Sharks absolutely get cancer, and people claiming otherwise are pseudoscientific grifters preying on the desperate. Even if sharks did not get cancer, eating shark would not cure your cancer any more than eating LeBron James would make you better at basketball.

Well I can’t see any problems with this at all.

It’s probably a sign of how out of touch with football I am that I saw Leeds v West Ham on a Friday night and assumed it was a Championship fixture.

this is a pet peeve of mine. "war crime" is not something that means "bad thing I think is wrong". it is not a war crime to murder thousands of retreating enemy soldiers. it is a war crime to paint a Red Cross on a truck. if you think something is morally wrong just fucking say that.

- police bans fans from attending match as it feels it can't protect them - decision is reversed due to political and media pressure - violence happens at the match - politicians and media criticise the police for not stopping violence #r4today

Everyone who advocates for turning the UK into the UAE assumes they'll be the one with a marina penthouse rather than the guy working on a building site in 50c heat

I gave out about the American crowd yesterday but so much better today during the singles. Easier when they’re winning most pairings but today has been everything a crowd at a Ryder Cup should be.

The USA are going to do this. The Miracle at Medinah is about to be eclipsed by the Fairytale of New York.

There’s a genuine risk tomorrow that Europe rack up 20+ points.

Europe fans baiting the US dickheads about having only got one song. USA USA comes the reply. Lads. Please.

I see the Maga twats in the crowd at the #RyderCup have responded well to their battering by getting more twattish than before.

Tomorrow or possibly this evening, Donald Trump is going to hit Europe with 100% tariffs and demand a replay of the first two days play at the Ryder Cup. I fully expect ICE agents to raid the venue and arrest the European team due to them being illegal aliens. The Orange Mussolini will be furious

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I’m sure Keegan Bradley is a lovely man, excellent father and considerate lover. However he just has the sort of face that should be sad. It’s a face that is suited to misery. It’s not his but he looks like joy would bring him physical pain.

I mean….. fine…. Whatever, I carry my driving license everywhere with me anyway. But, what is the problem this is going to solve? If people are going to employ people who are not elligible to work, as some do now, what difference is a digital ID card going to make? How will it solve the problem?

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

UPEND THE ESTABLISHMENT, by voting for a party composed entirely of rejects from the oldest party in the country that was in power for 14 years. 😂 Reform UK increasingly look like the Tories just ran off stage, then ran back on wearing a comedy glasses-nose-moustache disguise.

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Wordle 1,541 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Urgh. Dug this one out.

Wordle 1,540 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Lipped out.

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Ravi Bopara you absolute menace.

Wordle 1,537 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I tried to make it happen. And I did!

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Wordle 1,535 3/6 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Taps in the rebound.

I elected not to care about football this season. This feels like a wise decision.

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Wordle 1,533 X/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 Poor today.

Wordle 1,532 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Dug myself out of that one. 😬

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Wordle 1,527 3/6 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Hit the post from 2 yards but bundled in the re-bound.

Still cannot rouse myself to care about the football. The whole deck is stacked against teams like Villa so what on earth is the point.

Wordle 1,526 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Shocking form at the moment. This was poor.

Wordle 1,525 5/6 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fuck. Off.

Having just been on a couple of BA flights where the “window” seat did it in fact have a window this is not surprising. Aisle seats are infinitely preferable in any case.

Wordle 1,524 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 What a shit show.

Wordle 1,523 X/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 Fuck me.

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Wordle 1,521 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Over thought that one. Could have been quicker.

I solved the 8/18/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:56!

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I have to say this is the first season I can remember when the prospect of football leaves me completely cold. I’m really struggling to drum up any interest at all.

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Today’s extreme hardship

Today’s agenda has been particularly stressful…..