Hi just posting that the photo below is a fake account. Just so people don’t get confused.

what are we doing here

i know it closet

overheard at starbucks from the staff: "if you need to crash out, crash out in the back". legends honestly

i just ate a costco chicken bake for the first time.... my god.... i am become costco guy

IT WENT GREAT PLEASE CONTINUE CLAPPING

i have finished the internal presentation for thursday. please clap

accidentally opened a fandom link last week and my computer is still recovering

does anyone else get that thing where you're going upstairs with a box or something and your brain forgets how to climb stairs like at some point the autopilot switches off and you are consciously climbing stairs and then you trip? like trying to maintain a combo in a rhythm game?

1v1 me and my brass antique letter opener

i couldn't figure out how to fill in the theme for sunday's nyt crossword on mobile so i had to reveal it and it broke my streak :c

you know how people say that their social media is listening to them i can confirm tiktok shop has not

i just got the disco elysium achievement where you hit an all-time low with kim hardest achievement in a video game 😔

⭐️ influencer/creator/community role alert i'm hiring a global influencer lead for 2XKO, riot's upcoming 2v2 tag team fighting game, coming 2025. looking for someone with creator exp, and working in (or being part of) the fighting game community (FGC)!

this has shocked me to my core. i've been listening to this song for 20 years

how do i turn off the part of my brain that minutely judges people for saying "excape" or "acrosst". it literally doesn't matter

The Hairy Rat (affectionate)🪕

hello, i need good ps5 couch co-op game recs. played all the usual suspects (it takes two, sackboy, overcooked etc)

"carrying an entire piece of fruit on the walk home from work" alignment orange/lemon = opportunist pear = stoic watermelon = risk taker pineapple = millennial apple = villain appy slices = child banana = psychopath

Oh No! I'm Back Into TFT

pouring one out for my little homie #mazavalathings #arcane

2xko.riotgames.com/en-us/ how about this one

posting a link to see what happens 2xko.riotgames.com

this is now a basilio fan account

CINEMA!!!!!

jinx???????? arcane bluesky hidden details 50 things you missed???? #fyp #analysis

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

my mum just dug this up, and not much has changed 26 years later: still can't draw still love streets of rage 2

pov: you're about to get your shit rocked

aggressively interacting with posts on bluesky to teach my little news feed that posting is good and they should do it more here

PSA: now i am 80 hours in and cannot be spoiled, i am ready to join the metaphor refantazio fandom. #metaphor #metaphorrefantazio please send me your fan art and theories

jinx from arcane? jinx from league of legends? principal animator Michael Carr explains jinx from 2xko

boom party starts 2025

turn 2 every game

trying some gameplay changes. next test is spring 2025 see u then

omg there they are on ps5!!!

wowee the gang's all here

finally a banger on tiktok. i will cling to gen-z relevance and sell an audiobook to marketers on how it was done

some people call me Forbes at work and i don't rly like it. but then i realise i am super detached from my first name too. i wish i just had no name anyway good night

i have finished v1 of my presentation for work. i used the word "experience" 33 times. please clap

how are people getting their twitter followers showin up on bluesky

the LAPD has the same philosophy as me playing any grand theft auto game: why drive a car when you can just helicopter wherever you want to go 🫨🥱

smolder has scaled it's over

found out that the thing i do where i accidentally projectile spit is called gleeking??? is this a thing everyone knows about

/metaphor spoilers eat the rich get to the anus

back in my day you could respond "me" to a video of the aftermath of a guilty dog licking another dog's head so her fur is all messed up. but now in america in 2024 that's just too controversial. i'm sorry to this dog. i'll never be you.

h-o-t-tea for my throat that's all i got so far. i'm sick but this is a bluesky exclusive from ben draggles forbes

i hope we never stop playing silver scrapes in a game 5. i love this stupid little ritual

i think my pickems are going to be entirely wrong LMFAO