My students are consistently not laughing at my jokes and that is slowly destroying my sanity

No tenure in Oklahoma? Lovely

I liked the new Superman, but I keep thinking of the scene where the engineer do a backflip, her Head comes our of her butt and her whole body inverts and I have so many questions

“Bolsonaro é um divisor de águas”, escreveu Epstein sobre Jair: O pedófilo Jeffrey Epstein ficou entusiasmado com a candidatura de Jair Bolsonaro ao Planalto, de acordo com mensagens que ele trocou com Steve Bannon, que assessorou Jair na campanha de 2018. Epstein, além das acusações… #revistafórum

Damn you rgl.... damn you to hell

This he-man trailer is... Not good

An Argentinian went to brazil, called a guy "mono" (ape) and now is being charged with racism, which is a crime in Brazil that can earn you up to 3 years in prison.

I thought this was extremely entertaining

Just had a proc b account created for me and I have no idea what is it for. I have another account already, so I am not sure what this is about

SICB is over. Now I have to go back to the gym... blerg

If you are still at #sicb2026, come to my talk at Development of Vertebrates II where I will talk monkey heads at 9am. Room B116

Wife- did you see that... Me- yep. Wife- do you think... me- nop. Wife-... Me-... Yep...

I will be on #sicb2026 tomorrow. Let's talk vertebrate heads, comparative methods and stare into the void together

What now

Come and join me and my colleagues at the Department of Biology, #LundUniversity in #sweden! We have am open position as Senior Lecturer/Associate Professor in Biodiversity. Apply here no later than February 11 2026: https://lu.varbi.com/en/what:job/jobID:848749/type:job/where:4/apply:1

Same here

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

When I was a kid, I was told that there was no future in robotics. So...

Decided that I could compost my Nespresso pods myself, instead of flying them over the country, increasing their carbon footprint. Am I a hero? Probably not. Because I hated doing it.

Kelsey's recent work on paleontology is so cool that I will not even joke about it. Very cool mini-nested thread. The hearing stuff is particularly interesting to me.

Third: New work that helps us understand the evolution of herbivory in a charismatic little group of Permo-Triassic stem reptiles, led by Selena Martinez! www.cambridge.org/core/journal...

I, for one, think that submitting papers during winter break is a good and moral way of fighting against the hegemonic culture.

i stand by this statement every year

The Internet is becoming increasingly unreliable. Buy books and read them.

LLMs aren't getting smarter. People are getting stupider.

"The message was clear. Let ChatGPT redesign your class. Let ChatGPT tell you how to evaluate your students. Let ChatGPT tell students how to use ChatGPT. Let ChatGPT solve the problem of human education. It was like being handed a Mad Libs puzzle for automating your syllabus."

just saw this reconstruction in a paper of a nimravidae and I love it

Parceria entre Google e USP cria a cátedra "IA responsável". Parceria entre Petrobás e USP cria a catedra "Petróleo verde", parceria entre USP e Monsanto cria a cátedra "Agrotóxico saudável"...kkkkkkkkkkk

How hard is it to find men's button-up shirts with little animal designs? My plan of having a shirt for every mammalian order is kind of on hold. It's highly skewed to carnivores and ungulates...

He is risen

eu nasci em 1985 tenho a idade da nova república foram necessários quarenta anos neste país (minha vida inteira) para que generais começassem a ser punidos pelos crimes que cometeram que esses assassinos todos apodreçam

Somehow I doubt frida Kahlo would be excited to have her painting being sold for 50mil.

This is one of the more embarrassing things I've ever seen

Good morning, Asia. While you were sleeping, this was our most-read story: on.ft.com/3JH3g3p

If you ask me, the fact we are collectively failing turnin tests into a major economic collapse is a great prank

My stocks just went down and I wonder if that is due to NY mayoral run or airport shutdowns.... hard to say these days

What happened to impact factors? I've havent checked them in a couple of years and everything went down...

Tchau querido

I'm excited to announce that my lab is moving to the Department of Biological Sciences at Florida Atlantic University in January next year! Can't wait to join amazing new colleagues and be able to run outside year round to work with lizards on campus and sea urchins at the FAU Marine Lab!

My biggest Halloween pet peeve: animal skull decoration in which the skull has a complete post-orbital bar and is not a primate

I'm telling my student the horrors of Brazilian academic job searches on Halloween and that seam fitting

I will say this about the rat-eating-bat-gate: It feels wrong to me every time I see a r strategist eating a K strategist

I lost track here. How are we on eating eggs again?

Whatever happened to these monkeys clearly serves as a metaphor for the current stage of capitalism we are living in

These last two weeks, I had former undergrad students come up to me to say how much they liked my class. I was raised catholic. I am not mentally ready for this kind of positive validation

How I fell after an afternoon nap

It's Wednesday night, I am reading the Wikipedia entry for Marvel's Wild Child and that is all I can do

I think one advantage ot LLM is the increase in people using mcmcGLMM