[ @julesvalianhero.bsky.social ] Catching sight of the archer firing arrows, the duo slowly and wordlessly approach. Once near, Banjo pulls Kazooie from his pack and holds her like a rifle. A second later, he fires a triple burst of eggs, waggling his eyebrows at the woman beside them.

omega These'll be done as I have time through the day and beyond :>

🪕: "Alright. Well, we're kinda new here, so if you want someone to wander with, we can do that." 🪶: "Beats wandering alone, that's for sure."

Temp Pinned Portrayal The Prince of all Cosmos from Katamari Made by Flint!

🪶: "You... Did... I am not dating your bird!" Getting to her feet, she crossed her wings, scowling at Bon. 🪶: "Let me out of here before I start spitting grenades!"

🪶: "Tough nut to crack. Alright, I'll bite. How do you pass the time, then?"

"FₒᵤₙD Yₒᵤ!" A PORTRAYAL OF CLASSIC 2011x. #OutcomeMemoriesRP #OMRP #EXERP #SonicRP #SonicTheHedgehogRP #STHRP #SEGARP #MVRP #SFWRP

“𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝...𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞." 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: 𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞. - 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 - 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 - 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 - 𝐍𝐨 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐝 - 𝟏𝟏+ 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐗𝐏

"ONCE AGAIN, you should know that I’m SUPER DUPER SMART!!!" Iggy Koopa - Super Mario Bros. 3 (1988) ⠀#NintendoRP / #MVRP (More Info In Image Description) (🎨: SweaterVesto)

𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍! #MARIORP | #SMBRP | #SMASHRP | #SSBRP | #NINTENDORP | #WARIORP | #SFWRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP

Being carried around like that was disorienting, and it took her a second to get back to her feet, shaking her head. 🪶: "What's the big idea, bolt breath!?" Outside, Banjo keeps tossing Lego men away, but there's always another to replace it.

"𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄!" (THE ALMIGHTY KING OF THE KOOPAS JOINS PARODY BLUESKY!) #MARIORP | #NINTENDORP | #BSKYRP | #SFWRP

Understandably, Banjo was just as confused about the situation. While he managed to deflect the first wave of Servbots with his pack, the sheer number of them started to bog him down quickly. 🪕: "Get off of me! And give back my friend!"

"I'm outta here!" A portrayal of Sonic T. Hedgehog. ..That's about it!

The duo stare for a second, then glance at each other again. 🪕: "Do you like music then? Or have any hobbies?"

🪶: "You must be a riot at parties. Hang on." Ducking down into the pack, Kazooie pops back up, and out, with a deck of playing cards. 🪶: "Alright, have a seat. We're playing some no-stakes poker."

Well, that was inconvenient. Without Kazooie, his mobility was much more limited. Some hit and slowed him down, but most he managed to deflect by swinging his pack at hem, still hot in pursuit.

🪕: "Uh... Alright, better question: what do you like to do? Hobbies, and things like that."

"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳! 𝘞𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘪𝘧 𝘸𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘺, 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘴!"

❤️ + ♻️'S APPRECIATED. DARK THEMES PRESENT. INFO BELOW.

🪶: "SQUA- PUT ME DOWN YOU TIN TWERP!" Hopping to his feet, shaking his head, the bear saw Bon running off with his partner. 🪕: "Kazooie!" Scooping up their belongings, he starts running in pursuit of the baby Bonne.

"...Aye..." *He turns on his communicator, a sigh of relief.* " #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒, come in, this is Bandee... we're approaching the base shortly, and soon after we should have the trans server up and running..." "I advise that everyone heads to the server up in the station immediately to prepare."

🪕: "So what's your thing? Game protagonist, television hero, background character #7...?"

🪕: "WHOA!" As the giant baby shook them, all kinds of things fell out of his pack. Golden notes, a few Jiggys, red and gold feathers, several dozen eggs of various kinds, several types of bird sized shoes... Finally, Kazooie fell out, dazed on the ground.

🪕: "I think he wants your bird seed, Kazooie." 🪶: "Over my feathery butt!" She ducks back down into the pack, pulling the flap shut after. 🪕: "Sorry, big guy, no seed for you."

