It’s as if the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing.

Fun fact: when Michael Flatley drinks champagne he turns into Michael Bublé.

If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies. "Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."

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👏 "We've lived here all our lives. And I have never felt so unwelcome in my own hometown as I do since your party came into Caerphilly." "With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this." "I blame you for that."

Even when told about DLD lots of people don't seem to get what it is. And so we asked the experts, people with DLD (Developmental Language Disorder). One young person said DLD was 'trying to learn, but the words won't click.' How do you explain DLD to others? #DLDday #DevLangDis

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

I'm going to put The Staunton Lick on, in honour of that assist

Some young people in Home Bargains have just rejected a tea towel on the grounds 'that grey's a bit millennial'

TalkTV is airing attacks on trans people without broadcasting the views of those who support trans rights. Call on Ofcom to take action:https://goodlaw.social/66f6a3

Don't forget your own water if you're travelling from Derby station today. "Real feel" 36° later but @WHSmith selling water starting from £3.19 for 500ml. What's the justification?

Neil OLD, more like, ha ha. Amirite?!?!?!?

Lancashire person wrote the Connections puzzle in today's New York Times. Surely?

Gentle reminder to unionize.

Oil tanker crisis? Bring out Phil McCann #wato

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