I paid for a full season of MLB.tv, but I can’t watch tonight’s Tigers-Red Sox game, arguably the game of the year, because it’s on AppleTV. Thanks, Manfred. Thanks a lot.

I have worked in television for almost 30 years. This is *NOT* a good development. Now everyone’s going to think they’re a videographer because they have an iPhone. Kill me now.

According to the internets, I can retire in 2,800 days. With the economy tanking and everything being generally terrible, it might be 5,000 days before that really happens.

The Red Sox are down 6-0 but have their first base hit and base runner. Praise jeebus.

The Red Sox have gotten past the batter’s box yet and I don’t like it one bit.

It looks like, for the 51st consecutive year, that I won’t be qualifying for the Boston Marathon. Damnit.

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Paul Skenes should absolutely win the National League Cy Young Award. And make sure you spend the extra money and sit right behind home plate to watch him pitch. You can thank me later.

Between this and the Saudi Arabia deal, there is never again going to be a reason to believe anything Tom Brady says.

I would take vaccine advice from my dog Norma over these clowns. And my dog Norma died 5 years ago. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...

When I become president I am banning all stomach/digestive medicine except for Vernors, which is what my mom used to treat my upset stomach when I was a kid. I feel like that's the best cure for indigestion so that's what we're doing.

We really elected the dumbest-possible person for the job.

I was expecting a Top 10 List of what needs fixing and I instead got something much better. Make Me Commissioner by @ballgirl.bsky.social made me miss my childhood nights at the Cape Cod Baseball League. This is an amazing book. Get it. Read it. Now.

I have been to 34 MLB stadiums across two countries. I have never been to the place where Tampa currently plays, but I imagine Williamsport’s Little League fields are better than this one.

Why do the Rays have a goal judge sitting behind home plate?

MLB should be embarrassed they are playing games in MiLB stadiums. This game looks and sounds like a night spring training game… oh right… because it’s being played in a spring training stadiums.

Well worth your time. It's 23-solid minutes of comic perfection talking about the perfectly-tinted father. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GXN...

Everything is awful and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Mike Remlinger may have been born in NY, but he grew up in my hometown! Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Red Sox #382 🦾 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com @dailywalkoff.com #DailyWalkoff

All uniformed #Pirates personnel are wearing number 21 this evening to honor the legacy of the great Roberto Clemente. #ClementeDay

I grew up in Bad Field Trips You went there once a year. We never left.

Otis Nixon has almost half of my score! ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 897 9/9: Rarity: 7 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: immaculategrid.com/share/s62Vl4j @immaculategrid.com #ImmaculateGrid

The @redsox.com have a 6-0 lead after the first inning… is that good?

You can say what you want about @virtualpence.bsky.social (and I regularly do), but this Kevin Smith-signed, super-belated 50th birthday present is now framed and hanging in the basement mancave. I am definitely not even supposed to be here today.

It’s about time they got a hit.

Darren Bragg is a great player for the grid… Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Red Sox #374 🦾 "Whiff!" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com @dailywalkoff.com #DailyWalkoff

Hi. I’ve been working in television production for almost 30 years. I have a question… - Does anyone at NESN know how to white balance the pitcher-hitter camera? This is embarrassing and everyone involved should be ashamed. That’s TV101 First Hour stuff right there.

As the @redsox.com continue a lost weekend in the desert, here’s a chance to remember some good times!

Walker is the dog I didn’t want, but now cannot live without. Happy birthday big guy!

ARE YOU SERIOUS, CEDDANNE?!

Cedanne Rafaela just made one of the five greatest catches in my lifetime.

The @redsox.com are in Arizona this weekend… hey, I was there in July for Stadium #33!!!!

I have some great tshirts for sale on eBay. Click on the link for great opening prices on 2004, 2007, 2013, and 2018 @redsox.com #WorldSeries tshirts. #BidNowBidOften #LimitedTimeOnly #RedSox #eBay ebay.us/m/7ZdEbX

Here are my hockey @immaculategrid.com x @defector.com 21st Century Guys

BIG PAPI!!!!!!!!!! Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Red Sox #371 🦾 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com @dailywalkoff.com #DailyWalkoff

Here are my basketball @immaculategrid.com x @defector.com 21st Century Guys

Well that’s embarrassing. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Red Sox #370 🦾 "Punchy Pitchers" 🟡🟡🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟢🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com @dailywalkoff.com #DailyWalkoff

Jesus Christ is at the Red Sox game!!!!

ALEXA RESTART THE RED SOX GAME

After a 12-hour shit day at work, the Red Sox are down 7-0 in the second inning. This sucks. I am going to do dishes.

That right column killed me. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 885 9/9: Rarity: 12 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: immaculategrid.com/share/YwjtMO5 @immaculategrid.com #ImmaculateGrid

Phil Plantier… oh what could have been. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Red Sox #368 🦾 "The Outfield" 🟡🟢🟡🟢 🟡🟢🟡🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com @dailywalkoff.com #DailyWalkoff

I don’t understand the current generation of fans and their obsession with this racist asshole.

Here are my @immaculategrid.com x @defector.com 21st Century Guys…

I really wish we had Tony Pena during his prime. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Red Sox #367 🦾 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com @dailywalkoff.com #DailyWalkoff

The Red Sox are making the Pirates look like world beaters.

Happy 107th birthday to #TheGreatestHitterWhoEverLived, #TeddyBallgame, #TheSplendidSplinter, #9, and the last man to hit .400… Ted Williams!

I live in Pittsburgh. I see a lot of Pirates games. I cannot believe the Red Sox are losing this game right now.

That 1998 team is *VERY* underrated in team history. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Red Sox #364 🦾 "1998 Positions" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com @dailywalkoff.com #DailyWalkoff

Tom Clancy’s Goodnight Moon