people love size shaming my crowbar LOOK! SOMETIMES A SMALLER TOOL IS A MORE PRACTICAL SIZE, AND SOMETIMES WE THINK SOMETHING IS TOO SMALL WHEN IT REALLY ISNT. OKAY? GUYD? I PEOOMISIE!!! I OROMIISE NOT EVRGRYTHING NEEDS TO BEBBIG

cardqueen huh? havent heard that name in a long time

i want a boyfriend but also i want to date women how does my mind think of things like this

my mother has been adoring this fact lately because she always tells me i look like a model and am gorgeous and now is like "hmmmm, you look kinda like me?!"

was in the car with my friend today, some driver got mad at us and heckled her at the lights he goes "oh look at you mate, look like your girlfriend theres gonna pull your hair later" Look an if thats the impression i gave then ill take it but sir what?

yugioh generally has very good policies regarding thr use of mindgames and outside the game tactics to get advantages one thing however that they cannot ban, is being a very tall woman that nerdy men wish would step on them, which has undoubtably won me many a match of yugioh

Melbourne is indoctrinating the youths

An experienced organizer I really respect once reminded folks "you can't always win, but you can always, always inflict a cost. Those add up."

my face manages to avoid majority of gendered features and my brain has no idea whether to be dysphoric about it or not

despite the fact that i had no smart phone for months and at multiple points in the year, i personally attribute the noticeable improvement to my attention span to Justin Gennari specifically for uploading multiple hour long vintage video that manage to keep me engaged through

sometimes i remember that my original set of secret rare bentens live on ryder "torin" pokez's shelf and smile

i redownloaded spotify temporarily to look at wrapped and learned i am the 9th biggest listener of street sects

i went very quickly from having no game no pull no nothing for months to suddenly i have lesbians lining up for eileen

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

my pronouns are she because ill never be her

have an interview for a place on sat in hopeful for, thank goodness

example

most underplayed card in pokemon tcg right now

catching up w someone today and sent them coordinates of my favourite sitting log to meet me at

Jarvis, show me Ally of Justice Catastor's cock and balls. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance I said.

my life is a horribly written movie

2nd at a cup lost in finals to prizing both bloodmoon in 2 games of finals

sure man

Average conversation with @windowscratchr.bsky.social

AVERAGE CONVERSATION WITH @santi.excavate.top

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

oh my, delicious

You think being mean makes you attractive but it just makes you mean

public service announcement

kind of important at times to keep in mind that majority of transphobic remarks are forms of sexual harrassment

yeah im packin a footlong

beautiful things happening on grindr

im a very good proxy artist

idk why my dysphoria likes focusing on my face when that's 90% of what I've actually got going for me

pokemon tcg got a deck named big pussy

i did end up completing this run and now im doing master mode true melee even KNEECAPPING MYSELF im realissing just how undercooked summoner is in this fuckass game by playing any other class

there have been times in my life where ive been achieving higher winrates with drytron than most players can by tier whoring, all the while im at my desk like this all night

trying to date again has been giving me an unreal vitriol for the type of guy who says shit like "i want a woman to ruin my life"

i think it's kinda important to note that i really haven't been taking any tcgs that seriously lately. I've been a lab monster and I've been a ladder grinder at times, I've been a mastermind and I've been anything else you can think, but it was a product of that time

its weird to think, but I'm not a villain anymore

to those who don't know, i am, in fact, Australian

i have traded for common fuwas and now i own 9 common charmies

kewl tune is the next vanquish soul my thoughts on it are exactly the same as when i first saw that deck if you understand, then you do, and i wont elaboratr more

faggotry

SHE REALISED SHE WAS ABOUT TO LOSE AND FUCKING TELEPORTED INTO ME FUCK YOU