Tell us it’s #TongueOutTuesday without telling us it’s Tongue Out Tuesday. #GRC #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

By unanimous vote, we have decided today is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

This is not our holiday, but we would like to wish all of our celebrating followers a #HappyEaster! Oh. And happy #WeekendSmiles! #GRC #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

It’s time for another edition of #WhatsThatOverThere where us and dadperson ask the question “what’s that over there?” Tune in again next time for another edition of “WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE!!!!!” #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Still raining. ☔️ When is second breakfast? #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

It’s raining, it’s pouring, and Ginger is snoring! Please keep the noise down to a dull roar. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

When Tony comes over to play, it must be #TongueOutTuesday! Hey, we’re poets and we know it! #GRC #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

This is preposterous. Dadperson is taking up the whole couch and we have nowhere to lie down. How are we supposed to get in our 1639607 naps today? #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Walker has a very simple message for all the followers… “MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE” #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

SHHHHHHHHHHHH Ginger is enjoying the comforts of Momperson’s pillow until further notice. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

It’s doing sky booms outside so we’re making sure momperson doesn’t get scared. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

People of the world, it’s time for the 365793925rd round of BITEY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Here are the eleventy hundred reasons why we will not look. 1. It’s #WontLookWednesday 284758492. A leaf has entered the time zone Blue. Dinner was late yesterday Spatula. SQUIRREL!!!!!!! #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

We got the #TongueOutTuesday memo and understood the assignment. Sadly, dadperson did not. Again. #GRC #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

It’s #NationalPuppyDay… or something. This is the best we got right now. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

You obviously didn’t get the memo. It’s time to play with us. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Unless you have treats or something for us to bark at or peanut butters or squirrels to bring inside, we’ll be staying right here today. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

To each and every one of our <…gets help from the people…> 30,000 twitter dot com followers, we have a simple question… CAN ANYONE OPEN THE GATE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

The time is now. We need everyone to focus. The ball is about to be thrown. We can do this. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Walker - Don’t worry. Ginger likes this arrangement. Ginger - I do *not* like this arrangement. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

From the people - Potter was a beloved member of our family, our neighborhood, and our online community. After he died two years ago, we put his collar on the corner of the backyard fence. Now everyone can visit him anytime they want! #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

To celebrate #StPatricksDay, our names have been officially changed to O’Walker and O’Ginger. Please make a note of it. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

We would like to note that on this day Febtober 97rd at 61 o’clock, we were fed **ON TIME**!!!!! It’s an Arbor Day Miracle! #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

But if we get up from the couch, who will keep it from flying away? #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Work schmerk. Play with us. Now. Or the bone gets dropped on work schmerk machine. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

From the people - Potter went over the rainbow bridge two years ago today. Gone, but not forgotten. We miss you Potter and hope you are still getting all the sticks, all the squirrels, all the peanut butters, all the belly rubs, and all the snuggles.

“Since I won’t get fed until Halley’s Comet comes back, I guess I’ll just eat these sticks as a snack.” - Walker #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

“After a winter that lasted eleventy hundred decades, I am very happy sitting under the big yellow sky ball.” - Ginger #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

If you don’t let us back inside the house, how are we supposed to bark to go back outside? C’mon already, we haven’t got all minute!!!!!!!!!! #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Momperson?!?!?!?!?!?!? Kisses goodbye?!?!?!?!?!?!? LEAVING US?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OHMYDOGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

We are hungry. We have not eaten since the second season of M*A*S*H. We want you to get out of bed. It is time. Let’s go already. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Tonight’s funny

Please be advised we are sleeping. No loud noises, no interruptions, no wind blowing, no talking, no barking, no crinkle crinkle… ok, maybe crinkle crinkle. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

These massages do not make up for the fact that last night’s dinner was 173 decades late. Do better. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Oh. You’re leaving. Again. Without us. Again. We are filing a formal complaint with management. This is unconscionable. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

On this #TongueOutTuesday and walkies edition of WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE, we ask the all-important question, “…WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?” Tune in next time for another edition of WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE!!!!!! #GRC #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Why yes, we are watching you and judging. Please. Carry on. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Three words. Bye. Tee. Face. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Front door or back door, it doesn’t matter. We will defend our territory at all times. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

The big yellow sky ball came out to play yesterday so we just sat there forever plus eleventy thousand hours. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Why yes, going outside seems like a swell idea. Let’s do that. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

On this #WontLookWednesday, we were just hoping someone *ANYONE* would come by the fence and say hello to us. Sigh. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

We heard you have access to the food and we haven’t eaten since James Garfield was president. A little help? #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

C’mon everyone. It. Is. ZOOMIE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

We met a new friend on walkies and we got all our leashes tangled and it was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

We don’t always play tug. Who are we kidding? We *ALWAYS* play tug. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

This is the moment we have been waiting for, everyone. Pay attention. Act normal. Be on your best behavior. The peebees are RIGHT THERE. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

We have no idea how all those muddy footprints got there. Have you asked the brotherperson? #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

Momperson just doesn’t understand. We were UNDER ATTACK and it’s a good thing we were there to save the universe. We may not be so lucky next time. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens

It’s #TongueOutTuesday. You know what to do. You *BETTER* know what to do. #DogsOfBlueSky #GoldenRetrievers #PghGoldens