts)

They should invent a job that doesn’t make you want to blow your brains out

File OSHA complaints against your employer, I’m being so serious rn. If you look at something and think “that can’t be totally safe” look up the regulations on it and file a complaint. It’s so much fun watching your boss sweat over a mountain of paperwork figuring out how to unfuck himself

Waking up to go to a 12 hour shift has me wanting to enlist so I can go get my shit fucked up by an IED

I got so drunk last night I changed all my profile shit and forgot

I like when apps try to make me reconsider posting hate comments. Like no I meant what I said

Shawty pulled out the strap on, call that shit impossible burger the way her meat ain’t real

I be up in her ear muttering prophetic visions, I be up in her shit crazy style foretelling coming calamities, she be screaming in euphoria while I be screaming to the town trying to get them to change their ways lest the gods smite them

Kirby just sold me an 8th of mid

Me eating a corn dog: (Hits the back only throat I bob up and down on it I swirl my tongue under the tip of it I take it all the way to the stick) Me after eating a corn dog: “I don’t mind gay people I just don’t like it when the shove it in my face”

Dudes be broke as fuck trying to assign monster trucks to the gender binary Like bro get ur money up you can’t even afford to go watch monster trucks do flips n shit don’t worry about if they are boys or girls

Ben Shapiro seeing god after he dies (soon hopefully): Are you proud of me? I owned the libs, god I stand before you, your child, I have done your work, I am reading for my blessings God: Lmao ur going to mega hell