“For glazing over Tiny Kong by being best friends with her.”

“IRONIC, COMING FROM THE KID WHOSE NAMESAKE IS BASED ON LATIN SPANISH FOR A FEMALE FRIEND.”

“I already said it a while ago, kiddo. She ’s my wife.”

“THEY FINALLY REMEMBERED MY WIFE.”

“Wuss. PC can play Nintendo games and has more games than you can ever imagine. Heck, there’s this game called Left 4 Dead 2 where I spent COUNTLESS HOURS of playing as myself in online co-op.”

“...I was talking about that Pokémon Animal Crossing rip-off. And you never HEARD of Steam Forums?!”

“Kid, Pokémon is already in a broken state as it is. Or did you forget your writer despises Gane Key Cards, only for one of those monster catching games to get affected by that stunt? As for Street Flopper 6, I hard disagree. Checked the SF6 Steam Forums, lately?”

“Bah, who does that anymore when the current generation is a dying desert?!”

“Did you listen to one of the video parodies on YouTube?!”

“I heard that.”

They call the current DK as Donkey Bitch-Ass. Mind telling me?

“Eh, whatever floats your boat, I guess. I can only imagine us Kongs and Kremlings glazing over the trophy.”

“Yeah, I’m surprised Geoff didn't reveal his confession to Kojima, of all people. ... Wouldn’t that also be your win by stealing DK’s trophy, despite Bananza winning the best family game category?”

“I HEARD THAT, LITTLE GIRL.” Whacking the idol with a walking stick.

“Okay, Bananza not winning any other category except for family game is fine. We’re taking that win.”

YOUR RACING GAME WASN’T THAT GREAT TO BEGIN WITH, PLUMBER BOY! SERIOUSLY?! OPEN WORLD? DID THE BREATH OF THE WILD DO DAMAGE TO EVERY IP NINTENDO OWNS?!

We got more categories to sweep, sonny.

Not yet. Until the show ends.

As it should be.

KONGS! KING K. KROOL RETURNED.

𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍! #MARIORP | #SMBRP | #SMASHRP | #SSBRP | #NINTENDORP | #WARIORP | #SFWRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP

“The garlic breather’s here?”

“This is what you get when you decide to put TARIFFS ON DK ISLAND FOR $20.”

“You think that’s bad? Wait until you see that orange discounted ape tried to set up tariffs on DK ISLAND, of all places!”

“I’m SO NOT winning against the robot slur allegations...”

“Sheesh. Been seeking attention, has he?”

“...Haven’t I seen you before? I swear, DK must have seen you somewhere.”

“Oh. That guy I get sick of seeing his face with every incident he starts onscreen?”

“No, not yet.”

“Wait, the look on your face tells me you’re going to kick my ass, are ya?”

“...Are the robots coming out to get me?”

“Tron Bonne, Queen of the Servbots, at your service!” #MVRP #MegaManRP All images are from the games and official artwork.

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So the fish and King Mumble are fighting?

“...Who?”

“That’s rich. Didn’t you say this similar to those braindead AI schmucks?”

“So? I don’t care. Let them cope and seethe.”

“...Diddy, I guess? I mean, we use that word on every robot made by those Kremlings.”

“What, kid?!”

“WHO SAYS THAT BLASTED LINE ANYMORE?!”

“Tch. I musta’ve underestimated you youngling.”