I’ve never seen a squirrel poop

Forgot to reactivate my twitter after 30 days so now I'm really stuck here huh

Israeli forces stormed the Palestinian National Theater, El-Hakawati, in occupied East Jerusalem, shutting down a children’s musical show titled “Dreams Under the Olive Trees.”

We seem to be in some kind of cultural moment where everyone feels the need to write about wrestling or boxing or deadlifting or whatever

Don't let AI do your homework, Pope Leo tells US youth reut.rs/48tKTYY

Pls recommend short stories that particularly lend themselves to a lesson on syntax? :~)

The decline in literacy is the result of a top-down class war.

Yay!!!

New York’s gotta be the only place in the country you can just walk around in a beret and expect to be taken seriously

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

We’re revisiting this 2007 interview with the filmmaker Mira Nair, Zohran Mamdani’s mother, who talks about her work and recounts the puckish antics of her then-fifteen-year-old son. www.thebeliever.net/an-interview...

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

finally scanned my story in The End Magazine, you can read here if you're so inclined: drive.google.com/file/d/1Rc6p...

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

tell me a word to ctrl-F in my novel

prose and cons. get it? hahaahahahahhaha

go birds fuck ice free palestine :)

Forgot that I’m supposed to be writing for the Fat Lady

all my favorite authors sound a little bit like junie b jones

prescribing myself a franny and zooey reread

Don't make me look at your labradoodle

somehow despite having two parents with chronic pain / disabilities I still didn't believe that getting older would involve this much ambient pain and discomfort

Loaf

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

I wrote a poem! :)

I spiritually/physically/intellectually/emotionally cannot continue to teach college composition anymore

Applications are open for our summer editorial internship!

got my first piece published with xray, and i could not be happier 🪶🐇🍽️

Read this NOW.

New short story in The End Magazine! I love writing and being alive!

Story by Yannis Ritsos

does anything good want to happen to me? :——)

Here's that big news I was freaking out over: Amanda and I have been officially approved for a retail space! @eveninghouse.bsky.social has been a dream of ours since being laid off from P***ll's back in the early days of the pandemic and now, as the world burns, we're gunning to make it a reality

It’s my birthday, Bryce and I painted the dog :)

close to the knives, david wojnarowicz

I love teaching in this room so much 🥹

Too many quality posts are lost to the scroll. Why not say it in print? Classified ads in The Believer are only $1/word. Now accepting shoutouts, announcements, secret opinions, and missed connections.

got a story and a poem coming out this month 💚

Two seconds in Philly and I’ve purchased an overpriced vape and a bottle of sake

It’s time

Christmas is supposed to feel sad and eerie actually. So I’m doing it right.

I have two short stories that I think are good and hope to put out in 2025. Then I will write another story or two. Thank you.

We finished My Brilliant Friend

Really bad posts on X lately. Hello

The Believer’s 2024 Art Issue is out today! Here’s a thread of what you’ll find inside: www.thebeliever.net/product/wint...

recommend story collections please

reading up on the lost city of pompeii for my new short story about the internet

You can’t even be a snob in a PhD anymore they have us reading Mary had a little lamb ass books over here

:)

Looking through the scrap document for my novel and sighing lol