🪶: "Touchy subject then, got it." 🪕: "Well, it fits nicely with your little cloak and mysterious aura."

🪕: "So, if you're not a witch, why the big hat? Is it a popular accessory back home?" 🪶: "Are you allergic to sunlight?"

The bear looks back up at him with a raised eyebrow. The bird scowls at him. 🪕: "Hello...?"

🪶: "The closest I've ever been to space was that crappy section of Witchyworld." 🪕: "The lighthouse area on Timber's island was pretty spacey, but I don't think it counted as space..."

🪕: "Banjo. My loud friend is Kazooie." 🪶: "Ugh, people don't even recognize us anymore. We've gotta get something accomplished."

🪶: "I've got my eye on you, big hat..." Palming his face, Banjo sighs. 🪕: "Sorry, she's just bored. She's been looking for something to do for a while."

𝘐'𝘓𝘓 𝘗𝘜𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘍𝘈𝘊𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘿𝙄𝙍𝙏! (First time writing Kn0ckback!! Apologies if I get things wrong.) (WON'T be entirely serious. There can and will be some shitposts here and there.)

🪕: "Well, it's been a few days... And no sign of that little jester." 🪶: "Probably trying to figure out how to keep that Jiggy without offing Grunty."

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓶𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓷𝓰, 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐓 ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── #CartoonRP #MVRP

🪶: "Only time I've seen hats that big is on a witch. That you? Looking for trouble?" 🪕: "Be nice, Kazooie! You know witches have green skin and warts!"

[Will work for Jiggys.] ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|| ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀||

"A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. This puppet's role has just ended." -Majora, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask #LoZRP #MVRP

🪕: "How long until he realizes she doesn't die?" 🪶: "Eh, who knows. Long enough for a McJiggy's run, I bet." 🪕: "Works for me. I could use a bite..." The two run off, figuring Marx will find them again when the timing is right.

Looking the little jester over, Banjo turns away so the two of them can discuss the offer. 🪕: "You think Grunty is still out there? It's been almost twenty years..." 🪶: "Much as I'd like to peck her to re-death, one Jiggy is a steal... I don't think this chump knows they're everywhere." 🪕: "Do -

They look back with twice the tilted heads. It seems the confusion is universal. 🪕: "That's uh.... A nice hat, you've got there...?"

🪕: "Seven? If there's that few, it sounds like each one will be harder to collect..." 🪶: "Hold up, Banjo. Convert? This sounds like a counterfeit operation. How do we know these jiggys will be able to open doors to new worlds?"

🪕: "May as well ad going unnoticed to our resume." Kazooie can't help but giggle as they made the entity jump, covering her beak with a wing. 🪶: "Spit it out, we're getting nowhere with your coy act."

🪕: "2D isometric platforming, 3D platforming, arena challenges, puzzles, races, transportation, mechanic work..." 🪶: "Pecking witch ass- I can say ass, right? We're off contract here?" 🪕: "Yeah, you're good." 🪶: "Oh, and playing poker. I'm great at poker."

❤️ + ♻️'S APPRECIATED. DARK THEMES PRESENT. INFO BELOW.

[Will work for Jiggys.] ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|| ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀||

"Ugh, why are the most peckable faces the wordiest ones? Banjo, get him, quick!" "Hold on, Kazooie, we don't need to fight him. What is it you have to talk about?"

'I won't rest so long as the people of Julesvale need protecting!' RP portrayal of Fleet from Rivals of Aether. 🌪️ Detailed ➵ 🌪️ Fairly selective ➵ 🌪️ DM's open for plotting ➵ 🌪️ Story-focused ➵ 🌪️ New to character and verse, not to RP ➵ 🌪️ #RoARP #MVRP ➵ 🌪️ 🔄 & ❤️ ? ➵

The bird rolled her eyes, shaking her head right after. "Is that just something all second rate magicians have to do? C'mon, Banjo, just whack him and let's get going."

🪕: "So our invitation isn't just lost in the mail, then?"